Why Don’t You Go Pound Salt

No outdated technology allowed.
No outdated technology allowed.

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Brad Carter

I run this town.

11 thoughts on “Why Don’t You Go Pound Salt

  • October 15, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    Hi Brad, What you doing!

    I might post some golf ideas.

    Claim to be a doctor and say no you are not allowed to use a golf cart, absolutely no, Your legs are fine

    You could say when ever you swing the club you are always swinging to the left, can you stop that and swing more to the right please.

    Stop the swinging as if you are trying to hit a fly, that’s not allowed.

    Say to someone you are not allowed to ever use the toilet again because you did something in the toilet.

    Sy that Carrot top is taking your space on the golfing course and you have to move somewhere else maybe move to a new club because as always celebrities are better than normal people.

    I know this sounds cruel but say your breath stinks and please don’t golf near me in the future.

    Start talking to them as if they have played golf before, like ask them do they know how to hit a golf ball properly.

    Tell them that they are not allowed to smoke heroin on the course that is no.

    Tell them that it is their turn to clean up the lake. Clean up the litter and clean the greens so people can putt the ball.

    Tell them that they are not Tiger Woods and to stop showing off as it makes everyone look bad.

    Ask them what food they want on the golf course and they must eat the food or else they will be kicked out on their arse.

    Tell them that the staff are going to start doing strip searches and ask if they are okay with that. If not tell them to get they butt out of the club.

    Tell them to stop losing the golf balls it’s absolutely not allowed and they will have to pay for each golf ball that goes missing.

    Tell them to stop picking their nose and rubbing it on someone else. I caught you doing that.

    Say your membership is going up in price next month.

    Tell them that you are not allowed to bring your dog onto the course that is a no no. as dogs shit everywhere.

    Tell them that it is their job to clean the whole course. Greens to be clean. Lakes to be cleared up. Trees top be cut down. (etc)

  • October 15, 2015 at 7:50 pm

    “No outdated technology allowed.”

    It’s a cellphone and a handheld ham radio. Outdated is a tube radio and a pager.

  • October 16, 2015 at 10:04 pm

    I know some regular listeners have read or heard about the X Rated PA occurrence in a Target in San Joce, CA. I immediatly thought of Brad and some of the Prank Call Nation hosts as being an inspiration for this. CNN.com, among many news sites has the story; however it’s never revealed who or what was the culprit.

    Good times,

  • October 17, 2015 at 12:25 pm

    Could someone tell me which show is the original go cup episode? Thanks!

  • October 17, 2015 at 2:57 pm

    I listened to the supporter only ding show also. I thought Brad made a mistake and let everyone watch the show for nothing.

    (The Boggy is very happy)

  • October 17, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    Call burger King about the black whopper and say that it made you watch soul plane and then talked through the whole movie

  • October 21, 2015 at 10:21 am

    do brad’s idea, a lot! Then have burger king pay you to stop the employee harassment….MONAY!

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