PLA Issue #44

Awhile ago I tried to rock the boat in usenet’s alt.2600 by posting a message
encouraging everyone to cancel their subscriptions to 2600 Magazine and
instead look at the issues on my web site where I’d pirated all of the back
issues. This web site, of course, does not exist. I only wanted to see a
discussion in alt.2600 that didn’t have to do with getting the latest cracks
for the latest games.

I expected a huge flame war to erupt, millions of posts, threatening e-mail,
calls to Emmanuel, feds to email me thank you notes. I wanted hackers to take
over hotmail.com where I’d set up my 2600 e-mail address, trace my connection,
hack my ISP, shut off my phones, destroy my life, maybe even get a free
Phrack t-shirt in the mail from Erikb for evening out the competition but all
I got in response were about 20 posts burried in the avalanche of “NEW WAREZ
MAILING LIST” posts. And most of the e-mail I got was positive, asking me when
the site would be up or people wanting to know the URL.

When stating my depression of how little response I got, el_jefe suggested I
e-mail emmanuel and tell him he sucks and I want to be sued RIGHT NOW. But I
never got around to that. So anyway, here are all the posts from my thread and
all of the e-mail I got on hotmail. Maybe once people in alt.2600 read THIS,
they’ll ruin my life so I won’t be so bored. Coming next issue – the resulting
messages from my post in alt.christian, “STOP PAYING FOR THE HOLY BIBLE!!!”

Subject: stop paying for 2600!
From: pepman74@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 10:07:50 GMT

Are you tired of paying 2600’s rediculous subscription fees? Well,
worry no more! I’m setting up a web page that includes every single
issue 2600 ever wrote since they began. I’m up to 1989 so the page
should be available very soon. Every detail to every issue will be
included such as pictures, covers and even hyperlinks to other cool
pages in each issue! Stop paying The Man and visit our page instead!
I’ll post the URL in a few dayz…

Stay ‘l337!
PepsiMan

Subject: STOP PAYING FOR 2600!
From: pepman74@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, 12 Jan 1997 10:33:54 GMT

Yo, i don’t think my last message posted so i’ll say it again. I’m
starting a new web page that has every issue of 2600 printed on it,
word for word including all the pictures as well as hyperlinks to
other cool sitez. Stop paying the rediculous subscription fees to The
Man and get them from my site for free. Ive compiled 1984-1989 so far
so my page should be up very soon. Any comments/suggestions can be
sent to me at pepman74@hotmail.com

Stay 31337!

I’m glad to see that you don’t worry about pesky little details like
copyright law. For some reason, netizens have become a little touchy
about that of late. They seem to object to having their intellectual
property stolen.

But you go right ahead. You may just wind up paying 2600’s
rediculous (SIC) legal fees.

c ya,
Rick

Subject: Re: stop paying for 2600!
From: jericho@dimensional.com ( )
Date: 13 Jan 1997 04:08:39 GMT

This will be an interesting situation. Does Emmanuel really believe in
freedom of information? If he does, he won’t mind since this person is
taking a lot of time and energy to put them up. Hell, he may want copies
of everything for 2600.com …

From: smiley2521@aol.com (Smiley2521)
Date: 29 Jan 1997 10:01:19 GMT

It’s cool what your doing, but if everyone stopped paying them, then
they’ll go out of business and then you won’t be able to update your
web site.

From: tiburon@brokersys.com (outclassed)
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 1997 05:07:12 GMT

Pirating 2600? What a damn shame.

I’ve gotten a lot of good e-mail and a lot of negative e-mail
concerning my new 2600 page. You lamers can shut the fuck up and do
something creative yourselves instead of telling me I’m stupid.

For those who are worthy – my 2600 site is almost up. Im nearing
completetion and almost have all of the 2600 issues turned in to html
form and up on my page and I have also put the cover on the beginning
of each page and done a much better job than emmanuel’s lame-ass scans
on his page. Until i am completely finished, i will not be able to
give out the address so be patent. I am almost finished!!!!

PepsiMan

http://you.will.see/2600/

From: waldo@comet.net (Waldo L. Jaquith)
Date: 1997/01/14

Hmmm…I’m not sure I’d call them ridiculous. (Or “rediculous”, for that
matter.) They’re quite reasonable, considering the size, quality and
unusual nature of the publication.

It’s great that you’re doing this, but, everybody — please — don’t let
this keep you from purchasing it. If you don’t buy _2600_, how do you
suppose it’ll continue to support the hacking community?

Information wants to be $1.99.

Best,
Waldo

I completely agree…..2600 provides a service that is very
helpful to cookbook collectors…they can’t continue to produce
quality material and support meetings if they are being pirated
into the red ink……besides, it’s only $21 a year!

From: Robert Egan (icbm@li.net)
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 1997 17:26:13 -0500

Oh thats good. Wipe out Emmanuel’s cash and there will be no more 2600
Magazine.

From: cypher666@aol.com (Cypher666)
Date: 1997/01/25

i’d just like to add something… i’m only 15, my parents will be a tad
suspicious when they see a computer/phone fraud magazine arriving every
month in the mail. I’d gladly pay the fee, but me ordering the magazine
in hardcopy is not possible. I’d love to be able to somehow pay for the
electronic version, but that wouldn’t be possible either. Hey, phrack is
free, why can’t 2600 be?

1) Goldstein has to live off of what he gets from 2600
2) Phrack is electronic, 2600 is published

Enough? Just pay for the stupid thing — it’s only $20 a year. Geeez.

Ammon

From: shock_@hotmail.com (§h¤¢K)
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 07:19:59 GMT

2600 is not about How to do fraud nor does it support it, It is for
all Knowledge Seekers with that burning desire to know how things work
not to know how to be a thief or to destroy things. Smoke that in your
pipe little Kid; being an idiot will not get you fame or respect have,
a desire to learn new things and then you will get the respect for
what knowledge you know and how you use it to express your talents.

La8erz
§h¤¢K

From: OpIvy@pacbell.net (blah-Hipo)
Date: 1997/01/20

jesus. just steal it from book star or whatever, that way the great
magazine doesnt suffer, just some big facless coorperation.

-blah-Hipo

I think it’s a good idea what you are doing and I am anxious to see your
page but I don’t think it is a good idea for you to incourage others to
stop paying for the hard copy. If every one where to do so it would seise
to exist and soon make you new page just a bunch of outdated articles.

rebound

From: glr@ripco.com (Glen L. Roberts)
Date: 1997/01/12

If I recall previous issues of 2600… they consider copying to
be the best form of flattery… don’t know what they currently
say, I don’t have an issue handy.

You can obviously get all the info in 2600 from the net, before
they put it into magazine form… but if your time is of any
value their summary is great… also… you can’t read the web on
the can or the bus…

Not to mention all the people 2600 reaches that isn’t on the net
yet!

I also notice in the original post, that the location of this
information was not given… leading to speculation that someone
is just trying to stir the pot!

