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Phone Losers of America

Celebrities With Phones – PQRS

Welcome! This is an image archive with one single rule; pictures must be of famous, infamous, or otherwise well-known people, with a telephone. This archive is always growing, and there’s always room for improvement. This site was originally created by The Great Rob T. Firefly before he handed it over to phonelosers.org.

NAME INDEX PQRS
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Betty Page

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Gwyneth Paltrow

Star of approximately 1.4 billion "romantic comedies"
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Sarah Jessica Parker

Now starring in "Sex and the City," which I’ve never seen.
Cute! I want that chair for my room! It would have to be the New York Post, wouldn't it. Still cute!
submitted by Eric Adcock

Gregory Peck

Classic actor in "Gentleman’s Agreement" (1947)
Rent this movie. It's actually very good.
CWP

Mary Jo Pehl

As Pearl Forrester in "Mystery Science Theater 3000," flanked
by Bobo and Observer (Kevin Murphy & Bill Corbett.)
MST3K - - - Gone, but not forgotten...

George Peppard

Playing "The A-Team’s" Hannibal, who is playing Godzilla.
I farted in my suit, and my cigar is lit.. I didn't plan for this..
From the Mr. T Resource Archive

Jon Pertwee

The third actor to play Doctor Who
Jumping Jehosefat, what is it NOW? "Yeth! Of courth!" Car phone. with Elisabeth Sladen

Well, yes, there's some death, and some green things, but other than that it's not a very good episode title really...
CWP

Joe Pesci

From "Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag."
I have Joe Pesci's CD. Is that wrong?

Regis Philbin

Host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionare" in the US
Go back to Hell, Regis. That's my final answer.
CWP

Mary Pickford

See Eddie Cantor

Wendell Pierce

As the "Hackers" arch-enemy, FBI Agent Gill
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Suzanne Pleshette

As Emily Hartley in The Bob Newhart Show
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From Transparency

Natalie Portman

Young actress, in a rather unfortunate Paparazzzi shot.
I don't really approve of Paparazzi in general. That said.. Omigod lookat this!! Heehee..
submitted by Dodd Harris

Parker Posey

Indie film princess
Looking at this reminds me how much I need a secretary.
Aagh! Don't shout! Oh, my head...
submitted by Eric Adcock

Franka Potente

As Lola in the unbelievably killer German indie flick "Lola
Rennt" / "Run Lola Run"
You MUST see this movie. Lola is a requirement for membership in the human race,
From Running Here Again

My website has three different endings.
From Lola’s Runing
Away

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CWP

Annie Potts

As Janine Melnitz in "Ghostbusters II"
"Ghostbusters. Whaddya want."

William Powell

As Nick Charles in "The Thin Man," with Myrna Loy.
Premise: Nick and Nora are giggly rich people who solve mysteries for the sheer fun of it.
From Old Telephones as
Entertainment

Video sleeve
Nora and Nick

Elvis Presley

Well-known singer, looking glum.
"My daughter married WHO?"
submitted by Thomas Splinter

Kelly Preston

John Travolta’s wife.  An actress, apparently.
"L. Ron is keen!"

President Ronald Wilson Reagan

40th President of the United States, actor
"Mommy, I'm in an image archive."
From the Ronald Reagan Library

RedBoxChiliPepper

He wants to be a celebrity, and would go so far as to star in a movie to
be one.
He is the main PLA guy, which qualifies him for
"infamous" in some circles.
Arbie
webcam pic by RBCP

Donna Reed

With James Stewart in "It’s a Wonderful Life"
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From It’s A Wonderful
Life

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From Greatest Films

George Reeves

As Superman, from the classic 1950s series.
He's the all-time best TV Superman! Well, better than that "Smallville" kid, anyway.
submitted by Thomas Splinter

George Reeves as Clark Kent
Say, that's the same name as the actor that played... nah, couldn't be!
submitted by Johnny Monoxide

Keanu Reeves

From "The Matrix."  There were lots of phones in that

movie, anyone have any more pictures?
Hey, look at all the 'Dilbert' comics up in that next cubicle.

