Elite Cactus Squad

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Welcome to the Elite Cactus Squad membership page! This is our get-rich-quick scheme to help support the PLA, which creates more content, more shows, more videos, more music, more merchandise, and just a ton more awesomeness in general. It works kind of like our existing Patreon, but it’s all on phonelosers.com instead.

If you’ve ever been entertained by the bazillions of hours of live shows, podcasts, prank call albums, weird telephone playgrounds, music, videos, and just all the other miscellaneous crap I’ve put out, this is your chance to help keep it going. If you’d like to become a regular supporter of the various PLA podcasts you can use the two links below. Each option gives you basically the same thing, which is at least one extra show per week. Below are the various membership levels.

THE YOU GET NOTHING LEVEL – $1.00/MONTH – One dollar each month is the perfect way to support the show without blowing too much of your hard-earned money. For a mere $1 per month, you’ll get absolutely nothing except for a good feeling in your heart, knowing that you’re supporting something that you love, even if you’re being sort of a cheapskate about it. (Pay quarterly or yearly for a discount)

THE EXTRA SHOWS MEMBERSHIP – $5.00/MONTH – At this level, you’ll receive approximately 1 extra show per week, called a Hobosode. Hobosodes are usually between 10 and 30 minutes long and I average at least one per week, sometimes more. (Pay quarterly or yearly for a discount)

SCREEN CREDITS ON YOUTUBE – $10.00/MONTH – At this level, your name will appear on one (or more) of our YouTube videos on the main PLA channel or the Snow Plow Show channel every month or two. You also receive the extra show perk from the $5 level. (Pay quarterly or yearly for a discount)

SHOW SPONSOR – $20.00/MONTH – At this level, you will be a sponsor of The Snow Plow Show podcast or a Hobosode. You will either be the sole sponsor of the entire show, or you will sponsor a segment of the show, or you will be grouped with a few others. You will be a sponsor at approximately every 2 months, though I’ll try my best to make it monthly. You will also receive the extra show perk from the $5 level and the YouTube credits from the $10 level. (Pay quarterly or yearly for a discount)

Click on any of those levels above to sign up. Or if you’d prefer not to use our sketchy-ass website to support our stuff, click below to use Patreon or YouTube instead.

Become A Member on PatreonBecome A Member on YouTube

If you’d prefer to make occasional donations to help me pay the bills around here, here are some links to make that happen. You’ll get nothing in return for donating, other than your usual access to all the free stuff I’ve put out there.

Donate with PayPalDonate with PayPal

There are also other things you can do to help out, like buying PLA stickers from the Zazzle store, getting PLA t-shirts at the Spreadshirt store or the TeePublic store. Buy the PLA book on Amazon. You can sometimes find other PLA merchandise on PLA’s Bandcamp page.

You can send things that directly benefit the shows at PLA’s Amazon wishlist and things that directly benefit the show’s host at Brad’s Amazon wishlist. Do your Amazon shopping through the PLA website and I’ll get a tiny cut of it. You can also help the show by simply telling everyone you know about it and turning them into listeners. This page has a few tips on promoting the shows, along with a bunch of outdated links.

Thank you, to everyone that’s supported PLA over the years. It’s because of you that I’ve been able to do this weird prank call thing full time for the past few years. You are all awesome people.

52 thoughts on “Elite Cactus Squad

  • November 29, 2017 at 12:16 am

    Looking for the chili pepper ring tones

  • March 23, 2019 at 12:16 am

    I like listening to this funny guy…cactus cactus…


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