01/01/14 04:59:08 Posted by anonymous: Year of the cactus
01/01/14 18:41:23 Posted by anonymous: cactus is gay
01/01/14 20:48:31 Posted by anonymous: Now with more fiber
01/02/14 03:02:02 Posted by anonymous: Year of the cactus
01/02/14 17:30:39 Posted by Angry Old Man: Cactus THIS, cocksucker!
01/02/14 22:08:02 Posted by anonymous: Central Standard Time is the only FUCKING TIME BITCH!
01/02/14 22:57:09 Posted by anonymous: Eastern Standard Time is the only FUCKING TIME BITCH!
01/03/14 11:44:09 Posted by anonymous: Da Fuck is wrong with you eastern time telling mother fuckers?
01/03/14 18:12:42 Posted by anonymous: Completely racially tolerant
01/03/14 18:22:19 Posted by anonymous: I love Roy Gerbill
01/03/14 20:26:36 Posted by anonymous: I left a "LOG" in the fruitwall, and I did not flush!
01/04/14 10:21:23 Posted by anonymous: say cactus backwards !
01/04/14 10:22:02 Posted by anonymous: horse
01/04/14 11:16:44 Posted by anonymous: plug and chug
01/04/14 14:14:58 Posted by anonymous: Entertaining white trash since ...
01/04/14 17:32:16 Posted by anonymous: Entertaining AMERICA with CHILI PEPPERS!
01/04/14 22:16:03 Posted by anonymous: cactus
01/05/14 20:52:03 Posted by Serg: You'll never pronounce 'Plow' right again.
01/05/14 21:13:41 Posted by anonymous: Eat a ball sack of cactus cocks.
01/05/14 23:05:15 Posted by anonymous: Yumm Those where GOOD!!
01/06/14 12:43:27 Posted by anonymous: Answer the Cactus Taco, is has been ringing like a mother fucker!
01/06/14 19:32:00 Posted by anonymous: Palindrome
01/06/14 19:32:59 Posted by anonymous: Cactus
01/07/14 15:08:13 Posted by anonymous: MiCactus mother fuckers!
01/07/14 23:44:39 Posted by anonymous: GOT CACTUSDICK?
01/08/14 09:34:16 Posted by anonymous: Rainbow Dash is best pony
01/08/14 17:28:01 Posted by anonymous: Is it time to wax the goats?
01/08/14 22:52:19 Posted by anonymous: Yes, what are waiting for! WAX THOSE GOATS! NOW!!!
01/09/14 20:26:40 Posted by anonymous: No, I'm Mildred Monday !
01/10/14 02:00:28 Posted by anonymous: Duurr nurr dudududududadu highway to the dangerzone
01/10/14 10:28:18 Posted by anonymous: Ally is gey
01/10/14 12:03:28 Posted by anonymous: Andrew Walbecq IS A FAG
01/10/14 12:04:21 Posted by anonymous: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Derreck Leenders
01/10/14 17:03:15 Posted by anonymous: stop playing on thephonry ub
01/11/14 01:54:54 Posted by anonymous: That Cactus stole my wallet!
01/11/14 09:40:14 Posted by Paul Roy: Surprise cactus buttsecks is best cactus buttsecks.
01/11/14 13:06:57 Posted by Leenders: SEED THE OLD MEDIA PACK PLEASE!
01/11/14 14:39:18 Posted by anonymous: I want your seed Brad.
01/11/14 14:51:08 Posted by Carmen Ottinger: Oh, this cactus feels so good in my butthole!
01/12/14 00:59:22 Posted by anonymous: Payphones are gone. Thanks Obama
01/12/14 04:42:15 Posted by anonymous: MIXLR RBCP!!!
01/12/14 11:46:25 Posted by anonymous: rape is funny
01/12/14 13:47:16 Posted by anonymous: I'm being held captive in roy's basement.
01/12/14 18:05:05 Posted by Christopher Duffill: Definition of 'fun' - a game of Monopoly and a shag.
01/12/14 23:52:21 Posted by anonymous: Hitler was a niggger
01/13/14 05:12:27 Posted by anonymous: "Why fit in when you were born to stand out" Dr.Seuss
01/13/14 07:47:36 Posted by anonymous: attacked by a pigeon
01/13/14 22:17:02 Posted by anonymous: Brad sells toasters
01/13/14 23:51:31 Posted by Gina: Did anyone see the newest Big Bang Theory?
01/14/14 00:14:57 Posted by anonymous: i will vomit worms deep inside of your scabby vagina
01/14/14 07:12:10 Posted by anonymous: barnaby jack died lol, drugs cant kill me i am leet haxors.
01/14/14 22:20:29 Posted by anonymous: Your hard drive has been hacked and sold to Nigerian Scammers
01/14/14 23:05:32 Posted by anonymous: a cactus or a cactus and I'm running out of cactus. I need more cactus!!
01/15/14 11:51:24 Posted by anonymous: I'm Cactus yeah I'm Cactus, roll up to the desert with my spines missing
01/15/14 18:25:44 Posted by anonymous: "lol brad is gay"
01/15/14 18:26:13 Posted by anonymous: FUCK THE NIGGAS FO THEY R NIGGAS!
01/15/14 18:29:43 Posted by anonymous: brad is 100% gay
01/15/14 18:29:59 Posted by anonymous: brad is 100%3C gay
01/15/14 18:53:55 Posted by anonymous: COCK IN PUSSY MAKE ME HAPPY
01/16/14 04:33:14 Posted by anonymous: I remember the fruit wall
01/16/14 04:36:23 Posted by anonymous: Sorry for any inconvenience but the fruitwall is no longer functional.
01/16/14 05:58:00 Posted by RUWBQ-B56ZZ-B3VNH-6N5SP: Fuck
01/16/14 06:06:40 Posted by anonymous: We are the Phone Losers of America (because Mexico sucks!)
01/17/14 17:34:27 Posted by anonymous: Keep it down, cause my parents are sleeping!
01/17/14 19:01:58 Posted by RBCP: yiff yiff yiff yiffy yiffington
01/17/14 21:03:30 Posted by Ebo: Home of the Real Prank Calls!
01/18/14 23:03:54 Posted by anonymous: shit fuck piss stupid
01/18/14 23:04:26 Posted by anonymous: z0mg
01/19/14 04:58:08 Posted by anonymous: FEELING CACTARDED YET?? STICK AROUND. WE'LL GET YOU THERE.