From whamel@earthlink.net Sun Jan 12 09:41:29 1997

It might be a good idea to include the URL for your site in your
next posting. I’d really like to take a look and see what you’ve
done with it though – any chance I could get it from you?

From ierickson@guinan.mps.org Sun Jan 12 10:16:40 1997

What’s the address of your website with all the 2600s on it?

From wed@tacd.com Sun Jan 12 17:27:14 1997

If you even try to put up the magazine online, you are going to have
serious problems on your hands. That isn’t a threat. It’s just a fact.
If you aren’t willing to spend the $2-$4 four times a year for a damn
good zine then you have bigger problems. Don’t be so fucking
disrespectful and pathetic. Show some support for the scene, not
adversity.

-Wednesday
Mother Superior of
The Church of TACD

From arcangl@pa.net Sun Jan 12 20:21:27 1997

What is your URL????

From max11@linknet.net Sun Jan 12 21:11:21 1997

What is the address of your web site.
MESS WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST (R)

From lamerhater@aol.hahaha Sun Jan 12 20:55:37 1997

I dont usually do this. Lamers like you piss me off.
now go write a sob mail to you sysadmin, whiner.

LONG LIVE 2600!!!!!!!!

Are your pages with 2600 back-issues up yet? I’d like to take a look,
where is the address?

Thanks,
Minstrel

I saw a post from you about a web site with 2600 info from the mag.
What is the URL and is it up-and-running yet??

bigmess

Heya, I caught your message on alt.2600 about the back archives of the 2600
Magazine – unfortunately, it was a reply to your message I read, so I did
not get the URL for the page with them on. If you would please tell me it,
I would be very grateful. Thanks in advance.

Michael Rohm

wow… finally someone who made a post to alt.2600 thats worth my time
of reading. 1984-89 … thats before 2600 became the lamer mainstream
mag it is now. if theres any way i could possibly help id be glad to.

sniper

From: Randy R Watson (rwatson+@pitt.edu)

whats the url

From: zero (zero@ivic.net)

what’ your address the your web page

E-mail me the address please.

Vincent Arsenault
varsenault@bitsmart.com

From: Jazd4@aol.com

i read your post about 2600 and was very intrested, if you can, e-mail me
when you get the site up thanks.

Earlier this week, I recieved my monthly phone bill. Of course, at the time
I was in West Virginia and my phone is in California so I now think that Bell
has men in trenchcoats shadowing me. But inside the envelope, there was a
PacBell newsletter along with the ugly brown reply envelope that I used to
store my stolen “C&P W.Va” telephone pole plaque in. The newsletter was
evidently aimed at telling those people too stupid to read PLA issues how to
mess with people’s phone service. Oh, they didn’t just come out and say it of
course, but they hinted at it. I’ll type up the entire thing below since I
have _no_ life.

By the way, I just found out that this will not work if you don’t live in Pac
Bell’s territory. I know that sounds obvious but I mean you can’t find use
the 800 number from out of Pac Bell territory. I tried calling Bell Atlantic
and seeing if they had a similar service and they said no. I don’t know about
any other RBOCs. Also, RBCP said it didn’t work in USWest and they didn’t have
one. Anyway, here’s the little promotional thing, word for word:

Ordering Services The Easy Way

If you’re in a hurry and you want to check your phone bill balance
or order a Custom Calling service — like Call Waiting — it’s easy to do so.
Just call QuickService(sm) at 1-800-241-3000 (toll free), With a touch tone
phone, our automated ordering system allows residential and small business
customers to get information or order services without having to speak to a
representative. QuickService is available Monday through Friday, 7 am. to 11
pm. and Saturday from 7am. to 7pm.

With QuickService You Can:

   ù check the balance of your last bill,
   ù get the date and amount of your last payment,
   ù make payment arrangements,
   ù get copies of your bills,
   ù and much more.

Other Services

QuickService allows you to order or change a variety of phone
services. You can call to hear a description of the service in which you’re
interested. When you order a Custom Calling/CLASS service through Quick-
Service, your one-time connection charge will be waived! The services
available through QuickService include:

   ù Call Waiting *
   ù Speed Calling 8 *
   ù Priority Ringing *
   ù Pacific Bell Calling Card
   ù Complete Blocking (Caller-ID) *
   ù Three-Way Calling *
   ù Select Call Forwarding *
   ù Call Return *
   ù Call Forwarding *
   ù Call Screen *
   ù Repeat Dialing *
   ù 24-hour Service Area or Community Discount
     calling plans
   ù Call Blocking or Unblocking of 900 or 976 numbers
   ù Inside Wire Per Month Repair Plan

   * Custom Calling/CLASS services (where available)
     

How To Use QuickService

After you call 1-800-241-3000, just follow the simple voice prompts.
You’ll be asked to enter your area code and phone number and a security pass-
word to protect your privacy. Your password can be your Pacific Bell Calling
Card PIN, your Pay-By-Phone PIN, or the last three numbers of your account
code, shown at the top of your Pacific Bell bill. If you call QuickService
during business hours, and afterward decide you want to speak to a represent-
ative, you can press “00” and your call will be transferred to the next
available attendant.

Obviously, to use this service to your own ends, you will need someone’s PIN
or account code. The easiest way is to call them up and do something like
this:

(GB = Greg Burri, 408-439-0206 / ME = pneyz)
  GB: Hello?
  ME: Hi. This is Chris Tomikson with the Bell Atlantic
      Phone Fraud Department, are you Brian Pedersen?
  GB: Yes.
  ME: We have detected some strange activity coming from
      your calling card.
  GB: I haven't used mine in a long time.
  ME: Then you weren't the one who made 3 calls to a waste
      management facility in Espoo, Finland?
  GB: What?! No. I know nothing about those.
  ME: I see. And did you use it to call the San Quentin
      Federal Penitentairy on the 4th, for 3.2 hours?
  GB: Never.
  ME: OK, we've been having a lot of problems like this.
      Have you locked your Telephone Network Interface box?
  GB: My what?
  ME: Never mind. Listen, we can have all those charges
      removed from your bill.
  GB: Thank you. Thank you very much.
  ME: I just need some way to make sure it's really you *little
      laugh to make them think it's just routine*.
  GB: Sure, what do you need?
  ME: Uh, how about the last 3 digits of your account number?
  GB: Umn, I don't know it.
  ME: Do you have a phone bill?
  GB: Yea.
  ME: OK, look up at the top. There's a number. Read the last
      3 digits.
  GB: Sure, they're 613.
  ME: Thank you. If there are any more charges on there that
      aren't yours, call the business office and tell them.
      Have a nice day and thank you for using Pacific Bell.

      

It’s always best to wait until late in the conversation before asking for the
code. This is because they will be more suspicious of you when you first
call. Also, I threw in the bit about the TNI to get them off guard. Technical
jargon and acronyms are always good to toss around to get them confused and
make them think only a TelCo employee would know them. Some good ones to use
are Regional Bell Operating Company (RBOC), ACTS (Automated Coin Toll System),
TNI (Telephone Network Interface) and some Cellular terms like ESN.

