FedEx and Lunk Alarms

Brad Carter - Cactus

This show is sponsored by Meddle.  This is a live show where I call numbers of FedEx customers that were sent to me by Casper.  Thanks, Casper and Meddle!

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Brad Carter

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6 thoughts on “FedEx and Lunk Alarms

  • March 12, 2015 at 1:20 pm

    Nope, I made no calls to any of the numbers, not even that Mariusz guy who said he already got a prank call.

  • March 12, 2015 at 6:05 pm

    More fed ex ideas. (Great work Brad)

    Your package has arrived but we had to destroy it, now you have to pay a fine.

    Your package melted through the floor in our warehouse, what the feck did you order?

    All packages must be fumigated, the cost can be talked about. Because you never labelled the contents.

    There was a dog discovered in your package, we need to remove the animal as the smell of flesh was too bad.

    Your package was attracting the flies, what have you got in your package.

    Weird one, say you are not allowed to order books or any paper goods as they will certainly be destroyed.

    Tell them a crazy story about some irish man spilling alcohol over your package and say that the goods have been affected.

    You sent your package through the wrong timezone, you will have to send it through the right time zone. (Does not make sense).

    Tell the customer that your package has been sent to the trash but we can retrived it if you want. If will cost a little extra but no worries.

    Your package will take 7 weeks to arrived sorry there is nothing we can do.

    Phone the customer up and tell them package is go.

    Your package has been transported into space, some member of staff got this wrong big time but the good thing is you will see your package in space is that not brilliant.

    There was a massive fire in our building and only one package got damaged, t was their package.

    Say to the customer that their package has not been taxed and ask them why they never taxed the package. Everybody taxed they product, why the hell not you.

    Sorry for long post.

  • March 16, 2015 at 10:05 pm

    I wonder what would happen if I played the Snow Plow Show in the gay bar I work at.

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