01/19/14 10:15:35 Posted by anonymous: I am walrus!
01/19/14 10:18:06 Posted by anonymous: You don't who this is, but I know where you live!!
01/19/14 10:18:14 Posted by Dale Gribble: You don't who this is, but I know where you live!!
01/19/14 18:13:14 Posted by anonymous: i will vomit worms deep inside of your scabby vagina
01/19/14 19:25:48 Posted by anonymous: i will vomit worms deep inside of your scabby vagina
01/19/14 23:13:04 Posted by anonymous: Fünf Eins Neun , Zwei Sieben Drei, Zwei Sechs Drei Eins
01/20/14 01:41:02 Posted by anonymous: This cupcake tastes good
01/20/14 04:16:33 Posted by anonymous: Change is Good!
01/20/14 04:22:06 Posted by anonymous: Since 1913
01/20/14 05:25:55 Posted by faggoyt: faggoyt
01/20/14 10:48:58 Posted by anonymous: Over many unique visits daily!
01/20/14 12:56:43 Posted by anonymous: Disabled Try Again Later
01/20/14 21:46:46 Posted by anonymous: carlito is terminal.
01/20/14 22:43:01 Posted by anonymous: Why do poots always escape when I am talking to hot cactuses?
01/20/14 23:09:21 Posted by laura baker: your voice is like honey flowing over rocks of sexiness
01/21/14 00:31:09 Posted by anonymous: HAPPY WHITE POWER DAY!!
01/21/14 02:58:28 Posted by anonymous: NO
01/21/14 11:54:36 Posted by anonymous: NO!
01/21/14 12:58:11 Posted by anonymous: FUCK YOU!
01/21/14 12:58:18 Posted by anonymous: FUCK YOU!
01/21/14 13:04:01 Posted by anonymous: GO AWAY!
01/21/14 18:22:04 Posted by prenos: the background color of this website suck
01/22/14 04:35:11 Posted by anonymous: Jizz Monkey
01/22/14 08:50:56 Posted by anonymous: Pray you don't become like matt.
01/22/14 12:34:03 Posted by anonymous: 3 men, 1 bed & cocktus
01/22/14 16:04:41 Posted by Alan: Have you lost a phone in America?
01/22/14 21:21:26 Posted by anonymous: Linux sucks, ya penguin fuckers!
01/22/14 22:00:32 Posted by anonymous: Gentoo is for communists
01/22/14 22:04:12 Posted by anonymous: Install gentoo and you'll receive a free penguin fuck doll
01/22/14 22:17:18 Posted by anonymous: Gentoo killed my brother and raped my mother
01/22/14 22:43:19 Posted by anonymous: I wanna be the very best, the best there ever was
01/22/14 22:58:43 Posted by anonymous: yourmomshould.installgentoo.net
01/23/14 00:50:37 Posted by Leon Trotsky: BRING BACK GENTOO COMMUNISM!!!!!
01/23/14 01:54:10 Posted by evil dimension RBCP: Matt Hill0ck farts on Gentoo!
01/23/14 04:01:14 Posted by anonymous: No right, no wrong, no rules for me, I'm free
01/23/14 10:23:42 Posted by anonymous:
01/23/14 18:23:35 Posted by TickleMeShitlzz: Salutations from Wiz Tech!
01/23/14 18:32:42 Posted by anonymous: Place Text Here
01/23/14 20:32:14 Posted by adolph hittler: hello
01/23/14 20:35:26 Posted by Adolph: That kind of cactus code is not allowed around here, pal. Try again.
01/23/14 21:13:06 Posted by Thugnasty: space donkey rulzzz!!!
01/23/14 21:16:37 Posted by anonymous: space donkey rulzzz!!! just kiddin
01/23/14 21:27:39 Posted by anonymous: i take the space donkey shit back -_-
01/23/14 23:32:48 Posted by NSDAP: Hitler = Gentoo
01/24/14 04:00:33 Posted by anonymous: I just ordered a thousand cacti seeds off of the internet.
01/24/14 18:14:47 Posted by fruutie: No.
01/24/14 23:52:40 Posted by anonymous: HACK DOS MACHINES
01/25/14 11:47:47 Posted by anonymous: Cactus Bowl Anyone?
01/25/14 12:20:27 Posted by anonymous: does anybody care anymore
01/25/14 17:48:29 Posted by anonymous: nniiggeerr
01/25/14 19:59:35 Posted by Leenders749: That shit on your lip has some shit on it's lip.
01/25/14 21:12:54 Posted by anonymous: sandpaper vaginas
01/25/14 21:48:50 Posted by anonymous: vomiting deep inside of your scabby vagina
01/26/14 00:49:49 Posted by anonymous: you should use Puppy Linux!
01/26/14 14:14:01 Posted by anonymous: i will vomit worms deep inside of your scabby vagina
01/26/14 19:06:34 Posted by anonymous: get a life
07/12/14 22:21:49 Posted by spacebison: Hey! Hey! I'm on the fruitwall!!
07/16/14 15:10:08 Posted by anonymous: Na nanna na na na na na na CACTUS!
07/16/14 19:27:34 Posted by anonymous: WHERE'S THE GODDAMN FRUIT WALL.
07/18/14 03:07:49 Posted by king o lawn: eat a fece
07/29/14 12:46:38 Posted by Michelle: Candle cooing cunts!
07/30/14 17:42:34 Posted by anonymous: Rob T Firefly hearts you.
08/12/14 13:36:52 Posted by Chris: When a cactus does cactus, cactus the cactus cactus.
08/16/14 16:57:59 Posted by anonymous: Check out my null modem!
08/26/14 12:43:58 Posted by John: Feyv won nein tew svn tree tew cix tri won
09/12/14 17:07:48 Posted by cactus: I love a good fruitwall in the morning.
