PLA Super Store – Phone Losers of America

Welcome to PLA’s Online Store. The largest supplier of PLA merchandise on the entire interweb! If you’re too lazy to drive to one of our hundreds of retail outlets across the U.S., then this is the place for you.

Most of our stuff is sold either through Bandcamp or Spreadshirt or TeePublic. If you prefer to pay with something other than PayPal on the bandcamp store, you can send us payments through Google, Bitcoin, and Amazon – just look on our donation page for instructions.

PLA: THE BOOK – $12.00 This is the PLA Book, entitled Phone Losers of America. It’s approximately 310 pages and includes many of the popular stories from phonelosers.org and notla.com, plus a few other things that can’t be found on the site. Included are stories about Dino, credit card fraud, call forwarding scams, red boxing, taking over store intercoms, Big Larry, being homeless, Curtis the Superhacker, wacky morning DJs, how to find a job, the Boulder News frenzy, eBay and McDonalds pranks, and lots more. More information on the book can be found here.The price options below reflect the $12 book, plus shipping to your specific country. If your country isn’t listed, just choose the price that you think it will be. If you pay too much, we’ll refund the difference. You can also buy this book from Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble, CreateSpace!

Click here to buy the PLA book!

You can also buy the e-book version for your get it here, but then you’re required to support us in other ways.

PLA SHIRTS

You can find several styles of PLA shirts at our Spreadshirt store, such as the athletic style, the 2012 tour shirt and the Obey The Cactus shirt. Here is a picture of a brown Obey The Cactus shirt and here’s a white one. The quality is very good for print-on-demand shirts and so far there are no reports of them majorly fading or peeling from laundry. You can buy them from phonelosers.spreadshirt.com.

PLA 2″ VINYL STICKERS – $5.00 FOR 10 STICKERS These vinyl stickers are 2″ in diameter with “Phone Losers of America” written around a PLA logo. For a mere $5.00 you’ll get ten of these stickers, which will look great on all of your personal belongings. Click on the “add to cart” button to order these stickers. If you’d like to see more pictures of this sticker, then click here.

Click here to buy 2″ vinyl stickers!

PLA 1″ VINYL STICKERS – $5.00 FOR 10 STICKERS These black vinyl stickers are approximately 1″ in diameter and contain only the PLA logo on them. For $5.00 you’ll get ten of these stickers, or $1.00 for one of them.

Click here to buy 1″ vinyl logo stickers!

OBEY THE CACTUS VINYL STICKERS – $5.00 FOR 10 STICKERS These vinyl stickers are approximately 1.25″ x 2″ with a cartoon cactus reading OBEY THE CACTUS. For $5.00 you’ll get ten of these stickers, or $1.00 for one of them.

Click here to buy Obey The Cactus stickers!