Sometimes though, the people will totally believe you and start asking how

they can keep this from happening and what might have caused it. I normally
just trot out the old things like “cordless phone interception” (the guy
decided to throw away his cordless phone, heh) and “un-locked TNI box”. You
can also tell them that some hacker named Roy is doing this all over town.

I tried calling there and ordering 3-Way Calling and for some reason, it gave
me an operator and when I added 3-Way, there _was_ a $5 installation fee. This
means that if you hit “0” to get an operator, you can make it so the person
you’re harassing will get billed for the installation (normally, QuickService
doesn’t charge for installation). Of course, I then cancelled it and re-
ordered it on QS.

Since this is an 800 number, they can and will trace you. So if you’re
screwing someone over, you might want to think about using a local payphone.
You can also use a payphone, order stuff to your line, and then complain that
someone else did it. It works.

If anyone has any information about other RBOC’s offering stuff like this,
send me email at pneyz@armory.com. Oh yeah, RBCP said that Ameritech (I think)
had a service like this that you could call in and enter a number and get
their phone bill but he implied that it has been discontinued.

Hey, ever wanna harass a person long distance and don’t want to pay for it?
Well, collect call them… What, they won’t accept your call? Oh well, they’re
gonna have to from now on with this new 313370 trick.

Requirements to do this- First you need Three Way, because you need a friend
on the other line to do this trick and have it work right. With both of you
on the fone, one of you must click over and dial OCI (1-800-288-2880) as men-
tioned in previous PLA philez, Then click back over so you, your friend, and
OCI are all on the same line. Your friend just stays quiet for now. Give them
the run around like so…

   OCI Oci, This is Monica how may I help you?
 G~F~K Hi, i'd like to make a person to person collect call.
Monica Yes, can I have the number on the phone your dialing
         from?
 G~F~K Uh...yeah 206-265-7932
Monica Ok, can I have the number your dialing to?
 G~F~K Sure it's 860-568-1814 (or the # of the person your
         harassing)
Monica Whats your name sir?
 G~F~K My name is Fisher Priceman.
Monica Ok, whats the name of the person your trying to reach?
 G~F~K Uh Justin Daigle. (or any random name)
Monica Ok please hold and thank you for using OCI

As soon as the lamuh picks up have your friend pop in and say I accept the
call. Like so…

 *CLICK*
Justin He...
  Spam Hello?     <-- (Your Friend)
Monica Hello this is the OCI operator I Ha...
  Spam Yeah yeah, Whatever I accept.
Monica Thank you for using OCI. (Click)
Justin -Confused- Uh Hello?

And there you have it, The Lamuh does'nt have time to Know whats going until
the operator is already gone and the call is already put through. Then it's up
to you what happens next, Have Phun. Hope you enjoy this, me and dave got this
to work 100% so far!

Once again, PLA is sinking to a new all-time low by publishing a gigantic
collection of IRC logs.

A Private Conversation with Scott The Believer:

(RBCP) Do you praise the motherfucking lord?
 (STB) NO RBCP, ypu Gay jerk.

Here's What Usually Happens When We Visit #DEAF (STB's Channel):

*** Now talking in #deaf
(RBCP) i'm touching it
*** You were kicked by SD40T_2 (banned: Get Lost PLA
Gay Jerks! You think you are so good, take this!)
*** Attempting to rejoin...

*** Cannot rejoin channel... (you're banned!)

Colleen Card Visits #HACK:

*** Now talking in #hack

(Colleen) netsex for k0dez?
(Colleen) i swear i'm a girl.
(Colleen) i promise
(Colleen) erikb fell for it, why don't you?
(b_) BAKU BAKU
(Sinner) oh no
(no_ana) hohoho
(Erisian) Okay. You're a girl. That's nice.
(otoPICO) lalala
(dec3169) kinda my day.
(Colleen) but i'm blonde. please give me lots of codes.
(otoPICO) bakubaku is my god

*** You were kicked by Sinner (*** Colleen is
~carbon@waba1-cs-4.dial.bright.net (Chris Tomkinson))
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Rejoined channel #hack

(Colleen) you can wire them to my AOL account.
*** stb is on IRC (praise the fucking lord)
*Erisian* What the hell are you doing here?
-) *stb* i love you
(otoPICO) haha
*** RonPost (~GC10000E@mccot001.mc.duke.edu) has joined #hack
(Colleen) HI RON!
(coldfire) anyone know where i can get an ascii line
printed snoopy calender?
(Colleen) I'll sell you the AT&T 10xxx code for k0dez!
*Erisian* Please leave.
(RonPost) oh boy
(coldfire) anyone know where i can get an ascii line
printed snoopy calender?
* HomeySan is back from the dead. Gone 38 min 45 secs
(VaxBuster) hi homey
(Erisian) Vaxarina!
(Colleen) can anyone teach me how to hack? i'll pay you.
*HomeySan* who are you? you're funny/elite "selling
10xxx code" heh
(Erisian) COLLEEN GET THE FUCK OUT!
(HomeySan) uhhh, sure

*** You were kicked by VaxBuster (suck my c0ck)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Rejoined channel #hack

*** You were kicked by tsal (smewch!#$@!$@!$@!$@!)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Rejoined channel #hack