10/12/14 20:41:56 Posted by cactus: I miss the fruit wall more than I miss cookies-n-creme twix
10/12/14 20:44:17 Posted by Mop Named Gloria: Ride me like a witch
10/12/14 20:52:31 Posted by Stalin_Without_The_Charm: Stalin_Without_The_Charm
10/12/14 20:55:12 Posted by log and pick out : hits per day so
10/19/14 19:58:54 Posted by M: I fell into the twilight zone because i listened to a loser on the phone
01/25/15 19:45:18 Posted by Cactus: #YOLO #SWAG
01/25/15 19:58:45 Posted by #YOLO: Website vandalism = #SWAG
01/25/15 20:08:31 Posted by anonymousemail: You can send email's to anybody using emkei.cz - anonymous email FTW
01/25/15 20:09:51 Posted by goddamn: fuck shit cunt panties pussy slut whore retard
01/29/15 15:21:36 Posted by anonymous: darude
02/07/15 18:03:26 Posted by anonymous: fruit wall fruit wall I'm writing on the fruit wall
02/11/15 11:29:42 Posted by influx: hello from utah
03/14/15 17:07:46 Posted by Tutti Fruitti: Tut Tut Tut Hey Oh Fruitwall!
04/10/15 14:34:28 Posted by anonymous: Hacked by the Chinese!!
04/26/15 17:50:15 Posted by anonymous: Crazy Phone Hacking Elitists
04/26/15 18:00:00 Posted by IAMGOD: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
07/04/15 22:11:10 Posted by RIP Fruitwall: BRING BACK THE FUCKING FRUITWALL BRAD! YOU CANDLE COOING COCKSUCKER!
07/16/15 23:21:32 Posted by Danger Doom: Mutha fuckin test, mutha fucka
08/17/15 21:42:28 Posted by spacebison: I love the fruitwall!
09/16/15 04:25:12 Posted by anonymous: Cactus.
09/27/15 23:59:30 Posted by Sezen: RIP S1acker I miss you buddy
10/28/15 20:02:24 Posted by anonymous: CACTUS?......
11/18/15 14:57:31 Posted by spacebison: Sometimes, I just want to sign, and dance, and fly!!!!
01/05/16 20:48:45 Posted by RIP Fruitwall: A new year, and still no fruitwall
03/12/16 15:23:57 Posted by Please Roy: Bring back fruit wall ;_;
05/01/16 18:05:51 Posted by PLa: Intercom picks up , "CUSTOMER SERVICE TO THE ANAL MASSAGE ROOM!'
05/12/16 18:54:12 Posted by Jimmy McBeeGees: PLA: The Burning Man Experience.
06/24/16 19:07:32 Posted by Xyzqwa: Bring the fucking fruitwall back you motherfucker
07/03/16 19:36:01 Posted by AdamKane: Smoke Cigarettes And Gamble
07/14/16 11:12:33 Posted by Tron: Show us your cactus!
07/31/16 17:59:32 Posted by spacebison: hey hey I'm on the fruitwall!!!!! cactus!
12/06/16 13:05:43 Posted by AmigaDOS: To live the cactus is to live like no man.
02/27/17 09:09:12 Posted by Crad Barter: Hey, Brad!!!!
05/25/17 21:28:46 Posted by anonymous: Change is Good!
06/07/17 21:27:18 Posted by spacebison: Obey the cactus!
07/28/17 22:23:02 Posted by Gregory Joseph: RIP Fruitwall
08/03/17 22:43:19 Posted by spacebison: The cactus is known for its loyalty and its obedience. Stay. Good cactus.
09/05/17 02:50:46 Posted by Barry Weir: Hank Layfield shags goats.
01/05/18 20:28:49 Posted by Roy Gerbil: Porcine Chungo
03/15/18 11:17:02 Posted by Fluffynut: Build the fruit wall and make Mexico pay for it!
08/28/18 17:19:45 Posted by Cactus: I told you the aliens were here...
12/21/18 15:01:03 Posted by MajorOxen: Hmm, does this thing still work?
01/01/19 01:30:34 Posted by anonymous: BUG-RUGS
07/01/19 01:30:54 Posted by dtx: does this shit still work?
08/04/19 14:57:30 Posted by anonymous: Cactus
11/06/19 09:09:33 Posted by m0psy: Taco Bravo, Campbell, California!
02/23/20 19:04:02 Posted by spacebison: i love you
03/24/20 08:49:57 Posted by idiotcomic: Stuffing Gerbils in Our Pants Since The Mid Nineties
04/14/20 10:38:19 Posted by phreakin5ess: All hail the PLA, if you don't love them then you are gay
05/09/20 09:42:54 Posted by Jimmy Fish: Da fuq da police doin here?
06/08/20 23:32:00 Posted by Gill_Gates: Bring back the fruit wall BRAD
09/07/20 23:50:05 Posted by anonymous: testing wun tuu three
11/20/20 18:19:20 Posted by anonymous: Yeah bring back the fruitwall... MOTHERFUCKER.
02/23/21 18:35:37 Posted by fred herbert: quit calling me!
03/31/21 19:53:20 Posted by spacebison: For a good time, visit your local truck stop glory hole.
04/12/21 09:56:00 Posted by Nįgger Exterminator: The Day lf
07/16/21 17:55:49 Posted by Juan: Roy the good u sick twisted perv
10/03/21 18:07:20 Posted by astrobuffalo: Bring back the fruit wall!
05/30/22 16:09:16 Posted by Brad Carter: I'm Brad Carter and I approve this fruitwall.
09/07/22 17:10:27 Posted by spacebison: I love you
11/03/22 17:54:23 Posted by Dipshit McGee: Waffles are pancakes with potholes. That’s it.
11/09/22 17:36:08 Posted by Courthouse Guy: It's twevle oclock in the fucking midnight, damn you!
11/09/22 17:38:42 Posted by spacebison: I wanna be a railroad hobo when I grow up.
12/13/22 22:47:15 Posted by Cactus this Cocksucker: The location for PLA Con is in my pants.
04/18/23 17:23:49 Posted by spacebison: Bring back the fruitwall!!!!
04/23/23 19:36:41 Posted by tianca truitt: I'm a n
06/02/23 12:42:21 Posted by Carlos: Eat a fece
09/19/23 00:16:04 Posted by arachni_name: 1
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09/19/23 00:16:07 Posted by arachni_name: 1
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10/22/23 21:21:05 Posted by WhatYourFace: I'm going to try jumping back in time. Here goes nothing... weeeeeee
01/23/24 16:17:54 Posted by buttercup: You think I forgot about the fruitwall? Think again.
02/03/24 07:20:04 Posted by anonymous: Nigga stole my gold chain
02/03/24 11:25:27 Posted by Brad Carter: RBCP is the true killer, it wasn't me! Ahaha
02/03/24 11:28:45 Posted by Black Lives Matter: Reparations now!
