A limited quantity of the photoshoped tshirt you see above is now available. As of now, they’re only available in black. But I plan on using the profits to buy more colors and sizes if I can at least sell these. So you should buy them to encourage me! They’re $15.00 each, plus $4.00 for shipping and they’re available in S, M, L, XL and XXL. If your fat ass needs XXXL, then wait a couple months and there might be one available. These are professionally screened shirts.
I’ll even knock a dollar off if you promise to send me a picture of yourself wearing the shirt. So send your $19.00 (or $18.00) via PayPal to rbcp AT phonelosers.org. Or you can mail it instead. Your shirt will be shipped right around the 1st of March.