At the risk of boring the hell out of everyone who doesn't care about all this Richard Cardo nonsense, I'm going to post another update about him because it's the most exciting thing happening in the PLA universe this week.
Richard Cardo, after devoting years of his life to rigorous detective work, has finished his video investigation on the 1996 CuervoCon attendees, concluding that RBCP hid under Jonbenet Ramsey's bed while some 15-year-old girl named Patty (who flew to Denver on Christmas day, at age 15, without her parents noticing) lured Jonbenet to the kitchen. Soon after that, RBCP penned the ransom note and, well, you probably know the rest.
It's obvious that the Boulder police will take Richard's brilliant detective work very seriously and will be closing in on RBCP and Patty very soon. As a result, phonelosers.org probably won't exist for much longer. Sorry everyone, but it looks as if things will come to an end here soon.
Last week I threw together a video and put it on YouTube. It was my attempt at some lame humor, using Richard's last video and dubbing over his voice to make it seem as if he's confessing to the murder and clearing my name. Here's that video:
The day Richard finished his video series, he noticed my parody and threw a fit, sending me this angry email
Thank you for trying to derail my efforts. It only made you and your pals more guilty, and that's not my just saying so, but the feedback I'm getting.
Now that you have officially slandered me, I will sue you. Repair the damage done to my video immediately and you will only be sued for the damages up to the corrected video is posted and protected. The courts will decide how much based on the income that my information would bring (Penguin Classics will estimate what they think they may have lost as well so you may be hearing from their lawyers). My lawyer (his firm is Anderson and associates, you might have heard of them) assures me of a small six figure amount.
You just keep screwing up don't you.
By the way, I may pay you a visit very soon and will give you an opportunity to make fun of me face to face. This may be a life changing experience for you, but I can guarantee it will be something that you've needed for a long time. It's that no one has shown you the error of your ways but I will educate you so that you will never treat people like garbage ever, ever, ever again.
When I'm done, you're going to find out that you were the one most responsible for Jonbenet's murder. You were the one who knew more about what he was doing. You should not have used their pad to write the note. It places you in the Ramsey home.
Finally meeting you WILL be a pleasure.
Have a nice day.
Richard R. Cardo
Like I'm worried about a silly little lawsuit when his investigation is going to put me in prison for murder. After writing this, Richard contacted YouTube and demanded that my parody be taken down. YouTube complied and the video was taken down later that day. People trying to view it were shown this message instead:
Seeing how easy it is to convince YouTube to take down videos, I decided to make a claim against part 13 in his series since it used a photograph of me and PLA artwork. It worked and that video was taken down within 24 hours. But Patty, my co-conspirator in Richard's investigation, outdid me that day by demanding the takedown of 13 of Richard's videos. Only a day after Richard had concluded his investigation on us, after years of hard work, and suddenly nearly half of them are missing. Richard Cardo is probably not a happy man about this, especially after he thought he was so clever by figuring out a way to take down my videos.
By the way, if Richard has used any of your copyrighted material in his videos, this easy form on YouTube will allow you to make a copyright claim against him. Don't abuse it!
This morning, Richard renamed his last video from "Epilogue" to "Who murdered JonBenet? pt. 36" so it appears that maybe recent events have made Richard decide not to conclude his investigation after all. Keep an eye on his YouTube account for the next exciting installment of Who Murdered JonBenet! And be on the lookout for Richard's book too! Because we all know that is a reality.
January 24th Edit: I've made a new YouTube video for Richard to complain about and have taken down which debunks a few of his theories about me and asks Richard to make amends for his mistakes. Here it is:
Also, keep an eye on www.phonelosers.org/richardcardo/ where I plan to put up the complete hilarious Richard Cardo story.