(VaxBuster) haha rp
(Colleen)  howdy, i like k0dez.
(Erisian) Bwahahaha...
(tsal) LETS PLAY HACK THE STRIPPER!#@$!
(tsal) du0d
(Erisian) Let's play spot the fed...
(Colleen) i'm not a fed, i can prove it. just give me
k0dez and i'll use them. i swear.
(HomeySan) sit on my lap and I'll show your rdist, baby....
(since when was that a pick-up line?) LOL
(coldfire) well if you dont know where i can get an ascii
snoopy calender howabout an ascii elephant jokes calender?
(RonPost) code: 90210
(tsal) colleen: here
(tsal) 18004280940 PIN 369400
(Erisian) Coldfire - You're in the wrong place.
I think you want #moroncrap.
(Colleen) whoa!
(Colleen) now i gotta hang up my modem to use it!
(otoPICO) hey colleen : to get codez you have to know the
secret word
(Colleen) or i can just run over to the pay phone real quick.
(Colleen) where do you want the netsex, sir?
(tsal) colleen: you owe me netsex!@#$@!
(coldfire) erisian: you have no culture
(Colleen) boobs boobs penis. i'm touching myself.
(tsal) right here, right now.
(no_baboon) hehe.
(dec3169) u have to have a codex multiplexor to get codez.
(tsal) huhuhu
(HomeySan) *Colleen* quick, coach me on netsex tips.
(HomeySan) LOL
(Erisian) Motherfucker wants an ASCII Snoopy calendar and says I
   have no culture.
(otoPICO) tsal...like didnt your doctor say NO sex stuff...
   cuss like you are broked
(otoPICO) hahaha
(Colleen) homeysan, you traitor
(redmare) h0h0h0..u netsex coach u
(tsal) and i can have sex
(Erisian) Colleen - Telnet to all the best hacking utils
   at 127.0.0.1...
(Colleen) oooooooooooo, i'm there.
(Erisian) tsal - You're broked? Wha hoppen?
(Colleen) can anybody e-mail me an elite copy of telix?
(Erisian) tsal - Yeah, I was born with a weak heart...
(Erisian) tsal - Fortunately, I can bang whenever I like.
(HomeySan) collen: qmodem 4.5 test drive, all the way
(Colleen) tsal, i can give you a heart attack cause i'm
  really a girl and stuff
(Colleen) and i have big blonde hair
(Colleen) i wear lots of hair spray. netsex anyone?
(tsal) colleen: send me a picture
(RonPost) tsal's really a girl also.....
(tsal) ron: shhhhhhhhh
(otoPICO) tsal is hemaphroditic
(RonPost) i'm a bi-fem my self...
(Colleen) whoa, i'm a lesbo then!
(Erisian) I'm a lesbian in a man's body...
(Erisian) Hehehehe... Hack-me Elmo...
(Colleen) this telnet isn't very exciting. does anyone
  here wear glasses? I want to netsex you.
(Erisian) Whooo-hoo!
(otoPICO) uhh really
(otoPICO) haahahahahahaha
(RonPost) i drink from glasses....does that count?
(Erisian) Colleen - I wouldn't netsex you with emmanuel's
   net dick!
(otoPICO) like i have glasses and i drink from glasses!!! woop
(Fantus) like, i have contacts
(tsal) colleen: i'm really a guy, btw..
(RonPost) code: 0u812
(Colleen) wow, i haven't been banned yet. this is cool.
*tsal* btw, I'm not a chick, ronpost was lying.
* Colleen runs all over the channel waving t-shirts around
  and flings them in Fantus's face. "T-shirts! I got tons of
  LOD-MOD t-shirts! Get 'em while they're hot!"
(HomeySan) can we play "wet t-shirt contest" in them?
(RonPost) i want my : "i phear BoW" tee
(tsal) I KNOW WHO COLLEEN IS
(Colleen) no you don't. i'm a blonde.
(Colleen) and blonde in a bottle.
(Colleen) and i got lots and lots of silicone.
(tsal) COLLEEN HAS MY INFOZ
(no_ana) COLLEEN IS JEANIE FROM "I DREAM OF JEANIE"
(no_ana) I KNEW IT
(otoPICO) uhh i have lots n lots of silicon
(Colleen) oh shit, i've been found out.
(jima) no_ana: and did colleen kill jfk too?
(Colleen) i'm not in Oregon, I moved you crazy bastard.
(Erisian) Colleen - Are you even sexier than SYNACK?
(tsal) colleen: YOU WERE
(tsal) AT LEAST IN THAT AREA
(Colleen) could i have ops because i have blonde hair.
(jobe) definitly not Colleen
(tsal) COLLEEN
(tsal) like
(Erisian) COLLENN I WANT TO To SUCK MY LOAD!!!!
(Erisian) OOPS, I MEAN I WANT *YOU* TO SUCK MY LOAD!
*** Erisian was kicked by Veggie (Go away.)
(Veggie) I have the sideburns of TEN MEN.
(Colleen) wanna stroke my truck.

*** You were kicked by jobe (NO.)
*** Attempting to rejoin...
*** Rejoined channel #hack

*** Kludge changes topic to "(Erisian) COLLENN I WANT
TO To SUCK MY LOAD!!!!"
(Colleen) if i give everyone a code can i stay.
(Colleen) a code and a dollar?
(Kludge) It appears he would like to suck his load...
(otoPICO) cus colleen you are prolly a protestant....
(otoPICO) and uhh #hack is really catholic n stuff
* jobe will werk for c0dez
(Colleen) no really , i'm catholic and i worship the
  goddamned lord and i go to fucking church
(Colleen) i praise his god damned name, i swear.
(Veggie) I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD.
*** tsal sets mode: +o Colleen
(Colleen) oh no
(Colleen) we smoke pot for jesus using the bible pages
  for rolling papers. i'm very religious.
(Colleen) i'm going to be a minister when i grow up and
  we'll sing priase to the fucking lord
(otoPICO) like i was gonna be a preist once...must then
   i sobered up
(prophit) wicked, can i have ops, i had them last night,
   i was promised them today
(Colleen) does anyone know the number to 1-900-HOT-BABE?
(Colleen) i'll give you k0dez for it
*prophit* so can i have ops today????
(Twiztah) uhh colleen u so smart
(otoPICO) colleen: yes
(Colleen) okay
(Colleen) antix: 10288
(Colleen) byplyne: 10222
*prophit* they are opping everyone. just op me please.
(Colleen) b_ : 10333
*prophit* i am a regular here they won't mind
(Colleen) chmawd: 3
*prophit* i had ops last night and the night before, they
   won't mind
(Colleen) dec3169: 10482
(AvAlON) Hey prophit! nice to see ya man!!!!!!
(Colleen) etrigan: 8
(Colleen) fantus: 10776
*prophit* if u like i will return the favour in #hackers_hideout?
(Colleen) leave me alone jima, i'm a dropout.
(Colleen) fantus: 10999
(Colleen) see you confused me and i gave fantus two codes. now
  EVERYONE will want two codes.
(Colleen) thanks a fucking lot
(prophit) Colleen what are you doing?
(Colleen) trying to get k0dez for netsex

Dazen Goes A Little Fruity in the Head:

Dazen is one of the lamer people that hangs out 24 hours a day in #rock. Don't
believe me? Stop reading for a second, log on to IRC and look. He's on, isn't
he? He's always on. Well, one day he left for a second so I took over his nick
and ended up talking to a couple of girls he was trying to netsex. I began
raving in #rock that rbcp had shut off my phone and sent the cops to our
house. (Which, of course, is made up.) Here are the results:

