Amidst complaints that he never updates the page, mostly by Nicky from Georgia but more recently by Phreakmaster J from the Shoutbox, RBCP has broken down and updated phonelosers.org with a picture of lip-synching superstar Ashlee Simpson. This picture is taken from our Celebrities with Phones archive and was just added earlier this week, proving that RBCP does, in fact, sometimes update portions of the web site but simply doesn't actually tell anyone about it.
RBCP aplogizes for the lack of recent updates on the main page, in a 3rd person fashion. It is unlikely that he will make any significant updates anytime soon because of an upcoming 2 week vacation, and, because, comma, he is now old and boring. We will keep everyone abreast of the situation as it unfolds.