I’ll Make You Think Stupid
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13 thoughts on “I’ll Make You Think Stupid”
Alvin was drunk
Tell someone that you scraped some paint off their car because you thought it was your car because your car recently got stolen and it was the same model as his but a different color.
Tell someone that you drained out most of their oil so you could sell it because the price of oil has gone up a lot lately and you needed the money and now you feel kind of bad and don’t want their engine to overheat or something so they better change it soon.
Car Ding Note Ideas:
– You are blind. Somebody played a cruel joke and told you that the notes were for promoting disability awareness when they were really car ding notes with your name on them.
– You’re just trying to obtain numbers for a telemarketing company because you receive $5 for every working number.
– You really meant “sorry for singing to your car” because you can’t sing well.
– You created a satellite body scanner and needed them to stand in a “reading position” to adequately perform a full body scan.
– You just wanted them to stand outside their car so you could take their picture to prove to court that it was them in the car that cut you off earlier.
– They were winners of the “Sirius Radio Suprise Program” in which random cars get satellite radio and you dinged the car installing the hardware for this service.
Wow, didn’t actually expect that to get posted in the show. Thanks, Brad!
– You could say you put the note in a helium balloon to see how far it would fly and the note has gone all the way from Washington and landed on their car.
– You don’t know anything about the note but you’re trying to build a time machine so your future self may have put it there as a warning.
– Dinging is a mechanical term that improves the cars performance and you left the note to discuss how to pay your bill.
– You were playing car park golf and a ball struck their car.
More car ding ideas :)
Say you couldn’t move the car so we had to break in to the car but we could not get the engine started..
You could say, you are a lucky son of bitch as I was going to clamp your car but as I came up to the car the clamp somehow disappeared. I must of dropped it down a manhole.
Say you parked in a celebrity spot as celebrities always come first before normal people. :) So you tried to somehow move the car but it ended up impossible.
Say you were in the car having a cigerette smoke so wanted to ask if the victim still smells anything in the car.
I wanted your steering wheel so I tried to break in sorry.
Say as you were putting a note on the car you accidentally openned up the engine and lots of oil fell out.
(I know does not make any sense)
Say Van pelt was in your car. (Van pelt is a character from jjamaji)
RSS feeds are for neck beards who don’t know how to right-click & save as.
Did a dance mob I was on your car
Put a chameleon inside your car left the note so u know to feed him crickets n water
Ipokesmot not all phones have that features
I really like Dysic’s idea about scraping the paint off of someone’s car in an effort to see if it was yours that had been stolen.
This is an idea that can really only be used on people that are arrogant about their fancy cars, but say:
Whenever you were siphoning their gas for your go kart, their premium gas was too filtered and fancy so it made your go kart engine explode, and they have to pay your medical bills