Giovanni Ribisi

Star of "Boiler Room," a movie about telemarketing
Giovanni Ribisi plays a guy called "Seth Davis." I wonder if he was able to pronounce that one on the first try.

Denise Richards

The latest Bond Girl, amongst other things…
For the last time, no more. Stop calling me, Neve. An unconvincingly punk Neve Campbell listens in...
Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie

submitted by Jammie

Jennifer Ringley

Of Jennicam fame.
Jenni by day Jenni by night Wireless Jenni Festive Jenni
jennicam pics ©JKR, used with permission

Eric Roberts

Extremely underrated evil actor.  Julia’s brother.
He always looks more evil with his Moustache of Evil.
submitted by Grey Frequency

Cesar Romero

As the Joker in the classic "Batman" series.
Ho ho ho ho! Jay is a twit.
From Profound Confusion

Mickey Rooney

Guest-starring in the "Twilight Zone" episode "The Last
Night of a Jockey."
... ...
From The Fifth Dimension

Paul Runyan

During a PGA teaching and coaching summit, callers to the PGA/USA Today
Hotline (which provides free advice to golfers) were surprised to hear professional golf
legend Paul Runyan on the line!
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From The PGA

Meg Ryan

From "Hanging Up."
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CWP

Robert Ryan

As Brad Carlton in "City Beneath the Sea."
... ...
From Hillebrander

As Foster in "Executive Action."
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From Hillebrander

Winona Ryder

Short but sweet as Lelaina Pierce in "Reality Bites"
She's cute, but... ...I miss the proto-goth Winona from "Beetlejuice." Reality Bites... a relic from before Ben Stiller knew what he was doing ... ...
submitted by Eric Adcock

Eva Marie Saint

Emerging from a row of phone booths with Martin Landau.
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From The Ultimate Cary Grant Pages

Laura San Giacomo

As Kit in "Pretty Woman."
Saaaaaaay.....
From Paul Hyett’s Homepage

George Sanders

As Jack Favell in Hitchcock’s "Rebecca"
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From The Cinema Laser

Renoly Santiago

As the Phantom Phreak in "Hackers."
Phreakphreakphreakphreakphreak... Dudedudedudedudedude... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... "It's in that place where I put that thing that time..."

Telly Savalas

In a pre-Kojak guest spot in the "Twilight Zone" episode
"Living Doll."
He's angry because he hasn't discovered Tootsie pops yet. ...
From The Fifth Dimension

Julia Sawalha

Well-known UK actress, perhaps best known to Americans as Saffie the
daughter in "Absolutely Fabulous."  These are from another British series
called "Second Thoughts."
"It's pronounced 'Sahvalla.' I think." Jules!!@!^%@
submitted by Eric Adcock

Dwight Schultz

As that crazy fool Murdock in "The A-Team"
I want you guys to break me out of the asylum again, so I can join the crew of the Starship Enterprise!
From the Mr. T Resource Archive

David Schwimmer

Famous whiner
Awwwww... pleeeeease can I have a raise? I'm talented and stuff..

Campbell Scott

Actor, director, producer, and son of George C.
"I'm not only president of the Backward Name Club for Men, I'm also a client."
submitted by Grey Frequency

Peter Sellers

In a rare pic from "Dr. Strangelove" as President Merkin
Muffley.
Thomas Splinter gets bonus points for this one!
submitted by Thomas Splinter

As the beloved Inspector Clouseau in "A Shot in the Dark."
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From Movie Galleries

Semisonic

From the music video for "Closing Time."
"Closing time..." "...you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
submitted by Eric Adcock

Shakira

Colombian-born singer Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll in a Nokia
commercial
Shakira! Shakira! Shakira! Shakira! Shakira!
CWP

Shakira in the music video for her song "Underneath Your
Clothes."
Sorry to spoil it for you guys, but that's just the song title. Nothing more. ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
CWP

William Shatner

He isn’t quite Kirk yet, but Bill’s got bigger problems in the
"Twilight Zone" episode "Nick of Time," with Patricia Breslin.
"Let's ask it something else... will I ever kiss a green woman?"
From The Fifth Dimension

Alan Sherman

Sang the beloved "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh" song we all sang

in grade school.
Feel free to sing the song now, with or without the druggie variant lyrics.
submitted by Thomas Splinter

Alicia Silverstone

Ex-Aerosmith girl
A-lee-cee-ya Don't ask me about this caption, it isn't mine..

