We have declared a fatwa on Calimar and his new site Cal's Content Kingdom! Our content is better than his content. Cal thinks that people want to watch user submitted videos, play old-school video games against other users, read artiCals and talk in his forums.
Our new website - www.rbcpscontentkingdom.com - lets you log into phonelosers.org, create a profile, comment on our content and instant message each other. Do you really need Cal's Content Kingdom to entertain you with his flash video games? Do you really want to post all your emo bullshit in his blog section? The choice is clear. Don't visit the evil empire known as Cal's Content Kingdom. Stick with what you know and love. RBCP's Content Kingdom.
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