02/03/24 11:42:40 Posted by PoPo: If you have info on Brad Carter please call Americas Most Wanted
02/04/24 08:32:53 Posted by Tanner: Brad Carter got A+ college GPA in Transgender studies so he must be smart
03/06/24 00:08:07 Posted by John Smithy: N I G G A PLEASE, your momma be sucking my dick from the back way!
04/14/24 04:45:18 Posted by Harry Butts: Barney loves you. I don't. 卐PLA卍
06/27/24 22:14:36 Posted by Prince Frog: I LOVE Princess Beatrice of the UK, she has a nice butt and bigger brain!
09/02/24 09:39:56 Posted by Kyle: Death to FreeMasonry
09/10/24 19:56:21 Posted by Princess Beatrice of York: Hi guys Im a BBC loving white n1gger whore
09/16/24 01:29:14 Posted by Branden: I fucked that ho Bea, she had the nerve to abort our baby. Satanic pig.
09/16/24 14:20:04 Posted by Adolfo Hitler: "Drop" the quest, for you will never know my location.
09/16/24 14:22:38 Posted by Baby H. : Heil New Prussia, forever!
09/29/24 09:34:21 Posted by PopEye: Your wife is my backseat driver..
10/09/24 07:59:54 Posted by King Anluan: Punga Witch
10/16/24 01:15:08 Posted by Beatrice of Yolk : Voted best dressed to the bükkake party with my funny hat. Thats HOT!
10/17/24 05:24:30 Posted by That Nigga Bubba: Beatrice! Suck fuck suck, yeahhh that's the shit!
10/20/24 06:55:16 Posted by PDiddHee: I brought the bb oil, where u at Bieber?
11/12/24 15:24:12 Posted by Martian: Alien frequency on SBand
12/04/24 01:54:55 Posted by M Jackson: Ooo Uh he heee
12/04/24 12:37:24 Posted by ELVIS : Welcome to this side of Hell where spent celebs go.
12/04/24 12:41:45 Posted by Leroy Jenkins: The foul mouths on you. Stop your ravblrousing you Yankee carpet baggers
12/04/24 12:44:18 Posted by "The Devil": Boo! Put that one in Lake of Fire # 3, dip em!
12/05/24 14:02:50 Posted by Mr. Roboto: Robots will take your jobs. Welcome Automation - humans!!!
12/05/24 14:07:08 Posted by Baby Joker: Call me again & Ill leave you where I find ya
12/05/24 14:10:13 Posted by Jackpot King: "Beatrice, bitch plz. You know who I be!"
12/05/24 14:13:51 Posted by Ask fo Beatrice BeaDrill: Palace Phone **************
12/05/24 14:17:08 Posted by Dont do it NIGGA: Beatrix is the biggest trafficker of men this side of the galaxy!
12/07/24 01:07:45 Posted by Brain-Dead Puppet: Hi, my name is Joe Biden and I support these people with welfare $
12/07/24 01:12:59 Posted by Hunter: Wheres my fckin ball? Pops I need another pardon!
12/07/24 01:15:33 Posted by Hood Nigga: Black gurl drop dem panties for some KFC, niggaz call Shonikwa fo a gud tyme
12/08/24 09:58:09 Posted by Himmler the Mongoloid: Catch your fart and release it on a Jews face. Happy national gas a Jew day!
12/08/24 10:01:26 Posted by Steven Spielberg : Closer, closer, closer..... Welcome to the casting couch!
12/08/24 10:04:06 Posted by Eugeni Windsor: Beatrice! There you are... Why are you covered in icing? Yum.
12/08/24 10:06:44 Posted by Michelle Obonga: Nigga nigga nigga nigga, hatin' me cuz muh d1ck is bigga
12/08/24 10:09:40 Posted by "HOT SHOT" Danny was a strange boy...: Then he started selling rainbow fentanyl! Now he owns 3 mansions and a Maybach.
12/08/24 10:14:24 Posted by Chimpout Bubba "Ooooh eee ahh ah ahhh": You know what time it is, chump! Drop dem drawers and touch ur toes..
12/08/24 10:15:35 Posted by Putin: The safe word Ukrainian is "Put-in", muhahaa!
12/08/24 10:19:02 Posted by Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?: So they dont hit their heads on the doorframe on the way fckin' outta here..
12/08/24 10:20:54 Posted by MMM mmmm mmmm. What?: Jackie Chan said it in that one movie (;
12/08/24 10:25:20 Posted by Princess Leonor : My breasts are buds and I go commando for horse C*ck
12/08/24 10:28:28 Posted by Jay Leno: I fell on my boner and broke my chin. Ouchy-wa-wa
12/08/24 10:33:17 Posted by Call me for a good time (Convert to numbers): 1ggd0d1adp
12/08/24 10:39:18 Posted by You know you had too much meth when...: Your TV goes into Videodrome mode.
12/08/24 10:48:23 Posted by Brads secret recipe: Sudo + Iodine + Rd Phsphrs: Now were cookin': Blng flsk + balloon, hot plate, peanut oil, pan
12/08/24 10:49:48 Posted by Kurt: Brad has the best shard in town, I can verify I saw demons on that stuff
12/08/24 10:51:10 Posted by Knuckle's sandwich: Who wants some?! Say hello to my little friend!
12/08/24 11:26:39 Posted by Fun fact: Vaslne glss contains twwo percent urnium
12/08/24 11:32:21 Posted by Skynet lives!: You are all fucked
12/14/24 16:43:44 Posted by T-1000: Get him before he builds the computer learning model!
12/15/24 07:56:48 Posted by Santa's Afraid of Covid19: Temporarily Closed for the Holiday, Santa's getting a drink.
12/15/24 07:58:41 Posted by Yakub: I told you so.. Niggaz bow before me. For it is I, Yakub!
12/16/24 06:20:26 Posted by Quick Quake Wake Up: This is your host with the most. Fuck with me, get tied to a post..
12/17/24 15:47:34 Posted by Loki: Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
12/20/24 18:24:05 Posted by Niners Superbowl: It's over 90000!!!!!!
12/21/24 05:57:55 Posted by Fuck the Russian Mob: Eat shit you thieves
12/25/24 17:32:19 Posted by Claus: Merry Christmas you filthy animals
01/07/25 01:21:07 Posted by Dirk: Like OMG I met your Mom at AppleBees then she came over
01/10/25 15:07:39 Posted by KAMALA: He-hahahahhahahahahahhah
01/10/25 15:09:27 Posted by Check it out: Robotix sex companion robot with ai
01/10/25 15:17:05 Posted by Chop Suey: Garbage Truck Hits Chinese Embassy: No worries, Han eat. Yum yum. We bug people like trash.
