Elite Cactus Squad

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Welcome to the Elite Cactus Squad membership page! This is our get-rich-quick scheme to help support the PLA, which creates more content, more shows, more videos, more music, more merchandise, and just a ton more awesomeness in general. It works kind of like our existing Patreon, but it’s all on phonelosers.com instead.

If you’ve ever been entertained by the bazillions of hours of live shows, podcasts, prank call albums, weird telephone playgrounds, music, videos, and just all the other miscellaneous crap I’ve put out, this is your chance to help keep it going. If you’d like to become a regular supporter of the various PLA podcasts you can use the two links below. Each option gives you basically the same thing, which is at least one extra show per week. Below are the various membership levels.

THE YOU GET NOTHING LEVEL – $1.00/MONTH – One dollar each month is the perfect way to support the show without blowing too much of your hard-earned money. For a mere $1 per month, you’ll get absolutely nothing except for a good feeling in your heart, knowing that you’re supporting something that you love, even if you’re being sort of a cheapskate about it. (Pay quarterly or yearly for a discount)

THE EXTRA SHOWS MEMBERSHIP – $5.00/MONTH – At this level, you’ll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode. Hobosodes are usually between 10 and 30 minutes long and I average at least one per week, sometimes more. (Pay quarterly or yearly for a discount)

SCREEN CREDITS ON YOUTUBE – $10.00/MONTH – At this level, your name will appear on one (or more) of our YouTube videos on the main PLA channel or the Snow Plow Show channel every month or two. You also receive the extra show perk from the $5 level. (Pay quarterly or yearly for a discount)

SHOW SPONSOR – $20.00/MONTH – At this level, you will be a sponsor of The Snow Plow Show podcast or a Hobosode. You will either be the sole sponsor of the entire show, or you will sponsor a segment of the show, or you will be grouped with a few others. You will be a sponsor at approximately every 2 months, though I’ll try my best to make it monthly. You will also receive the extra show perk from the $5 level and the YouTube credits from the $10 level. (Pay quarterly or yearly for a discount)

Click on any of those levels above to sign up. Or if you’d prefer not to use our sketchy-ass website to support our stuff, click below to use Patreon or YouTube instead.

Become A Member on PatreonBecome A Member on YouTube


If you’d prefer to make occasional donations to help me pay the bills around here, here are some links to make that happen. You’ll get nothing in return for donating, other than your usual access to all the free stuff I’ve put out there.

Donate with PayPalDonate with PayPal


There are also other things you can do to help out, like buying PLA stickers from the Zazzle store, getting PLA t-shirts at the Spreadshirt store or the TeePublic store. Buy the PLA book on Amazon. You can sometimes find other PLA merchandise on PLA’s Bandcamp page.

You can send things that directly benefit the shows at PLA’s Amazon wishlist and things that directly benefit the show’s host at Brad’s Amazon wishlist. Do your Amazon shopping through the PLA website and I’ll get a tiny cut of it. You can also help the show by simply telling everyone you know about it and turning them into listeners. This page has a few tips on promoting the shows, along with a bunch of outdated links.

Thank you, to everyone that’s supported PLA over the years. It’s because of you that I’ve been able to do this weird prank call thing full time for the past few years. You are all awesome people.

52 thoughts on “Elite Cactus Squad

  • July 29, 2014 at 11:07 pm
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    I am a Patreon member. I donate $10/month for your show

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  • July 30, 2014 at 10:27 pm
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    W00t! neon’s here….

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  • July 30, 2014 at 10:36 pm
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    Ahh, looks like I misunderstood the blog post /podcast. Looks like the subscriptions more than the $1/month. You should give $1/month patreon people a free month for this misunderstanding :P

    Also, whats up with the different levels? Does a yearly platinum subscription get you a blowjob or something?

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  • July 30, 2014 at 10:45 pm
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    Send an email to me at rbcp@phonelosers.org with your member name and I’ll give you access for free. I really don’t wanna exclude all you people that I know. I just wanna exclude the general listeners who don’t really hang out with us to trick them into paying.

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  • July 31, 2014 at 6:01 am
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    I subscribed through Patreon. I would donate more if my wife did not have me by the balls and I was not such a pussy.

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  • August 3, 2014 at 9:07 am
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    Fuck your patreon

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  • August 4, 2014 at 10:05 pm
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    My sister made $28 per hour working from home. Also, Cactus.

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  • August 6, 2014 at 6:50 am
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    everyone should set their name to rbcp

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  • August 10, 2014 at 2:08 pm
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    show us yer boobs

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  • September 5, 2014 at 12:20 am
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    I contributed to the PLA with my time and creativity by sending RBCP an awesome design that happen to be turned into a shirt and web design for the Snow Plow Show website! All from the kindness of my heart! Lol! So instead of stealing my stuff, why dont you give me some free junk or a job in the PLA Advertisement/ Design Department, hey Brad? Lolzzzz! Joking.. I like “volunteering” my time doing this kind of stuff!

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  • September 5, 2014 at 12:24 am
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    Not like I’m a professional, but I love doing this sort of thing!

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  • October 18, 2014 at 8:01 pm
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    On Platinum Membership it would just be cheaper to buy the 3 month package 4 times than to buy the yearly package. I just saved you fortunes, you should upgrade me to elite cactus squad for free.