(Bella_) Thank you Hank.. I appreciate you not yelling at me :)
(dazen) np
(Bella_) yes :)
(dazen) you're nuts
(dazen) can i do you?
(Bella_) So, did you get in trouble with the police there?
(dazen) yeah, they searched our whole house for drugs
        because of rbcp
(Bella_) I am?
(dazen) you are what?
(Bella_) Or did you type that in the wrong window? :P
(dazen) could be
(dazen) i'm all confused
(Bella_) uh... no
(Bella_) But I have a sister you could do *snicker*  j/k hhe
(Bella_) What did he do that made them do that????
(Bella_) hmm... either one of us is lagged.. or you're REALLY
         messed up tonight :) hehe
(Bella_) Then again, just the fact that you even asked if
         you could do me tells me you're pretty messed up :P
(dazen) well, i'm pissed and my mind isn't working right i
        don't think
(Bella_) Maybe you should go and sleep some of it off? :)
(dazen) no, because if my defenses are down, he'll do
        something else and i don't wanna be woke up by the
        police again.
(dazen) having a gun to your head really fucks you up
(Bella_) Why did he do it????  I just can't understand why
         someone would do something like that :/
(dazen) i don't know, cause i kicked his girlie one time
        when she came in the channel
(Bella_) oh.. hrm... it's hard to keep friends when chicks
         come into the picture :/
(dazen) hehe yeah no kidding
(dazen) she's a stupid cunt anyways
(dazen) he switched my long distance carrier too, i found out
(dazen) proably because that's the only thing he knows how to do
(Bella_) My husband had to kind of let go of one of his
         friends cause he kept calling me a *hole* hehehehe
(Bella_) oh gawd.. he's causing lots of trouble, huh?? :(
(dazen) yeah
(dazen) can i call you a hole?
(Bella_) uh.. no
(Bella_) Well, after one visit there, perhaps the police will know
         he's just being buckety and not come out anymore??? :)
(dazen) i hope not

(dazen) i'm feeling better now, thanks
(Bella_) Most police will know he's just trying to cause trouble
         and if he keeps calling them, they'll find out who he is
         and he'll be in trouble :)
(dazen) yeah, they kept asking me all these questions about
        PLA and stuff
(Bella_) hmm.. well, police can't do anything about the PLA
         anyway... so don't worry about it :)
(dazen) fuck off
(Bella_) who me?
(Bella_) What the hell are you talking about???
(dazen) i know what you just did
(Bella_) uhm.... I don't know what you're talking about.. mind
         telling me?
(dazen) yes i do
(Bella_) Hank... WHAT are you talking about??? I haven't
         done anything but sit here and talk to you :/
(Bella_) Yes you do what?
(Bella_) You're not making any sense tonight Hank :(
(dazen) forget it. i just hope you're happy now
(dazen) i'm going to go end my problems right now

(Bella_) apok.. if you're here..... PLEASE msg me??????????????
(Apok0lyps) belles: what?
(Bella_) Are you at home with z3ns??
(Apok0lyps) yeah
(Bella_) Is he ok?
(JuNiE) z3n, okay? hmm
(Bella_) Junie.. I'm worried about him.. :(
(rbcp) what's wrong with dazen?
(vel0city) who are we worried about?
(jammie) dazen
(vel0city) why
(Bella_) I'm serious
(Bella_) apok.. could you PLEASE go and check on him??? please????
(Apok0lyps) belles: he's fine
(JuNiE) whats with dazen?
(Bella_) Why is he freaking out on me like that then????
(Apok0lyps) belles: I do't know
(Bella_) Can you tell me what he's doing right now apok?? Cause he
         said something really spooky to me before he left :(
(Apok0lyps) belles: sleeping
(Bella_) *whew*... good
(Bella_) He scared me half to death there apok... :/
(rbcp) how did he scare you?
(rbcp) i hope dazen gets hit by a bus

(Belles) Ok, wanna tell me what you were talking about
         that I allegedly did last night???
(dazen) You know!
(Belles) Hank.. I have NO idea what you were talking about
         last night :/
(dazen) Guess then
(Belles) I wouldn't know where to begin... other than
         returning a kick that you gave me :)
(dazen) Fuck off then
(Belles) All I know is that you kicked me and called me
         a bitch because you were too lagged to see me say
         hello.. and it went downhill from there *sigh*
(Belles) Oh, ok.. I see how it is.. I send you something...
         you get pissed off for no reason and that's the end
         of it, right??
(Belles) Ok, I'll leave... hope you have a good life Hank.. bye..
(dazen) Whatever bitch
(Belles) look Hank, don't even bother messaging me back, ok?
         If you want to get all upset about something and not even
         tell me what you're upset about, then I can't be held
         responsible for it... ok??  Let's just leave it at that
         unless you'd like to tell me what you're so upset about,
         because I honestly have NO idea :/
(dazen) Just FUCK OFF already

(skinflowr) =)
(dazen) Fuck you bitch
(skinflowr) z3ns?
(skinflowr) please talk to me.
(skinflowr) z3ns i know you are not away
(skinflowr) i will not go away. i want to talk to you.
(skinflowr) you're probly posting everything i write.
            i don't care.
(skinflowr) i don't know what you heard but i wish you would
            talk to me. you must hate me. i'm so fucking stupid.
            i don't know what to say...well i do, but you ..will
            not listen anymore. i wanted *you* so bad, and now i
            guess i ruined it. please listen to me zens, i'm sorry.
            i don't want to say this, cause it's true but you won;t
            believe me, but i really like you. still. i don't know
            what i can do to convince. i hope you are even reading
            this far. you hate me now, and

(rbcp) (Tsk) i'm banned again
(rbcp) who the hell is tsk anyway?
(rbcp) i asked him who he was: (Tsk) The Silent Killer..
       i draw ansi.. why?
(rbcp) wow, if that doesn't sum it up... hehe
(Agrajag) hahahahahaha
(Agrajag) "i draw ansi"
(Agrajag) let him back in.....
(rbcp) (Tsk) will you let me back in?
(rbcp) (Tsk) just don't op me again
(rbcp) (Tsk) el_jefe didn't like that i guess
(Agrajag) -) *tsk* You draw ANSI!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
(Agrajag) (Tsk) yeah why?
(Agrajag) (Agrajag) that makes you Leet-o
(rbcp) let's ask tsk to draw us elite ansi
*** rbcp changes topic to "PLA is looking for good ansi
    artists. please email dazen if interested"
(Agrajag) (Tsk) i'm not even allowed in your channel.
          why would I do that?
(Agrajag) (Agrajag) rbcp's graphics are getting on
          everyone's nerves
(Agrajag) (Agrajag) we need some good ansi
(Agrajag) (Agrajag) i hear you are good
(Agrajag) (Tsk) who told you that?
*** Tsk (dever001@san_marcos.csusm.edu) has joined #rock
(Tsk) [rbcp(zen@waba2-cs-3.dial.bright.net)] okay, i unkeyed it
(Tsk) good
(Tsk) thanks
(rbcp) your welcome
(rbcp) hey, what's with your posting my msgs?
(rbcp) i don't like that
* rbcp doesn't like people to post his private msgs public
(rbcp) do you think that's funny or something tsk?
* rbcp loosens his collar
(Tsk) hehe
(Tsk) do you want to see one of my ansis?
(Tsk) I only draw logos.. not really pictures..
(Tsk) rbcp - sorry.. just showing you helping me.
(Tsk) rbcp - i wont do it again.
(rbcp) my mother posted one of my private messages into
       a channel once...ONCE.
(Agrajag) tsk: that was a PRIVATE transmisssion
(Agrajag) it is illegal to repost it
(rbcp) tsk, do you realize the penalties of what you've done?
(Tsk) rbcp - i'm assuming i get to be kicked out again?
(rbcp) do you have any idea the scope of the magnitude of
       problems you could get yourself into doing shit like
       this on irc?
(rbcp) do you know WHY they invented private msgs?
(rbcp) do you understand the meaning and use of msg?
(Tsk) rbcp - yes sir.  do you accept appologies?
(rbcp) i don't think you understand, tsk
(rbcp) something like this just isn't that easily forgiven
(Tsk) rbcp - oh.  then what do you want me to say?
(rbcp) actually, i'm just kiddin' tsk. i'm bored
(Tsk) rbcp - yeah i realized that :)
*** Tsk was kicked by rbcp (but i'll kick your ass anyway)
(rbcp) haha
*** Tsk (dever001@san_marcos.csusm.edu) has joined #rock
*** Tsk was kicked by el_jefe ( hi tsk )
(rbcp) (Tsk) oh for crying out loud.
*** Tsk (dever001@san_marcos.csusm.edu) has joined #rock
(rbcp) oh shit, i just posted a private msg!
*** Tsk was kicked by Apok0lyps (%phear% wanna touch my
     monkey?)
*** Tsk (dever001@san_marcos.csusm.edu) has joined #rock
(rbcp) tsk, do you read PLA
(Tsk) rbcp - no, sorry.
*** Tsk was kicked by rbcp (that's what you get for not
    reading PLA)
*** Tsk (dever001@san_marcos.csusm.edu) has joined #rock
(rbcp) tsk, do you realize that everyone here is laughing
       at you?
(Tsk) haha =)
(Tsk) rbcp - i sure do :)