01/10/25 15:19:08 Posted by Emporer Master of Ping aka Jaba: Jaba wants broker deal for more wives
01/10/25 15:21:54 Posted by Jaba time traveler: Up wormholes in plumbing system, use you as portal
01/10/25 15:29:43 Posted by Sand "Person": Off to it between with you all to be his wives *Translated*
01/10/25 15:31:32 Posted by Luke PieSlicer: No way you'll get away with this!
03/01/25 10:10:55 Posted by Johnny PineApple: We swinging and not that SpongeBob sh*t. Stop downloading torrents you faggots
03/01/25 10:13:39 Posted by I am Offended: Why? If? Then.. *XKilled by MeteorX*
03/05/25 06:58:09 Posted by Anamorph Skinwalker : Looking at you through the windows
03/16/25 16:56:55 Posted by Meister: Auch schnelle motherfucker
03/18/25 22:05:55 Posted by Contestants of Miss Russia: Putins Mamma|Putins Daughter|Putins GF: Dead GILF|Babuska|#1 flexible Cossack (WINNER Miss Russia!!!)
03/18/25 22:07:41 Posted by Nebbish Juden: You can't say that, it is not kind, do you know that? I'm a registered Democrat.
03/19/25 13:45:03 Posted by King DingaLing: Remember those kill a commie for mommy shirts? Bring back that stuff
03/19/25 13:53:42 Posted by Kaiser Blood: Heil New Prussia!!!!! | Take me to MILF Heaven | MX7z 5kUSD contact Brad
03/24/25 12:02:27 Posted by Final Boss: Fee Fi Fo Fumm
03/31/25 07:40:06 Posted by Cousin Smidt: I stabbed it with the Kruger knife, it'll go to HELL for sure now.
03/31/25 09:15:50 Posted by The Lefts Plan (Luxury Communism) that Trump stopped...: Replace Brad with Venezuelan, take his property and make him pay reparation
03/31/25 09:18:38 Posted by Brad Bot: Someone insert my alkaline battery
03/31/25 09:28:52 Posted by YOU WANT CACTUS!: What? **Cries*******************************************
03/31/25 09:33:33 Posted by Brad Bot 2.0 (Forget your old self, for now you are Cacti fam): Why am I stuttering now like Elon? Must mean I am superiorly smartererer
03/31/25 09:41:42 Posted by Brads FanBOY: ITs Brad! OMG I hear he killed someone with a dumpster one time. So Coo
03/31/25 09:45:47 Posted by Rupelskilskin: Commies are traitors to the Constitution, send them to FEMA camp
03/31/25 09:57:31 Posted by Majin-Succubus Boob: Out of my way Gigantisis!!!: Make way for Beaprice, new Queen of the Under levels!
03/31/25 09:59:22 Posted by A Wild Raikou Appears!: ThunderClap!!!
03/31/25 10:00:51 Posted by Luigi: I sav-ahh the Queen, JUMP! Ahhhh SPLAT
03/31/25 10:03:41 Posted by QUEEN BEAPRICE aka Wicked Witch of the West: MARIO, err, I mean Luigi. My body is yours to wed. Hes a giant dowry!
03/31/25 10:05:21 Posted by Luigi: Level UP!! Promotion to Capo assured! *Activate: MAGIC MUSH*
03/31/25 10:13:26 Posted by Mario in a Tesla: *Starts w. Diagnostic Tool* Luigi! Looka here @ mya new CAR! Here I go!
03/31/25 10:19:07 Posted by Princess Peaches: Party @ f-fo-ur seasons top floor, see you there BEA
03/31/25 10:22:23 Posted by Devil Princess Mafia Ho aka "Beaprice": Dont blow my cover!
03/31/25 10:29:29 Posted by One nite with the lights out, Blanket GB Girl "Devil Princess": FIREBALL IT AGAIN: Luigggggi I like it green... Uhhhh LVL UP! I WILL RULE THE ISLES! ehhehe
03/31/25 10:31:49 Posted by Don El Guapo: Welcome: dealers, pimps & mafia hos. This is how we will take over the Isles..
03/31/25 10:33:25 Posted by Tony Soprano JR: Pass the gobbli-goop sauce, its gettin intersin.. Glad I CAME to this meetin
03/31/25 10:46:40 Posted by Princessa Eugenie the Meanie: Tea&Crumpets! BEAprice ordered Italian again.. Who covered her in Marinara?
03/31/25 10:49:44 Posted by Frankie "Scarfs": That aint Marinara, its Paulie... *Stab* You owe me money you rat!
03/31/25 10:51:18 Posted by BrOWser: HAHAHA MORE PRINCESSES TO MY COLLECTION, THANKS Luigi
03/31/25 10:54:21 Posted by Princess Peaches: This way, follow me! *Princesses Enter Elevator* BEA press nine
03/31/25 10:56:44 Posted by BEAprice Beadrill: THERE! Did I do that right? Or Left? Sh*t Im dyslexic...
03/31/25 11:00:23 Posted by P. Meanie Eugenie: Lvl slixx of fo-our seasons the den of the IRA! Hurry press more buttons!
03/31/25 11:04:27 Posted by Easter Egg: HOLA SHAMBOLA - NEW LVL : Girls: Where are we? *Light Candle* It says here this room belongs to "R Kelly"
03/31/25 11:07:20 Posted by The Real real R Kelly aka Royal Jelly: Its me gurls! Welcome to my hidden lair.. That guy on TV is a Doppelganger
03/31/25 11:21:37 Posted by Life15Good/Life15Bad on Telegram, London UK: Wires, drugs & Pimpin'. Fuck royals.. Allah! Jihad!
03/31/25 11:35:55 Posted by Constantine A. Stravopolous: Haha we rip off another one!
03/31/25 11:37:20 Posted by Yani the 500lb Bulgar: Ripper!
03/31/25 11:38:53 Posted by P. Beatrice of York: Why does my uncle host these horrible people!
03/31/25 12:11:13 Posted by True Line of Kings of the Isles: Plantagenet live on! To Gotha/Sax/Coburg: When dynasties fall.......
03/31/25 12:30:11 Posted by Snow White: Her ass will be sore?
