I Ding You Are Something Wrong

Thanks for this screen capture, Illegal Smile
Thanks for this screen capture, Illegal Smile

It’s Darnell’s fault that this is only half of a show, the first half mostly being by my hooker friend Sunshine and the second half being a bunch of really old car ding pranks.  Thanks a LOT, Darnell.


Brad Carter

I run this town.

10 thoughts on “I Ding You Are Something Wrong

  • September 25, 2015 at 6:33 pm

    My favorite PLA car ding prank call is “Ding means to praise Satan.” More car ding call ideas:

    – You teach the English language to immigrants from China. To prepare them for talking about their bad driving, you make them write car ding notes in class.

    – There’s a new app on your phone that projects interactive images onto surfaces to play games. You projected the game “Fruit Ninja” onto their hood and ended up scratching it; however, you would like to do it on their hood again because that’s where you got your highest score.

    – You turned the top of their car into a ping pong table and dented it by pushing down the plungers of the net.

    – Your turn signal light was out. So, you traded bulbs with their car.

    – The film crew for the show “Cheaters” was following you around so you hid under their car. Your now ex wife threw her wedding ring at you and ended up hitting their car instead.

    – You’re a blind postman and ended up hitting their car with your guide stick. (Or) just say you’re a blind postman and hit their car while you were driving the postal truck delivering mail.

  • September 26, 2015 at 5:29 am

    Ding ideas

    My snake went missing so I broke into your car to see if the snake was there but no it was not.

    unfortunately I spilt cidar all over the seat of your car. so sorry.

    I tried to post a letter through your window but could not get the letter through. Inside the letter is a fine because you parked bad.

    I had to release the dog from your car as it was hot for the dog.

    Victor Vest was in your car, so I had to break in to let him out.

    I take samples so that I can create a DNA database so I’ve got your DNA now unfortunately I did scratch your car by mistake.

    I installed another steering wheel so your car looks more up to date.

    My husband fell and smashed through your window but during the evening I fixed your window up so I’m gfoing to bill you.

  • September 26, 2015 at 3:33 pm

    I normally start crying uncontrollably every time you announce you’re playing an old call, but since you mentioned replaying a few requested car ding favorites, there is one that I felt never received quite the epic fanfare it rightly deserves.

    On Jan 13 of this year, which I realize isn’t too long ago but-dammit-you-should-still-replay-it, at exactly 15:10 into an episode entitled Dancin’ Across The USA, you called some whiny wench in NC who turned you over to this exceptionally cranky redneck guy who proceeded to yell at you over a red Camaro, remember? I recall being mildly intoxicated and half-asleep when that call started, and out-of-breath-in-tears-laughing by the end. I hated that guy from the minute he got on the phone, hoped the whole time you’d turn into a complete dick, and was not disappointed.

  • September 26, 2015 at 3:40 pm

    I guess it was Jan 12. Whatever. I never said I wasn’t retarded.

  • September 27, 2015 at 7:25 am

    I was thinking the same thing State Slate about the tenant from hell ones. Brad does them quite well, love the whole building a water plant in the bedroom idea.

    The next comment I might make will probably get me shot by state slate but what about doing ding tober. lol

  • September 29, 2015 at 5:07 am

    Say you got so sick of hipster girls wearing those stupid black-rimmed Woody Allen glasses, you went into a rage and swiped a pair off someone’s face and flung it across the parking lot, and it chipped their window.

  • September 29, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    I have a feeling that Brad’s doing a show today. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • September 29, 2015 at 5:10 pm

    Wow, the picture for this episode has a horse next to a cactus!! It’s carlito’s meme and roy’s meme combined!!

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