Small Talk

Today’s Hour of Ding is sponsored by Jeremy A,who is fully to blame for the cop knowing my real name.  Thanks, Jeremy!

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Brad Carter

I run this town.

9 thoughts on “Small Talk

    • September 18, 2015 at 9:25 am

      I’m too lazy for that right now, but if you email me, I’ll send you the mp3.

  • September 16, 2015 at 12:08 am

    Hi Brad, how are you? Here are some more car ding note ideas:

    – You received that note on your car last year and started a relationship with it. You two hit it off well; however lately the note has been distant and you haven’t seen or heard from it for a couple of days. The person calling you verifies your suspicion of it cheating on you and you’ve decided to call it quits with the note.

    – You are a spy and your method of communication with other spy’s involves notes on cars for people to call you. If a man calls, then you’re supposed to continue your mission. If a woman calls, then your mission has been aborted.

    – You were swapping your old wiper blades for theirs.

    – You dropped your pet snake in the parking lot and saw it going up into their car. You dinged it in a couple of places looking for it. You never found your snake.

    – You were standing on top of their car acting like you were surfing and mimicking “Styles” from the old teen wolf movie.

    – You work for scratched the lower part of their windshield dragging a magnifying glass against it as you were writing down their vin number to report on the cars condition.

    – Same thing as above except you are using their vin number and/or license plate to call oil change places and social engineer information about them.

    – You borrowed their license plate for a little while, 3D printed it, and put it on your car because your registration is expired and you don’t have any money to renew it.

    – You borrowed their license plate to put on your car while you were doing something you shouldn’t be doing that could get you in trouble.

  • September 16, 2015 at 7:33 am

    Some more car dings. yippie

    There was a bot fly in the car so I had to let that motherfucker out.

    I was trying to figure out what operating system you were using for your car and was going to offer you a chance to upgrade. only $700.90 (A fantastic price)

    Boggy B was in your car so I had to bash the door to get him out.

    I was inspecting the cars for a pen as I lost my pen years ago so had to use a slim jim to get in your car to get the pen. (I will return your pen if you want)

    I was walking by carrying a lot of spider eggs and I tripped over my shoelace and some of the eggs landed in your car.

    I noticed you had razor blades instead of wiper blades on your windshield.

  • September 17, 2015 at 10:23 am

    A lot of the links on the Walmart calls are broken, including “Message for Robyn” and Medication Lady part 3.

  • September 17, 2015 at 4:31 pm

    Here’s a few ideas:

    -Tell them you are a ham radio operator and were using their car’s chassis as an antenna so you could talk to China and you may have fried their car’s electronics in the process. Say something about their alarm going off with sizzling and smoke coming from under the car or something like that when you started talking on the radio.

    -Or tell them that their car made a shitty antenna so you started kicking the door because you were pissed that you couldn’t talk to China

    -Say your car had a dead battery so you borrowed their car’s battery to jump your car off and accidentally scratched the hood while taking it out. Or say that you put your shitty battery in their car and “borrowed” theirs

    -Say you are in a first aid class and were practicing with your CPR dummy on the hood of their car and dented it but that they shouldn’t be mad because you are now CPR-certified and might save their life one day

    -Say you mistook their car for your ex-girlfriends car, took a shit into the trunk, and accidentally scratched the bumper with your shoes because you were squatting on it

    -You had to run into the store but they wouldn’t allow you to bring your Wombat in with you so you put him in their car while you were in there and he scratched the door trying to get out

  • September 18, 2015 at 12:07 am

    Great calls so far! Are you planning on involving Carlito or other PCN hosts in some “Dingtember” calls..?

  • September 18, 2015 at 9:24 am

    Yeah, I definitely want to do a show with Carlito. Or at least send Carlito some of the ding numbers that haven’t been picking up in the day time.

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