Richard Cardo Loses His Videos

At the risk of boring the hell out of everyone who doesn’t care about all this Richard Cardo nonsense, I’m going to post another update about him because it’s the most exciting thing happening in the PLA universe this week.

Richard Cardo, after devoting years of his life to rigorous detective work, has finished his video investigation on the 1996 CuervoCon attendees, concluding that RBCP hid under Jonbenet Ramsey’s bed while some 15-year-old girl named Patty (who flew to Denver on Christmas day, at age 15, without her parents noticing) lured Jonbenet to the kitchen. Soon after that, RBCP penned the ransom note and, well, you probably know the rest.

It’s obvious that the Boulder police will take Richard’s brilliant detective work very seriously and will be closing in on RBCP and Patty very soon. As a result, probably won’t exist for much longer. Sorry everyone, but it looks as if things will come to an end here soon.

Last week I threw together a video and put it on YouTube. It was my attempt at some lame humor, using Richard’s last video and dubbing over his voice to make it seem as if he’s confessing to the murder and clearing my name. Here’s that video:

The day Richard finished his video series, he noticed my parody and threw a fit, sending me this angry email

Thank you for trying to derail my efforts. It only made you and your pals more guilty, and that’s not my just saying so, but the feedback I’m getting.

Now that you have officially slandered me, I will sue you. Repair the damage done to my video immediately and you will only be sued for the damages up to the corrected video is posted and protected. The courts will decide how much based on the income that my information would bring (Penguin Classics will estimate what they think they may have lost as well so you may be hearing from their lawyers). My lawyer (his firm is Anderson and associates, you might have heard of them) assures me of a small six figure amount.

You just keep screwing up don’t you.

By the way, I may pay you a visit very soon and will give you an opportunity to make fun of me face to face. This may be a life changing experience for you, but I can guarantee it will be something that you’ve needed for a long time. It’s that no one has shown you the error of your ways but I will educate you so that you will never treat people like garbage ever, ever, ever again.

When I’m done, you’re going to find out that you were the one most responsible for Jonbenet’s murder. You were the one who knew more about what he was doing. You should not have used their pad to write the note. It places you in the Ramsey home.

Finally meeting you WILL be a pleasure.

Have a nice day.

Richard R. Cardo

Like I’m worried about a silly little lawsuit when his investigation is going to put me in prison for murder. After writing this, Richard contacted YouTube and demanded that my parody be taken down. YouTube complied and the video was taken down later that day. People trying to view it were shown this message instead:

Seeing how easy it is to convince YouTube to take down videos, I decided to make a claim against part 13 in his series since it used a photograph of me and PLA artwork. It worked and that video was taken down within 24 hours. But Patty, my co-conspirator in Richard’s investigation, outdid me that day by demanding the takedown of 13 of Richard’s videos. Only a day after Richard had concluded his investigation on us, after years of hard work, and suddenly nearly half of them are missing. Richard Cardo is probably not a happy man about this, especially after he thought he was so clever by figuring out a way to take down my videos.

By the way, if Richard has used any of your copyrighted material in his videos, this easy form on YouTube will allow you to make a copyright claim against him. Don’t abuse it!

This morning, Richard renamed his last video from “Epilogue” to “Who murdered JonBenet? pt. 36” so it appears that maybe recent events have made Richard decide not to conclude his investigation after all. Keep an eye on his YouTube account for the next exciting installment of Who Murdered JonBenet! And be on the lookout for Richard’s book too! Because we all know that is a reality.

Click here to discuss Richard Cardo in the PLA Forums

January 24th Edit: I’ve made a new YouTube video for Richard to complain about and have taken down which debunks a few of his theories about me and asks Richard to make amends for his mistakes. Here it is:

Also, keep an eye on where I plan to put up the complete hilarious Richard Cardo story.

Brad Carter

I run this town.

11 thoughts on “Richard Cardo Loses His Videos

  • January 17, 2009 at 10:44 am

    “…Which stands for ‘Sir Richard The Cardo’. Which has been my proper name sense I was knighted by the Queen in 1989…”

    Best part :D

  • January 17, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Wow; now why is it that this guy picked the PLA to investigate in the first place? And why does he think it was you? He seems like such an idiot.

  • January 18, 2009 at 2:09 am

    Awww, I actually liked these guys videos. I hope they are archived somewhere, like on YouTomb.

  • January 18, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    I saved copies of all his videos. I can always put them up somewhere if they all eventually disappear. Maybe I’ll stick the funnier ones on the PLA Media DVD. I’m sure Richard will appreciate that I’m distributing his theories to the masses, just as much as he appreciates that most of his YouTube subscribers have come from this site.

  • January 22, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    LOL do the cardo LOL
    LOL do the cardo LOL
    LOL do the cardo LOL

  • February 9, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    Holy Sweet Zombie Jesus!

    RBCP, I have been a strong fan of the PLA ezine years ago, but had not been around in a long time. I punch the PLA up and I find out you killed Jonbenet! AWesomeo. Always excitment going down. Cheers on the mcdonald sign thing too.

    Anyway, this Cardo guy is terrifying. How is it possible to be so stupid? A book deal with Penguin CLASSICS? What the fuck? I don’t have an intimate knowledge of Penguin Publishing, but I am pretty sure that branch handles works more on par with Moby Dick or Great Expectations, not “RBCP Killed JonBenet: Or How I wasted My life and lost friends and Respect”

    The email he sent was priceless. Best line: “When I’m done, you’re going to find out that you were the one most responsible for Jonbenet’s murder.” Huh? I know when I murder exploited pinup children, I usually remember being responsible for it. Thanks to Cardo, now I can forget all about, and he can help me remember.

    The part about him meeting you ‘WILL be a pleasure’ scares me. I mean, he seems like a guy who would kill and do things with corpses.

    PS: Cardo, I have hidden a message in this text as to the whereabouts of RBCP and an evidential link placing him, without a doubt, in JonBenet’s house, you fucking lunatic psycho. Watch Beautiful Mind one more time, Nash.

  • March 11, 2009 at 1:40 am

    wait just a mo….everyone knows john binay’s PARENTS killed the little ‘mini-tart’….and they’re not the proprietors of a hillarious prank phone call web site….so i just dont get his allegations!

  • August 2, 2014 at 3:53 pm

    Seeing as how all his videos are gone now does anybody have copies or know where I can find some?

  • August 2, 2014 at 4:01 pm

    On the page, there are links to all the videos I still have. They’re all on Photobucket, I think.

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