Once upon a time, we took all of the employees of a pizza delivery place hostage to make a political statement about something or another. While the employees were locked up in the cooler and our leader was negotiating with the police, my friends and I were bored so we started answering the phones and talking to customers. At first, we tried to just chat with them to pass the time but they refused to believe that we were international terrorists. So instead we decided to just pretend that we were the employees and we ended up fucking with everyone who called us. It was a really great time and helped relieve the stress of being tear gassed and stuff. Below are sound clips from a few of the calls, beginning with our YouTube playlist of our favorite pizza calls.
If you enjoyed the calls on this page, then you would probably also enjoy our other incoming customer service calls. Such as the Super Store calls, the movie theater calls, the Auto Parts calls, the hotel calls, technical support calls and our page of random prank calls.