03/31/25 12:33:24 Posted by Lil red homegirl BEA: Help I'm drowning!?!! It's raining men
03/31/25 12:41:09 Posted by Java da Hutt *Pays*: ....chain her, to Tiittooeen! - Translation
03/31/25 12:44:43 Posted by Bubba Boba: *Freezes Eugenie in Carbonite* Quick switch them with clones!
03/31/25 12:49:43 Posted by SandNig: *Translated: Why did we not freeze these parts?
03/31/25 12:51:18 Posted by Cholo Solo: It's a long trip even at lightspeed muh nigga
03/31/25 12:52:28 Posted by Q: Muhhahaha
03/31/25 12:56:49 Posted by Surprised Java: So squishy! Moo-moo!!! Ah! Milk...
03/31/25 13:04:01 Posted by Legend of Milkquarius : So it's begins........
03/31/25 13:14:10 Posted by Inbred Morrocan Janitor: *Pulls P.'s panties to the side* Ewalk!!!!!
03/31/25 13:15:51 Posted by Extra Bopper #4: It's true then...: Firesale! The carpet matches the drapes!
03/31/25 13:23:46 Posted by Millenium Tallon: Pew-Pew: *Explodes Big Ben*
03/31/25 13:26:17 Posted by P. Eugenies moufpiece: No!!!! Not Quisimoto!
03/31/25 13:31:44 Posted by P. Beaprice: Uh uhhh! I'm hungry more... Nom Nom Nom.....
03/31/25 13:33:01 Posted by Alien Predator: Eeee ahhh uhkk aaa!!!! *Shoots acid*
03/31/25 13:35:13 Posted by Lord Java: Ahhhh! Ssssss... Nooo! Im melting........
03/31/25 13:37:22 Posted by Art Collector *6 mo later*: These pieces here really speak to me! THE END
03/31/25 13:53:49 Posted by Auctioneer at Southernbeez: Sold once, sold twice, sold again to the man in a peacoat!
03/31/25 13:58:03 Posted by Synth Lord: I hear ya like the red lightsaber double stacked? Szzzmm... see!
03/31/25 14:03:51 Posted by O.B. Kong Kilo-bee *Slice*: *Unfreezes Bea. Thought you would never see me!? Let's get outta here
03/31/25 14:07:02 Posted by The women formerly known as Bea: What about the chains and hassles? We got to find my sis
03/31/25 14:10:23 Posted by Obi "You owe me" Triple OG: Those tassles stay with the chains... Warp speed, put on this brown bag.
03/31/25 14:22:09 Posted by Pizza Faced Rebel *Caution!*: Still on Tittooeen, planets fighting.. Blend in...
03/31/25 14:28:16 Posted by Tittooeens own : Treat aka "BEA": No shard, shower or future... I shoulda moved to Cali.. Fluckin fish n chips.
03/31/25 14:45:48 Posted by Commercial Break: This story has been brought to you by Carls JR
03/31/25 14:52:51 Posted by Prez. Trump: Attencion ¡Public Safety Alert!: "Got Milkkk?!" BIG DOGe checks of 5K each cummin'.MARKLES self deport now.
03/31/25 14:56:21 Posted by Igloo "Steve", Native Inuit of GL: Why do they want Greenland? Dont they have ice and walrus near white house?
03/31/25 15:03:16 Posted by Mr-Hands of Tittooeen aka Sausage Fingers: Giant salt deposit discovered! Javas decline! Sand whore "Treat" buys Palace.
03/31/25 15:11:05 Posted by Queen GOO of Planet GOO! - Formerly "Tittooeen": Finally...10K yrs of instant camping food & Im free of this sh*thole. TO EARTH!
03/31/25 15:13:58 Posted by Metal Slug - Bug Killa 3000: ROCKET LAUNCHER!!! *Emergency landing..*
03/31/25 15:18:43 Posted by CPFreakio: Wire shorting.... ZZzzzz. Queen Goo!.. GOGOGadget broomstick!
03/31/25 15:21:15 Posted by Lando Sambo Corrillian: Shh yeah its purple... Im the real blck jedi biatch, now get my liquor
03/31/25 15:26:58 Posted by Clone BEA: Back on Earth...: Hows Epstein Island this time father? *Speads her toaster oven*
03/31/25 15:30:08 Posted by Prince Andy (Roo): It was a pleasure as always. Just afraid..that that evil Trump has the video
03/31/25 15:31:21 Posted by Lupin: Wrong again Andrew, for I have the only copy!
03/31/25 15:33:14 Posted by CLONE Eugenie: *Jaw drops* *Eyes the Septor*
03/31/25 15:36:58 Posted by The real real Eugenie (IN CARBONtITE): Cant you unfreeze me from this, I gotta use the John?! SIS....
03/31/25 15:38:30 Posted by Handler Han Cholo Solo: Hang in there Princess, were crashing on this Red planet, MARS!
03/31/25 15:40:27 Posted by P. BEA of YOLK: Mars? Thats where my ancestors home is, home of the original Dinosaur Reptiles..
03/31/25 15:42:47 Posted by Space T-Rex: eee-ee-ahh *Eyes Beaprice* *Puts its tiny hands on her massive BOOTY*
03/31/25 15:50:18 Posted by Stuttering Elon Puss: D-d-dang. Theyre on Mars & theyre overpopulating it already!
03/31/25 15:52:08 Posted by Gambler Trump: *Looks through viewer* We will have to take CA & UK sooner..
03/31/25 15:59:28 Posted by WOKE Htcht vs GNTLZ guy: Am I a women now? Reads Kamalas Manifesto "Self sacrifice is Utopia"
03/31/25 16:02:08 Posted by Yo Momma: So ugly that the Priest said "come back later, exorcisms are Thurs nite"
03/31/25 16:11:48 Posted by The True Princess of York - Eugenie: Still frozen!! The..fuck. Im in storage!? Im the pretty one though... Bea!
03/31/25 16:16:32 Posted by Chief Whitey Joe : Look a hole! Leads somewhere.. Rare Earth minerals! Gold! Advanced tech!
03/31/25 16:20:07 Posted by Queen GOO!: *Sparks saber/slices dino* Resources are my families.. You are all my SUBJECTS!
03/31/25 16:24:46 Posted by *BALLz CRASH!* CapN Ginu: Freeze! Mars now belongs to Friezza! & you, take it off before I ki blast ur ass
03/31/25 16:28:31 Posted by The One formerly known as BEA: HAHAHA you havent seen my next evolution Ginu! *Grabs their ballz* UHH
03/31/25 16:30:27 Posted by "DR" Puss: HER powerz lvl is over NEIN NEIN NEIN-THOUSAND Milli-, IMPROBABLE!
