Once upon a time, we took all of the employees of a pizza delivery place hostage to make a political statement about something or another. While the employees were locked up in the cooler and our leader was negotiating with the police, my friends and I were bored so we started answering the phones and talking to customers. At first, we tried to just chat with them to pass the time but they refused to believe that we were international terrorists. So instead we decided to just pretend that we were the employees and we ended up fucking with everyone who called us. It was a really great time and helped relieve the stress of being tear gassed and stuff. Below are sound clips from a few of the calls, beginning with our YouTube playlist of our favorite pizza calls.
If you enjoyed the calls on this page, then you would probably also enjoy our other incoming customer service calls. Such as the Super Store calls, the movie theater calls, the Auto Parts calls, the hotel calls, technical support calls and our page of random prank calls.
so THIS is why they sent out that bulletin about not pressing buttons that the “phone company” told us to. Hillarious! Keep up the good work!
Did you ever find out if the real employees got in trouble over this? I can see angry customers coming to the store, yelling & throwing things. It would be stupid, arrogant rednecks and total pricks who would visit the store, but I’ve seen it happen from time to time.
I think the “not an advice service” one is the funniest. There are so many morons who don’t know what they want and they spend like 10 minutes talking to each other. A big waste of my time. I have a queue of others waiting to order. Some pizza stores have a policy of telling those jerks to call back when they’re ready and hang up on them.
OMFG u guys r hilariouis i was laughung my *** off the whole time!! is it a real pizza place?
Wow, this was awesome. Amazing. I’m still laughing. Thank you so very much.
We play multiple pranks as well, my favorite is the “automated voice recording” prank, we pretend to be automatic voice recording saying we’re closed, and when someone complains we berate them.
Also, taking two phones when two people call at the same time, flipping them over, and forcing them to order from each other is probably one of the most satisfying experiences one can endure.
Oh, and when reading the toppings of a pizza, we have a contest to see how many toppings we can “make up” and get away with it. The current title is four, and the toppings where “Dog”, “JalaPENIS”, “Shrapnel”, “Butt Plugs”.
Anyway, YOU RULE!
I love your work, keep it coming. Serious style you guys have.
For real, how did you guys do this prank? There’s no way someone could actually work there, and not have the other employees here you guys, is there?
Could’ve been a lot funnier, especially the guy on the “special for not pissing me off” – he got so riled he totally lost his cool – who’s the dumbass now?
The party one was fair, and the most unbelievable of the Stupid Customers category was the lady who ordered from the self-proclaimed roach-covered pizza place – unbelievable!
This is great. I dont know how you held that job long enough to do all those prank calls.
thanks for the pranks. Im in tears ilaugh sohard.
This is hilarious! “Oh no, your mad. Now were all gonna pay.” Comedy gold!
Wow! First an Auto Parts store and then a Pizza place…Man I am glad you guys aint in Southie
doods, i was staying in buffalo last thursday and i tried to order a pizza to my hotel. i think it was you sonsabitches. it was funny to me, but probably not to everyone else. is there any way you can send the clip to me? nice work.
I’m actually quite interested in how something like this is achieved, can you link me to a specific, relevant resource for it?
I’m not just the typical teenage retard looking to just prank a local pizza place like this, I’m a true computer nerd who would be interested in the technical specifics behind this :)
omg. friggin awsome stuff i love it! …lol…
got to get some more funny ones on here
xxx
man my face hurts from grinning;) funny shitlolz
How have you guys gotten away with this without getting caught by the police?!
i love old people… i cant wait to be old 1 day unless i get knocked down by a bus…
i love helping oldies lik myself cross the road lik nd i love old skin so grey and wrinkilly wel i love being free in a nappy too pissing myself all day,night&evening
bye only for now tho….
xcaragh
LOL U GUYS R THE SHIZ… KEEP IT UP
AND YES IM WRITING IN CAPITALS CUZ IM SHOUTING THIS…
the pizza is onthe way to canda
Just order one minute before any pizza place closes it will make any manager go ape shit. I’m a driver I give customers free pizza coupons just if they order at the last minute then I wait forever before I come back. Manages go nuts the driver loves it. By the Time I get back the manager cleans up the store call late my mother fuckers come on you bitch.
you guys literally pwn every caller.
Hahahah, man you guys are hilarious.
You gotta be like, there’s a bomb under your seat…
Then when they ask ” what? ” be like, I said pizza smotherd in meat?
great pizza calls
DUDE SHITS FUNNY AND THE PICTRES A FROG
HE NEEDS TO HAVE A TALKING TO – SOMEONES ON THEIR WAY. TALKING TO WITH THE BROTHER… I LOVE THESE
I laughed my ass off when the lady called in to the place, and asked, hey can I get a pizza. And when the guy said 22 was too old to order a pizza, she said it’s for my 15 year old son. That would mean, she would haveto be pregnant at age 8, XD
lol i found this even more humorous because i work at papa johns. good shit guys this is the best website ever! i want to do this kinda shit too its better than prank calling random ppl cuz they call u for customer service
So you guys get employed at places and prank the customers?
epic.
I like the page, would be nice to have the comments on each pranks, though, not just an overall comment page. And if possible subtitles and some pics, that go with the prank….
I have worked the pizza industry for years this is fucking hilarious
Lmao! “I’m sorry ma’am, I can’t understand you, you sound to old”
Hahahah, gawd, how do you not laugh?
i just wanted to give credit to the girl that was taking those calls. She was definitly better at fucking with those people calling. She knew just what to say to piss them off. she’s got skills, i bet she can get anyone to reach their breaking point.
golden.
So wait, the lady was 22 years old. The same lady has a 15 year old son. 22-15=7? I think im missing something. And they said MY generation was having babies young…
This would be so much better if the people answering the phones didn’t sound like such a bunch of pussies.
prank calls didn’t put on a vioce so if i rang up a member of my family and prabked them they would of gussed it was mee x.x.x.x
ahahahahahaaaahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahhh!! Lol! So funnyyyyyy! Just don’t sware!
Although it was bit “over the limit” I should say it was one of the most hillarious audios I have ever heard …
Especially when the manager retorts at that lady in “Could I service u ****” – I just burst out .. :)
The best audio I’ve ever heard. You guise need more of everything. Now I want a freaking pizza! Too all of you who hate this…… You all are homo sexuals!
don’t be a nazi about the whole thing your bringing my high down
is stupid
<33 how do you get the number seriously so people think you are really pizza hut?
I’d love to know how you hijack the lines at the pizza places.