The 24th Day of Dingtember
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There’s no way you’re gonna get to all those calls by the end of this month. So, just save for a December show and let everyone come up with ideas for Roy’s procrastination in returning their call. More car ding call ideas:
– You were directing a music video for a tribute Def Leopard band music video for the song, “Pour Some Sugar On Me.” A girl was laying on the hood of their car in a bikini as you were literally pouring sugar on her.
– You have just discovered that you have telekinesis. So, you lifted their car with your mind and dropped it harder than you expected.
– You are the director for the porn site, “public porn dot com.” So, you were directing a porn movie on the hood of their car. The girls ass prints should be visible on the front of their car.
– You are a homeless drunk and wash car windows. Your apple watch scratched their car as you were cleaning it.
– You were mimicking the Karate Kid movie on the top of their car.
– The note was a ploy to get their fingerprints for a crime scene investigation So, you’ll need that note back ASAP.
As they say procrastination is the thief of time. I would have to agree 100%. (More ideas for the Brad who is indeed very mad lol)
Claim to be a lawyer saying you are above the law so no need for insurance details.
Say you were playing monopoly on the car roof and there was a lot of frustration as you lost and hit the car very hard a couple of times.
I was inside your car having a wet moment as I love to sit in peoples cars and pee in my trousers to see what happens. Ask them if the smell of urine is still there as some of it may of leaked. (I know that sounds weird)
My pychiatrist was teaching me how to break into cars so I practiced with your car.
I was checking inside your engine to see if there was anything of interest but as I was checking I may of scratched the engine door.
I was stopped by a cop and the cop asked who’s car it was and I said it was mine. Because I was drunk.
I was fast asleep in your car and I may of kicked the steering wheel as I was waking up. It was a hard kick.
I had to let mistress morgan’s cat out the car as there was a cat in the car. It was a hairless cat.
Got an idea
Say that you were trying to pull their car with yours cuz you wanted their parking space
Thanks for the show Roy, just had a wisdom teeth extraction, and this show saved me.
Why don’t you tell people that you have irritable bowel syndrome, and has to release a bloody stool in their back seat. You could also bring up explosive diarrhoea if you want.