Emma Simmons

Up-and-coming broadcaster heard across the UK and Ireland.
Emma and her trusty mobile Future Queen of British radio!
submitted by Emma Simmons

Ashlee Simpson

submitted by Jammie

Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra, Gene Kelly and other sailors from the movie “Anchors Aweigh”

submitted by Johnny Monoxide

Elisabeth Sladen

As Dr Who companion Sarah Jane Smith
Que' Sarah, Sarah.. A phone, Sarah Jane?
submitted by Brian Morris from Metebelis 3

K9 chose some cute company

Anna Nicole Smith

At one point was a famous centerfold-turned-actress.  Now is famous
for some other reason.
If anything will kill an old rich heterosexual guy off, this is it.

Will Smith

In his 1980s "Fresh Prince" persona, from the music video for
"Girls Ain’t Nothing But Trouble."
I once owned this album on vinyl. That's how you can tell I'm old.
Yes, kids... that's the guy from "Men In Black."
submitted by Eric Adcock

Mira Sorvino

Actress.  She usually plays "the Blonde."  She owns
the role.
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submitted by Eric Adcock

Kevin Spacey

"We don't have phones like this on K-PAX."
submitted by flippe

David Spade

From "Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag."
"Dial 1-800-C-O-L-L.. ah, screw it. I'm famous now." Joe Pesci would win in a fight against David. I'd watch.

Britney Spears

As you may know, any and all celebrities are eligible for inclusion in
this archive, regardless of the achivist’s own personal feelings.  That said,
"Eeeeeeeeeew!"
got talent? Nope.. Hit me baby, hard as you can
submitted by Fina

Sylvester Stallone

Taking calls in the "America:
A Tribute To Heroes" telethon.  Left to right:  Tom Cruise, Sylvester
Stallone, Reba McEntire, and Penelope Cruz.
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From BBC News

Stallone, Benicio Del Toro, and McEntire – Michael Douglas, Stallone,
and Del Toro.
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From Benecio Del Toro Zone

Barbara Stanwyck

Publicity stills from the film "Sorry, Wrong Number" (1948)
:And yes, I do have my hair done before every nap.

Yes, I wear an evening gown and jewelry to bed, what of it?
CWP

Ford Sterling

As Chief Teeheezel in a Keystone Kops photo.  With Roscoe
"Fatty" Arbuckle (far right), Hank Mann (third from right with mustache) and Al
St. John (fourth from right)
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From The Silents Majority

Howard Stern

From his movie "Private Parts."
Howard and Pig Vomit
CWP

Fisher Stevens

Headsetting around as evil hacker The Plague in "Hackers."
Fun fact: His real name is "Steven Fisher." Really. Look it up. I liked him better in "Short Circuit." ... ... ... ... ... "My mullet is angry." ... ... ...

Inger Stevens

Guest-starring in the "Twilight Zone" episode "The
Hitch-Hiker."
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From The Fifth Dimension

Ray Stevens

Long-time comic musician looks a bit shady in this music video for
"It’s Me Again, Margaret."
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submitted by Eric Adcock

Stella Stevens

As Marcia in "The New, Original Wonder Woman," the TV movie
that preceded the classic "Wonder Woman" series.
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From the Wonder Woman Fanfic Archive

James Stewart

With Donna Reed in "It’s a Wonderful Life"
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From It’s A Wonderful
Life

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From Greatest Films

Patrick Stewart

As Captain Jean-Luc Picard in "Star Trek:  The Next
Generation"  episode "Phantasms."
The premise: Data the Android brings his pals into his dream. That explains the whole phone-in-the-torso thing.
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CWP

Sharon Stone

Gained fame and fortune by showing her naughty bits on screen
I didn't know that there was a camera aimed at my cervix, I swear.

Donald Sutherland

Actor, father of Kiefer Sutherland
Donald is a better name than Keifer
submitted by Mr. Phractal

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