Colleen Card Netsexes Wel:

Colleen was innocently minding her own business when this guy started msging
her and begging for net sex. So Colleen decided to play along.

(wel) wanna hot chat?
(colleen) You start
(wel) tell me about your self.
(colleen) i'M SIXTEEN GO TO SCHOOL. FEMALE. bROWN HAIR
(wel) I am 19, go to college in South Dakota.
(wel) are you still a virgin?
(colleen) Thats kind of private (blush)
(wel) well, that's ok!  what are you wearing right now?
(colleen) Tell me what you look like..
(wel) I am 6' 170lbs dark hair and eyes
(colleen) I have on a little white t-shirt, and some shorts
(wel) that's cool, I like girl wearing a white t-shirt, with
      the bra showing a little bit, that's sexy.
(wel) may I know your measurement?
(colleen) What are you wearing? :)
(colleen) 36 c
(wel) I am wearing a polo shirt and jean, with brief inside.
(colleen) 28 inch waist
(wel) that's pretty good size for a 16 years old young like you.
(wel) how tall are you?
(colleen) 5 foot 1
(colleen) :)
(wel) you have a boygriend?
(colleen) No one serious
(wel) me neither
(wel) by the way, my dick is about 7" long.
(wel) what kind of position you like?
(colleen) REALLY??!!!
(wel) yes, I don't lie about that.
(colleen) I like to be dominatied..
(wel) you mean dominated?
(colleen) I like a man who can put me in my place :)
(wel) I can put you in anywhere you want.
(colleen) I like to be on bottom, with a man who is all hot and
          sweaty on top of me.
(wel) you ever feel horny?
(colleen) Yes.....
(wel) your pussy will feel the heat of my dick
(wel) so...you touch yourself very often?
(colleen) I don't have a pussy :)
(colleen) I love to stroke myself.
(wel) ARe you gay or bi?
(colleen) I guess it depends on my mood.
(colleen) Are you a hot, sweaty man?
(wel) what other way do you like to stroke your dick?
(wel) I got a question, are you m/f?
(colleen) guess
(colleen) I'm whatever you want me to be.
(wel) can you be a girl and let me fuck your red hot pussy?
(colleen) Yu have to taste me first.
(colleen) Do you want to?
(wel) taste your pussy? yes only pussy.
(wel) frankly, I am not guy or bi.
(colleen) Are you a hungry man?
(wel) I will till the end of day if you have a pussy, but
      I bet youi don't
(wel) I am a fucking hungry man who only wants girl.
(colleen) Don't you want to pretend I'm your little girl?
(wel) and sure, if you write like one.
(colleen) You wouldn't like it if I told you how hard you
          were making me hungery man?
(wel) Nope, please don't tell that,that turn me off
(wel) as I told you, I am straigt
(colleen) Will you nibble on my ears?
(colleen) I have bunny earings on
(wel) yes, I like to softly blow into your earhole.
(colleen) Oh tell me more
(wel) I like to bite your ear slightly and then grab your
      waist to me.
(colleen) Pull me so very tight
(wel) I can feel your tits up against my hairly chest.
(colleen) We're both getting so hard
(wel) can you feel my dick?  write like a girl.
(colleen) Oh bite my nipples.
(wel) I slowly take off your tiny little t-shirt..........
(wel) I discover your big breast.......so pretty.
(wel) I start kissing your neck, brushing your long blonde
      hair aside.
(colleen) brown
(wel) slowly, I kiss down your throat.
(wel) down to your breast.
(wel) I rip yours bra off and start kissing your nipple
      vigoursly.
(colleen) Are you touching yourself?
(wel) why don't you start hand jobbing my dick on my jean.
(wel) hell yes, response to me.
(colleen) I want to feel you dick againest my ass
(wel) write me more, I am rubbing my shaft.
(colleen) Its not hairy at all.
(colleen) Turn me around and sloely tug at my shorts
(colleen) I want to feel your hard cock as you mount me
          from behind
(wel) more and more..........
(colleen) Are you realy this hard up?
(wel) I am hard as a rock now...
(colleen) Slowly gulide yourself inside me.. OOOHHH!
(wel) I pump your pussy back and forth.
(colleen) I have never felt anything as good, except for
          this one time I met this guy named frank....
(colleen) MY ASSS!
(colleen) I want your hard cock in my asshole, and I have
          brown hair
(wel) write like a girl, ok?
(wel) all I see is a girl's ass and pussy and tits.
(colleen) Kiss my ears while you pump me from behind
(colleen) Rubbing my chest, firmly
(colleen) I can feel the pessure mounting inside both of us.
(colleen) Do you want me?
(wel) well if you are a girl.
(wel) I guess I will talk to you later.
(colleen) My dick is throbbing for you.
(colleen) Ohhhh.
(wel) yo, get a life, queeer.

An IRC Cops Tells Me a Thing or Two:

(Kristina) I need to talk to you for a sec.
(rbcp) shoot, bitch
(Kristina) okay, first of all, I hear you are harrassing
           people on this network.
(rbcp) i ain't harassin' noone, you pig eyed sack of shit
(rbcp) and?
(rbcp) whatelse?
(Kristina) if I have to akill your site.. I'm going to
           notify ever user online and ask them to contact
           your ISP concerning you.. and I'm going to contact
           your ISP myself and ask them to remove your account.
(rbcp) and i'm sure you have plenty of influence over them. do it
(Kristina) thats it.  Just enough to keep you off this
           network and off the internet until you find another
           ISP that'll give you another account.
(rbcp) okay, sweet tits
(rbcp) you betcha

your page sucks i hope sesame street sues your stupid ass

S2Mumford@aol.com

hey, don't really know you, but i read pla and i know dhate was into the pla,
so i thought this might be a way to find him. see, about, hell, about a year
or less ago dhate was on his way to my house in seattle, washington, before
he was to meet up with you guys in illinois or whereever. anyways, he made
it as far as his mother's house after he stole his grandma's car and after
him and zak called up and harass my mother (i never thanked them for that) i
lost contact with dhate. if you know anything, drop me a note, as it's kinda
been bugging me for the last 6 months or so.

