RBCP’s New Tell-All Expose Coming Soon!

After months of negotiations, Brad Carter has finally acquired the exclusive rights to a book detailing his take on the sordid details surrounding the Jonbenet Ramsey kidnapping and murder. Find out…

  • Was this all really just a Cuervocon gone horribly wrong?
  • What was El Jefe wearing that night!
  • Why did LogicBox drop out of school just weeks after the murder??
  • Were Brad Carter and Patsy Ramsey secret lovers??
  • How did Apok0lyps’ bologna sandwich end up being collected as evidence?
  • Did a malfunctioning police scanner botch the whole thing?
  • Exactly how saggy were Tannest’s boobs?

The book includes a thought-provoking foreward by Richard Cardo and is illustrated by mr_doc. It’s scheduled to be released in time for this year’s Christmas.

Brad Carter

I run this town.

5 thoughts on “RBCP’s New Tell-All Expose Coming Soon!

  • March 17, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    The book does not appear long enough to successfully convey just how saggy those tits were.

  • March 19, 2008 at 4:05 am

    yeah miles i agree. you’d probably need to write three harry potter books to convey the exact sagginess.

  • June 16, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    Brad and Patsy were secret lovers, and I am raising their love child!

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