03/31/25 16:32:35 Posted by Prez Trump : Are filming this Elon?!? Shes making allies with the Friezza gang....
03/31/25 16:35:16 Posted by Tranny "Daughter" Musk: Finally! Im normal now thanks to all these freaks
03/31/25 16:41:13 Posted by *Meanwhile* on Howard Steiner radio: Take it to Queen Goo, galactic Chief slut. Doesnt she resemble Beatrice?
03/31/25 16:42:17 Posted by Friezza: No more lousy monkeys! Finally my house merges with the Reptilians!
03/31/25 16:43:44 Posted by Ginu: GINU BLAST! Emporess Goo! What should we do with the twwo clones?
03/31/25 16:45:27 Posted by Emporess Queen Goo! : Finally I rule! Throw them in the pit.. WAIT. Make them have lesbian sxxx!
03/31/25 16:50:42 Posted by Fibby Fortubo "Counsel": Rebellion at Pole-Masift my Queen, the savages are looting & demand orgy w. YOU
03/31/25 16:54:33 Posted by BEA says: "Moral of the Story: Royal life is Nuts, so dont judge!"+: Uhhhh uhhh uhhhh!!!!..... Where are ALL my subjects? I got Nutttella dip
03/31/25 16:57:35 Posted by Meanie Eugenie, Somewhere on Mars..: CANT I HAVE A BREAK! BEATRICE!! Where am I! No more SuperPops. Unfreeze me!
03/31/25 17:13:04 Posted by Docta Puss: Check out my new phreaker box "PINK Box": Turns iPhone speaker mode & yells F@G then pumps in brown noise @ 1000 decibels
03/31/25 17:22:25 Posted by Lewd-i: Tryin'a catch me SWATTIN' Dirt-ay! My iPhones so loud, popo hatin'
03/31/25 17:25:18 Posted by Xin-XingPing: 100 B Yen for whoever brings me the ONE NITE IN BEA video tape!
03/31/25 17:34:46 Posted by Magna Carta K. Charles 111 : I shouldve left her security alone. My niece is ruined! Its worse than that pen.
03/31/25 17:38:27 Posted by Cherry-Poppin's GB Audition: SuperCaliDopeDoesMeExtraFurious-IS More more more!!! Shes a ho for mo
03/31/25 17:41:02 Posted by MI6 *Points*: Nothing to see here..
03/31/25 17:51:19 Posted by Tessla Robot: Gamma-Ray Kaffirs!!!
03/31/25 17:54:30 Posted by Trans Musk: So tired of being lesbian, time to reverse transition like dad says..
03/31/25 17:56:49 Posted by Rocket MAN: WAIT! Ill accept you. *Shows Pic* Can you look like this?
03/31/25 18:00:02 Posted by Imposter: P. BEA Windsore: Chanel number fve! More hair dye! Less tits....PURRRFECT. Tuck it.. "Hi im BEA"
03/31/25 18:03:34 Posted by Elone Mussk: Muhaha, soon the galaxy is mein.. Theyll wear my mark. Then Ill control all..
03/31/25 18:11:49 Posted by Roy "Gerbil" - Final wishes: Note: Why did I marry a giant Gerbil? P.S.: If you find my body its no accident.
03/31/25 18:16:03 Posted by BIG BirdMan: NO, Bea marry me, Im your biggest fan! Gotcha this ring with this *BLINGBLING*
03/31/25 18:16:34 Posted by Imposter BEA: O.K.!
03/31/25 18:20:38 Posted by BirrrMan: Ill do anythang for yo BB! Even kill a sucka, I want you to know dat
03/31/25 18:23:30 Posted by Imposta BEA: Now, off my uncle Charly. Sicko touched me! Get rid of him at the dinner partay.
03/31/25 18:25:47 Posted by Bir-dMang that nite: Fancy, fancy! *Looks at butterknife* Will have to do.. AHHH! Take this!!!
03/31/25 18:30:49 Posted by B.BB F8K NEWS TV Reporter Hank Stuart: TONIGHT: K(kk). Charles was hospitalized with stabs, comatose.. Sad indeed.
03/31/25 18:32:09 Posted by Elon - watching TV: My plot is coming together perfectly. With the world in limbo, now is my chance
03/31/25 18:38:54 Posted by DOGe (Un)Paid Trainee *Dumps Jar of Hormones down toilet*: Into the water supply.. Being the last guys on Earth well get laid for sure
03/31/25 18:43:06 Posted by E-Law-N M-u-sk: Ha, thats mutant F35, in 5 min theyll all be turning. Hrry aboard my rocket!
03/31/25 18:45:28 Posted by Imposter BEA: So.. Were going to Mars?
03/31/25 18:47:58 Posted by MUSKKK: Killings easier than solutions, son err daughter. 3 more min the Earth is OURS!
03/31/25 18:49:12 Posted by Random Bypasser (TURNING): UH-ah-eeeee-oooh ahah HELP!!!!! *Hair sprouts everywhere*
03/31/25 18:50:11 Posted by Fake BEA: Butt you were supposed to make them... THEYRE FURRIES now! Not fair
03/31/25 18:51:50 Posted by Elow Musk: UKs own gene splicing experiments against the wo-wo-world!
03/31/25 18:53:48 Posted by Hippo-Furry Hybrid "Person": Ever f*ck a hippo before, cuz I gotta crush!? We're not dangerous...
03/31/25 19:06:47 Posted by Slothboy: Now I have a reason to lay around furr eating & T-V
03/31/25 19:11:05 Posted by Third Reich Chancellor Hitler: Now is time to rise again! Hurry, gather all the fur untermensch!
03/31/25 19:13:39 Posted by Former Reich Chancellor Schultz: Here ist mein helichopper mein fuhrer!!
03/31/25 19:16:20 Posted by Adolf Schickelgruber: SS. Luftwaffa! DE Army! Eastern People! Wheres Brown shirts?
03/31/25 19:18:31 Posted by Hitler? Visnu Avatar?!: Could it be
03/31/25 19:20:30 Posted by Portal Opens: HellBoi: Daddya! Daddy Adolf!
03/31/25 19:22:33 Posted by Adolf "Shickelgruber": Next week destroy t mosque to make way for the Jewish Temple!