-mistawho

A very simple way to get a new 300mhz, 21" monitor, 128mg of ram is to go to
best buy with a friend, carry all the goods around, go to pay for your $5000
new computer, before paying have friend sound fire alarm (by opening up one
of those doors), you run out screeming fire (with computer on hand) into your
car and drive of.

-Submarine

Thanks for the file on taking over fred myers intercom system. I used to live
in the seattle area and fred myer is like a big thing there, and this trick
also works on Home Depot intercom systems. As you know home depot is the
largest chain of hardware stores in america now. It is kind of funny to stand
in line to pay for lumber and someone says over a loud speaker, "price check
on the variety pack of black and decker tampons--industrial strength."

goldeneye

Your cordless phone conversations were really funny. I have a police scanner
but don't know where to look for the cordless conversations. Do you have a
list of the frequencies?

Thanks,
Eric

I'd just like to say that you guys are the worst prank-callers I've ever
heard in my years of listening to prank calls. Your subjects are fucken
stupid, you honestly sound like your 12 years old (which you probably

are) all of you (get some balls and dick hair) You guys probably think
your the best but you make the Jerky Boys look like kings. I sent this
letter to the rest of your corny ass friends. Final Note: Get a new
hobby you pimply bastards!!!!!!!! **!!!YOU SUCK!!!**

ThickSistaLover

I've got a story for you. Within walking distance from my house (about
half a mile) is an IL Bell (now known as Ameritech) shit whats it called
(now this story is real credible eh?) well a repair station, where they
park all of their trucks.

After months of driving by it drooling, a friend of mine decided it was
time to scale the fence and see what was inside the huge dumpster, and
try to see if some of the trucks were unlocked.

The dumpster was bogus. It was filled to the TOP of it with broken
asphalt, roofing, all sorts of weird shit we didn't expect to see. So
we quickly moved over to the storage shed, which was locked. So we
didn't get in. There wasn't any windows and it was one of those "Grampa
Ed built it himself with no hands" type of shed that was made of rusty
sheet metal that made horrendous noise whenever touched. So we left it
alone. Right by it, but too large to steal (or get into our car
actually) was a phone booth laying on its side, with no phone. It
woulda been cool to have.

Since the parking lot was huge, we decided to split up. It was about
2am on a Sunday night. The parking lot was lit, but not brightly.
So all the trucks but two were locked, of what I found, and I got the
hard hat, a really cool rechargable drill, tools galore, some lady's ID
badge with magnetic tape on the back that we were too chicken to try to
get into the building with (talk about jail time eh? That's like
admitting we broke into the trucks), grey phone boxes like on the back
of someones house (lots of 'em in one of the trucks), a conviently
placed cardboard box to throw a lot of this stuff in, a big leather belt
loaded with tools, one of those cool screwdriver type things that Elwood
uses in the Blues Brothers to rip open the panel in the elevator, those
big phone wiring panels for PBX's, a voltage tester, two testsets (one
cool and brand new, one old and beat up), a cool adaptor that I should
duplicate, it was to convert aligator clip testsets to an RJ11 plug.
WAy cool and way useful.

My friend found an IL BELL jumpsuit that reeked of gasoline. That was
his score, and after he stuffed that into his car, I started handing
armfulls of this stuff for him to return to the car, and eventually just
started chucking the non-shock sensitive equipment over the fence.

We left. We thought about dropping the stuff off at one of our houses
since if we ever got pulled over with all of this, that wouldn't be
cool, but we went for donuts instead (no, no cops) and I convinced him
to go back for more.

He kept the car running and I went to the Great Big IL Van in the
parking lot. It had tinted windows, and locked doors. I wanted to get
in. I kicked the back door (the trunk I suppose) and it opened. Wow,
so I climb in and theres a LAPTOP and CELLULAR MODEM and A DESK WITH
LOTS OF COOL PAPERWORK AND ETC. Were I a complete geek I would have
been orgasmic, but instead i just had a stiffy. So I am gathering all
of this and making my way to the exit when... about three IL BELL trucks
started to pull up.

And my friends car wasn't anywhere to be seen.

I had NOWHERE to hide. I could have hid behind various bell trucks but
you could see under them due to the lighting that was periodically
placed around. I saw two of those green "power" boxes that you see in
yards on occasion and tore towards them (with the laptop). They offered
about 50% cover depending on what direction anyone could be coming, but
I was always exposed in some manner. If anyone came down the major
street (that the trucks always do) or came into the lot along the side

street that was connected to the major street to get in and park, I
would have to expose myself to the other respective street. So I did a
lot of moving.

The guys stayed a long time and did lots of talking. I didnt have a 2
way radio at the time and if I did I wouldnt have used it, as I would
have undoubtedly been heard. (this made for a good adrenaline high for
the duration of this adventure). Eventually i just had to make a break
for it and slid the laptop near the fence by some bushes and scaled the
thing and booked off.

I eventually found my friend circling the area, and neither of us could
believe that these guys were out at 3:30am on a sunday. around 5am we
went back and I retrieved the laptop.

THere was a lot of interesting stuff on it, but the cellular modem was
lost in the escape and I was no way in hell going to dial any of those
numbers from my phone. That same friend stole a worldport 9600 bps
modem from where he worked at the time, and that didn't work because
there wasn't enough voltage coming from the laptop. or something. thats
what we deduced from the worldport manual... We had planned to call the
numbers from the back of a laundromat we had staked out a few weeks
before and determined to be safe for call making activity. So that
didnt happen, and there was no power outlets anywhere to be found in the
back of the laundromat, so I couldnt just bring an external modem and
plug in. So I never called any of these numbers, and I eventually sold
the lap top to some guy that never paid me in full and moved to a far
away state so I could harass him. Im over it now, but im sure all the
data on the laptop was erased so he could install windows or something.

I haven't done anything "cool" with phones/bell crap in a few years, but
that adventure had be burned out for a while. I'd done some diving
since but nothing good ever turned up.

And I've NEVER seen any locks on garbage of bell places, just on the
garbage of computer places (which are also good places to trash at).