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  • November 3, 2014 at 9:14 pm
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    im paying $10/month for higher-quality garbage and i love it.

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  • November 14, 2014 at 9:08 pm
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    I am a patreon member. Also I pledged through patreon to donate money each month to phonelosers and sent a message to RBCP at rbcp@phonelosers.org. he hasn’t given me access to the secret shows. Also, I heard he once gave a bunch of cracker Jacks to homeless orphans and the orphan were so happy and thankful then rbcp left and all the orphans opened their cracker jack boxes only to discover the boxes were filled with used fishbowl gravel. It was apparently so sad

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  • November 14, 2014 at 9:59 pm
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    Desi – I’ve upgraded you now. Sorry about that. I don’t remember getting an email from you. Maybe it went to spam. GAWD, SORRY!

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  • November 15, 2014 at 4:45 am
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    Thanks Brad! I don’t care what everyone says about you, you’re a nice guy.

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  • December 9, 2014 at 7:31 pm
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    Where can I pay in buttcoins?

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  • March 31, 2015 at 9:04 am
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    Hi Brad, I’m from México and I listen to your shows religiously, the only problem is that I’m poor and I live a third world country. will you accept my dogecoins? I love you.

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  • May 3, 2015 at 1:37 am
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    Thanks for your great show and service

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  • August 15, 2015 at 6:45 pm
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    This is bullshit! I’m going to sign up with a $5.00 subscription to prove that rbcp does not send cool shit in the mail. I dare you to prove me wrong. (by sending me some cool shit)

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  • September 15, 2015 at 5:56 pm
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    I am a dedicated fan and have been on your damn show, Brad, I even have a PLA ID card saying I belong in the situation room. How do I get into this secret club and also be poor?

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  • September 17, 2015 at 12:30 pm
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    I named my cactus Roy

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  • October 4, 2015 at 2:37 pm
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    I paid through patreon and still don’t have my access nor do I have my free ticket to heaven.. which I guess isn’t actually free because I paid for it but whatever just give me my fucking ticket to heaven… please.

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  • November 3, 2015 at 1:55 pm
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    I am a cactus farmer

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  • November 7, 2015 at 11:04 pm
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    I joined up via Patreon but don’t require your winsome amenities. May I ask only for the password to my internet refrigerator, please?

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  • January 5, 2016 at 11:39 am
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    Just got my PLA Xmas Swag. Took you long enough RBCP! Jeez, give someone 5$ a month, get a late ASS xmas card! Thanks RBCP, Luv u too!

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  • February 12, 2016 at 11:39 pm
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    What is Paypal?

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  • February 13, 2016 at 10:04 pm
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    Where can I download the older Snow Plow Show shows. 2014 and 2015 links in the archive work but I can’t download anything from 2013, the links are broken. Is there anywhere I can download these older shows??? I need my fix, dude!

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  • April 17, 2016 at 5:42 am
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    I love you brad

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  • April 24, 2016 at 2:17 pm
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    i love voicemails they my favourite part of the show

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  • June 14, 2016 at 11:50 pm
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    So many cute guys leave voicemails. Something about pranking anarchistic young men like myself, dey r so cuuuuute.

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  • August 10, 2016 at 4:32 pm
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    Fuck you haters. A cactus in the anus to all of you. Bhenchods!

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  • September 20, 2016 at 11:36 pm
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    PLA go away !

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  • September 23, 2016 at 8:39 pm
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    What the cactus

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  • October 28, 2016 at 2:37 pm
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    Yay! I’m a subscriber! Hi, erbody!

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  • November 28, 2016 at 1:57 am
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    Is anyone else getting errors when trying to log in stating “503: Service Temporarily Unavailable
    Too many IP addresses accessing one secure area!
    Please contact Support if you need assistance. “

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  • December 17, 2016 at 7:20 pm
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    I’m finally a PLA minion! Brad. I swear my oath of fealty to you, my lord. My steel and blood is now yours!

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  • February 24, 2017 at 12:55 pm
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    i need upgrade my love

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  • March 2, 2017 at 9:13 pm
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    Posting comment

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  • April 19, 2017 at 7:12 am
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    OK, I’ve made myself a Patreon supporter last month, but I want to cut that and sign up here, to eliminate the middleman, and because Patreon won’t allow me to use my correct Phoneloser name for some damn reason. I was a $5 supporter there. Will being a “silver” supporter give me anything besides a rapidly spreading warm feeling?

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  • November 21, 2017 at 9:19 am
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    What happened to Hobosode 56 – Pranks From A Phone Booth (11/18/2017) I cant listen to it on the feed?

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  • November 22, 2017 at 7:47 pm
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    The link you posted for “Hobosode_56_Pranks_From_A_Phone_Booth_LQ.mp3” Gives me a page that has (Error 404. Page not found!) on it. And I still can’t download it on the feed.

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  • November 24, 2017 at 8:07 am
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    Thanks rbcp it’s working on the feed now. You don’t suck your my HERO.

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  • November 28, 2017 at 12:03 pm
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    try this call a number who you know has an answer machine. at beep record his or her recording .hang up call back at beep play the recording to its own machine. do this say 5 times till have a recording of atr beep etc. 5 times . do this twice a week they go nuts trying to find problem with machine or line. do to people jerk you around. my own idea burn on an ah

    Carlton Frederick Mckay Hornby CmanamC

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