PLAcon 2015 Swag Pack
Are you kicking yourself for missing out on PLAcon 2015? Now you can pretend you took part in the best
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PLA Merchandise
PLA Coins – The Currency of THE FUTURE
If you want to own the currency of THE FUTURE, now is your chance. These polished metal PLA coins measure
Read moreStupid PLA Rubber Bracelets
What’s that? You say you wish you could wear one of those douchey rubber bracelets around all the time, only
Read more2012 PLA Tour Shirts Available
Here’s a new PLA shirt that will become obsolete immediately after 2012 has passed. Don’t miss out on this amazing
Read moreDesign A PLA Button Contest (2012 Edition!)
If you’ve visited the PLA Store in the past 4 decades, you’ve probably noticed the buttons for sale. Many of
Read moreBrand new PLA CD of old crap released!
There’s a new technology that some of you may have heard of by now, called “compact discs,” which you can
Read moreDear Arby…Special Knitting and Embroidery Edition
Dear Arby, i got in touch with you a while ago about becoming a affiliate with the PLA site because
Read moreHelp Needy Christian Schools Afford PLA Books
This morning I received the following email from a guy who ordered a PLA book and t-shirt from me earlier
Read morePLA Dogtags
Aren’t they beautiful? Don’t you want one more than you’ve ever wanted anything in your life? I’ve been wanting to
Read moreThe PLA Book Has Arrived!
Believe it or not, the announcement of an upcoming book about the PLA actually wasn’t an elaborate April Fool’s Day
Read moreStealing Money From Pay Phones
Our new April 1st video on YouTube will show you how to scam a pay phone by dialing a 32
Read moreNew PLA Vinyl Stickers
After a year of selling those horrid, old orange stickers and finally dumping them all off on a table at
Read morePLA Radio Episode #19 – Hacking Answering Machines
This episode of PLA Radio covers a few updates, a crazy Craigslist prank, voicemails set to the love theme in
Read moreBuy Lots of PLA Coffee Mugs From Us
Your coffee will taste 170% better when it’s sipped from our new official PLA coffee mugs! You need to buy
Read morePLA Shirts Now In Pretty Colors
If you’ve been dying to get a PLA t-shirt, but black and grey just wasn’t colorful enough for you, then
Read moreThe Last Myspace Contest Update EVER!
Today the very last winner in PLA’s Myspace Contest was randomly chosen. That winner is… June 1st winner High on
Read moreShirts and Stamps are here!
If you’ve ordered a new PLA t-shirt in the past couple of weeks, your orders are being shipped out today.
Read moreWho wants a new PLA tshirt?
A limited quantity of the photoshoped tshirt you see above is now available. As of now, they’re only available in
Read moreGet a personalized phonelosers.org email address!
Want a phonelosers.org email address? How about a phonelosers.org subdomain? Get yourname@phonelosers.org and http://yourname.phonelosers.org for just $5.00 per year! This
Read moreDesign Your Own PLA Button Contest
Sick of all the incredibly boring buttons in the PLA Store? Well now’s your chance to make them slightly less
Read moreThrift Stores offering PLA shirts at rock bottom prices!
PLA is so old & busted now that our t-shirts are starting to turn up in thrift stores. Recently I
Read moreNo more shirts left!
Big thanks to everyone who bought up the remaining Mom & Dad t-shirts these past few days. They’re completely gone
Read moreBuy our shirts!
For more than 10 years now, the PLA has exsisted for soley one reason. And that reason is to sell
Read morePLA Media CD
What are you waiting for? Hurry up and buy a damn PLA Media CD. Now they have snazzy jewel case
Read moreNew PLA t-shirts available
We’ve designed a new t-shirt, mainly so that the people running the PLA Panel at HOPE would have something PLAish
Read moreHuge Blowout Sale on PLA Merchandise! WOW!
Are you the only guy on your street without a PLA T-shirt? Now’s your chance to get a PLA T-shirt
Read morePhoneloser Monthly Newsletter
Ever since I killed PLA back in 1997, people have been saying that we should start up a new zine.
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