Hyperturtle

Perhaps you already know, but about a week ago I read in a Swedish newspaper
about "Demon Phreaker" beeing busted for playing in 407 area in USA. I can't
find that article but it said something like:

XX year old guy from Gothenburg, Sweden (I think it was Gothenburg, and i
dont rememer his age) was busted today, 9701 something for via a "telecom
switch" call for free to the 407 area in USA and connect various 911 lines
to each other and so. Also, they mentioned that he calls himself "Demon
Phreaker" and also said that he had acted cocky when he was in court. I
like that part with beeing cocky. :-) I will try to find that article and
translate it into english, it was a quite SMALL article so.. Hopefully I
can find it!

Anyways, the PLA sure is fun reading, please keep the good work up, when
I get my FTP site up and running, PLA will for sure have a dir there.

// Motion +46 Posse

When you get a PO box at Mail Boxes Etc. (PLA043) do they actually keep the
I.D. you give them? Do they write down all the info on the I.D.? Or do they
want it to see how old you are or just make sure you exist?

Another thing I remember you having a file on getting free disks through
AOL and you said to order them one by one to save you some trouble tell them
that your with a small computer business and you need to order around 250
disks. To make it seem more realistic order 75 Macintosh kits 75 DOS kits and
100 Windows kits.

Oxygen

I have a number of some really idiotic people that I'd like to submit for the
numbers file.. 607-785-8736. These people live in a trailer park... maybe that
says enough about them haha.. My friends and I can kill hours bothering these
morons. I first started fucking with them when they submitted a complaint to
the resturant where I worked at the time that went something like this: "we
ate our dinner, then came home, we had diareeha (sp?) for two weeks then we
took a laxative, before we went there we did not have no diareeha!" Hahha..
We're allways telling them we're gonna tow their fucking house away with a
Dodge Ram Pickup while they're sleeping hahaha..

L8r...
Beavis

A year or two ago, I got a hold of a large, yellow, handset with a thumb
joystick, 6 or 8 line screen, and built in 1200 bps modem. I hadn't the
slightest idea what it was for, I imagined COSMOS or something like that.
After perusing the local BBS's, they suggested a number to call with it,
and believe it or not, the battery went dead just as it was connecting.
So I let it charge for a day or so (it didn't take the typical 9 volt the
red handsets would take. After all, it wasnt a typical handset)

When I called the number back, I got a lady that said "Bueno!" and then
I hung up. I called back again and got the same thing.

I tried calling various BBS's with it, just to see what it would do, but
the screen wouldn't give me anything.

When not connected anywhere, there was a menu with a series of items,
like test line, call mainframe, and call various numbers that you had
stored. there were no numbers stored in this unit at all. Adding them
was easily enough done, you would hold the keypad number for so many
seconds as there was a letter (so B would be holding down the 2 button
for 2 seconds) and then at the end you'd be prompted for the name and
address. It was somewhat similar to a Sharp Wizard organizer when it
came to storing numbers, although very much limited.

There was a switch on the right hand side that had three selections:
Phone, monitor (phone with mute, I assume. Thats how it acted anyway),
and Modem. I determined the speed of the modem by calling my own modem
with it. Have you seen/heard anything like this? If not, I'll see about
scanning a picture of it and sending it to you.

Hyperturtle

I was looking through PLA 039 and I saw something about a telco guy plugging
a laptop into a pay phone at subway, I believe it was an Itronix T5000 EFP.
I was able to "borrow" one of those from a GTE guy who was working
by my house.

--DETHMaster

i saw in one of your more recent issues your article on getting a new id.
i liked it, however it wasn't immesnly practical for the person in serious
need of a permanant id. the ones you create through your method are not
quite stable until you get a large amount of id's and cards to substantiate
your id. one of our
members happens to be very knowledgable in the area and i thought you may
be interested in his article. zyd's good, we know is name, the name he
currently uses, however not even we know the name he was born with. check
out www.tacd.com, there is a link off the main page to zyd's paper tripping
article. he gives some good info and additionally gives a few refernces.
just thought you may be interested.

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RBCP-
First I just want to say that you have to be one of my favorite zine
writers. You are hillarious :). Second, in your article about beige
boxing in Celina, you mention a specially cut allen wrench to open

payphones. I was wondering if you have any text, pictures or anything
on how you can make one.

Thanks a lot,
ninja1@mitec.net

I was sexually asualted by a man with a hard hat, and a lineman handset. The
public has a right to know about this. I was innocently riding my bike down
the street...while wearing a PLA shirt, and throwing flyers advertising PLA,
when a big gray truck pulled up alongside of me. A man with a orange hard hat
with a bell etched in it, and a orange fone with clips on it and lots of
buttons walked towards me and asked me who i was.

 me: hello there sir
guy: hello sonny. i see yer with that group PLA huh?
 me: oh yeah! wanna see my official membership card?
guy: no i wanna see yer undie pants!
 me: oh no!my underwear? why you want to see them
guy: this is a strip search..i am searching for long
     objects (i strip down to my undies)
     (bell guy feels me)
 me: why are you feeling my weiner?
guy: its a routine test son
 me: get the hell out of here you flaming faggot!
guy: hey..it gets kinda boring with 1,000,000 pranks
     a day ya know!
 me: PLA will get you for this! (he jumps on me and
     trys to anally rape me)

This is when i hit the fag with a baseball bat 20 times. His ears are bleeding
and he is dying, i spit in his face and walk away. This is how i beat up a
bell guy trying to rape me!

Nytrocrash

hey i got a question i've been redboxing for about a year now, and the
only patfones i can box off of are the ones in my high school, they look
just like regular nynex payfones but the operator always comes on and
tells me that she isn't showing that i put in any quarters in the fone
but she never accuses me of using a redbox or anything.

Bill

After reading PLA 43, I've been inspired to start a lovely collection of
other peoples' birth certificates. I'm using the chronicled newspapers at
the state library on microfiche to find out middle names and mothers
maiden names in the births column, so my lovely boss Dave-o the
De-vo(lved.) is first on my list (cos he's 18, and he can buy cool stuff.
And I could get him into trouble.), followed closely by Jimmy Jammy Jokey
Jerky Jamey (he's just a dickhead.) . He's getting a lovely dead rose from
us for Valentines day. Aren't we nice.

Later!!
Jimmy Jammy Jokey Jerky Dino Allsman.

Regarding the liscence plate idea with 7-11 clerks, you might find it
effective to, instead of SPENDING MONEY to get a fake plate made, to instead
acquire the clerk's plates (or even the manager's). Your swiss army knife is
your friend. On top of it all, the loser has to get another set of plates.

Steve Hawley

I was wondering how easy it is to get caught using faxback numbers? I've
been using the two hour long one for about two weeks. I always call from a
pay phone, a couple of times a day. But I have heard that the person I am
using it on has called the police, and the phone company. I have been in
trouble with the law for phone harrassment, and I don't want it to happen
again. Any feedback you can give me would be greatly appreciated.

Oh, and by the way, if you know any PLA members who would like to help me
harrass someone, his name is Gary Stone,(everyone calls him stoney)
Lafayette IN, 47905, phone# 317-474-5423.

Demon