This is the PLA's web discussion board. Please do not post anything illegal as this would offend some and we can't monitor this board all the time. If offensive subjects bother you, do not go any further because we are all sick motherfuckers. You can go look at our FruitWare Spam List or click on "general" to get started. And remember:

• We are not responsible for the content posted in these forums. We occasionally drop by and delete posts, but can only do this every few days as our lives do not revolve around this forum. If you have a problem with a certain post, send us some e-mail.
• When making a post, try to put it in the appropriate group if there is one. If not, find the closest thing to it.
• Don't spam. I'm all for the petty fighting and bickering, but don't post the same message over and over and over. (Of course, you can still spam reasonably in the "URL Spam" sub.
• No commercial advertisements. This hasn't been a problem so far but I thought I'd write that here just to sound cool.
• Do not post personal information about yourself or others. This includes phone numbers, addresses, credit card numbers, calling card numbers, etc. And don't post k0dez for god's sake.

Once in a great while, a good samaritan feels that it's his/her duty to bring down the PLA forever by spamming the living hell out of our web board. This has happened so many times now that we think it's just about time that we dedicate a whole page to these wonderful citizens. So here it is, straight from our log files - the FruitWare BBS Spam List. (Please note that I capitalized the letters in that title in order to make it seem more important.)

tiac.com - I believe that tiac.com was our very first spammer here on the FruitWare board. Tiac happened before we'd mastered the art of banning a domain so we were reduced to sending an e-mail to abuse@tiac.com. It took about 12 hours to get a reply from them, but as soon as we got the reply, the spamming suddenly stopped and nothing ever happened from tiac again.

mich.net - This one happened around the same time as tiac happened so we e-mailed abuse here also but never got a reply from them. Getting desperate for peace, I did some web searching and figured out how to ban any given domain from posting which took care of this guy. Incidentally, some guy kept barging into our IRC channel and saying stupid things who was also from mich.net. Hmmmmmmm...

piweba5y-ext.prodigy.com - Within an hour of successfully banning mich.net, this kiddie ran upstairs to his daddy's computer and used a Prodigy account to continue his spamming. (The exact same thing was being posted.) It sucked to have to ban Prodigy but life goes on.

208.198.168.130 - Excited about the new year, this winner spent all evening on 1/1/98 spamming our web board, probably for a good 12 hours straight. The IP wouldn't resolve but we managed to resolve it to acme-brain.com, an ISP in Georgia, by changing the 130 to a different number. Instead of banning them, we e-mailed the ISP and explained the problem showing them logs.

Here are the various messages that were generated by the FruitWare BBS.

You didn't write anything in the comments field. What is the point of a message if you don't write a message. Retard. Back up and try again or just return to the discussion board.

$yourip has been identified as the source of a recent spam attack on this web board so you will not be able to post here today. If you think this bites big ones, contact the webmaster. Otherwise, this ban will be removed one of these days.

We're sorry, but something you fucking wrote really pissed us off and we just can't post your message unless you decide to make a few fucking changes in your wording. Click the god damned back button and try it again, fuck face. Here is our current list of banned words and/or phrases:

We're sorry but you are not allowed to post any numbers in the body of your message due to users posting personal information and illegal codes. This ban may be lifted in the future but probably not in your lifetime.

We're sorry, but the word censored has been censored by the phonelosers.org staff due to abuse. If this bothers you then perhaps you should track down my home phone number and prank my ass all night.

(I decided to censor the word "censor" because StLSD2000 was flipping out about me banning the use of numbers in the forums. He kept ranting in the forums about censorship. So I decided to censor censor. This didn't make StLSD2000 very happy.)

We're sorry, but due to continuing pressure from the feds, the word LSD has been banned from being used on this board because the feds might think we use LSD and they'll come to our house and get really mad at us and stuff so ya know it's like better safe than sorry. If this bothers you then perhaps you should track down my home phone number and prank my ass all night.

(After StLSD2000 threw a fit about me censoring the word "censor" I decided to have some more fun with him. I think he was originally pissed because censoring numbers made it impossible for him to sign his posts "StLSD2000" and he was reduced to signing just "StLSD". Poor guy. I figured this ban would reduce his name to just "St." This made him even more unhappy than before.)

You didn't fill in the name field on your post. In order to post on our web board, you have to have a name. If you don't have a name, please go to your local Chamber of Commerce and get one. Return to the discussion board

Okay, you evil hacker, you're in trouble now! You entered an incorrect password and this triggered our script that automatically logged your name, address and phone number and we've sent the police and FBI to your house. They will be there in a matter of minutes, young man. Let this be a lesson to you, scum of the earth!

You have posted a message on the discussion board! If you feel good about this then you need some serious counseling. Click here to return to the discussion page or you will be automatically transferred there in 7 seconds.

The discussion board is closed. I've asked nicely many times for people not to post "k0dez" on the web board but it's happening just about every day. This is illegal and could end up getting phonelosers.org shut down. I don't need the authorities knocking on my door because I'm publishing illegal codes on the internet. Deleting them is taking up way too much of my time so this is how it's gotta be. Thanks for sticking around here for so long!