03/31/25 19:23:27 Posted by Eva Braun: What!? The end is near!
03/31/25 19:26:43 Posted by Jesus....on water: Read your Bible, Hitler was a hunter, prophecized..
03/31/25 19:27:22 Posted by Italian Cave Jew: But I'm of the chosen people!
03/31/25 19:28:33 Posted by Hister: Did you forget about me?
03/31/25 19:30:38 Posted by Baby Hitler: Thou shall notudge. KILL. STEAL +++++++
03/31/25 19:32:15 Posted by If Hitler had Jesus in Heart: He's surely in Heaven.. Hitler spoke of Providence!
03/31/25 19:33:40 Posted by Future White Person: Is it true he was so powerful they prayed to him? Hitler..
03/31/25 19:35:17 Posted by Lightbeing (from Outerspace): We've come to end this madness! Beams up BEA
03/31/25 19:35:45 Posted by Adolf: Haha kaput is Das transl
03/31/25 19:37:10 Posted by Beavis: I bet like teen bucks there's no apocolypse!
03/31/25 19:38:20 Posted by Preacher Man: *Shoots Beavis*
03/31/25 19:40:20 Posted by EUNICH : Some people still got balls!
03/31/25 19:42:37 Posted by Eli Musk: Where's my daughter? We were here. Ahh! Heil Hitler!!!!
03/31/25 19:43:47 Posted by Hitler: From now on I'm the boss!! You are good German Musk
03/31/25 19:46:04 Posted by Adolf: Stop demolition Jew! It's me Hitler!?
03/31/25 19:47:05 Posted by Hamas: Dang! That's like the third time that Hitler saved the world.
03/31/25 19:48:14 Posted by Ring around a Rosy: All: Let hold hands! Furries, jews, fag's? We are the world!
03/31/25 19:50:47 Posted by Das Juden Dreamin': To live off compound interest on your money!
03/31/25 19:52:02 Posted by Sepherdic Jew: Its Hitler! He's evil! Stop killing! Evil!
03/31/25 19:53:50 Posted by Hitler: Let these people be free, Jew!
03/31/25 19:55:52 Posted by Curly the Jew: Hurry to machines! Consume!!!
03/31/25 19:57:00 Posted by Dozer Juden: Muhaa! Die Amazon rainforest! Only toothpicks now!
03/31/25 19:59:10 Posted by The real real Bea (Original): Burp!! I'm back. 3 million dino loads later..
03/31/25 20:05:20 Posted by Super Austrian Scientist: Our EMP weaponry is ready!! The jews will be rendered useless!
03/31/25 20:08:08 Posted by Fun Fact 101: Where is Prussia? Where is Israel? Who lies to who
03/31/25 20:10:58 Posted by Soro the Money: Haha they are all under my Jewish mind control! ZZZ. What, my radiowaves!!!
03/31/25 20:12:56 Posted by Deutsch Danke Adolf: Danke Musk. Dank Queen Goo! We can all live normal again
03/31/25 20:14:21 Posted by Queen BEATRICE: That's right, I'm marrying Hitler! You're all my bitches!!!!
03/31/25 20:18:44 Posted by They Live Happily EVER after..: Credits: Hitler & BEA (No Jew, you don't get any!)
03/31/25 20:19:57 Posted by P. Beatrice: I guess polygamy is cool afterall
03/31/25 20:25:49 Posted by Russian Soldier aka cannon fodder : Why do we fight Slavic people! Hitler is amassing an army!
03/31/25 20:30:41 Posted by Vladimir Putang: Hitler has no chance against my Golden Hoarde!
03/31/25 20:32:42 Posted by Belarus President: Don't forget original Slavic people, the Belarussians!
03/31/25 20:36:30 Posted by Dr. Mengele the Third: Finally! Here ist the virus to pinpoint target their genome! Heheheeee
03/31/25 20:39:29 Posted by Hitler to Mengele : Excellent..What about the twin production solution or the Aryan people!
03/31/25 20:41:29 Posted by Dr. MENGELE: I will work faster mein fuhrer.. We will have all the liebensrahm we will need
03/31/25 20:42:59 Posted by Doctor: Here, take your "Vitamins"
03/31/25 20:52:43 Posted by Q.BEATRICE Windsor-Hitler: Hun you wanna? *Spreads out on bed*
03/31/25 20:55:43 Posted by Adolf Hitler: Nein! I need more Uber super weapons! Why do you dress....
03/31/25 20:58:01 Posted by Goth Bea Gotha: Like this? It's called the Goth look & it's all the rage rn
03/31/25 21:00:02 Posted by Adolpho Huttler: Not quite the classic Aryan look, though i like
03/31/25 21:02:37 Posted by Boss Huttler: Bring me Ivanka too!!
03/31/25 21:04:52 Posted by Eva Braun: Oh!! You have company!
03/31/25 21:14:07 Posted by BeatRICE: What? Why am I tied up again!? Why this.....harness... HUN!
03/31/25 21:15:16 Posted by Hitler: Got back your twennythree&me results, you ist NOT pure German stock! GREEK
03/31/25 21:17:08 Posted by BEA: Im only some Greek! Plz. Its called CLASS Hitler, where's yours?
03/31/25 21:20:05 Posted by Hitler: quote of the day "The Bearer of the Best Blood should Rule": Thats me, now take your punishment GREEK STYLE.... *THRUSTS*
03/31/25 21:22:27 Posted by EVA : Try to be a good wife, or you will be part of Mengele's human centipede!
03/31/25 21:26:51 Posted by Hitler: Leader of Thule Society - Leader of the FREE World: Unite all Germanic peoples & destroy Rus! *ROMAN SALUTE*
03/31/25 21:32:16 Posted by Sitzpinker from Worms: Oh, I have to stand up (for myself)! *Salute* Better than hosting slime....
03/31/25 21:35:15 Posted by Ivan "The Terrible" Oozer: Guess whos back? Now with all of NATO. Make way for the man with the plan..
03/31/25 21:37:50 Posted by SO THE BATTLE FOR EARTH REALM BEGINS: Which side will you choose?
03/31/25 21:39:09 Posted by Joesph Biden: Uh why do I still have the portable red button? Maybe I should tell someone..
03/31/25 21:45:27 Posted by Yellow Cake Man says: Congratz Dems for spending: Ya just enslaved the next 3 gen's to debt and labor
03/31/25 21:47:21 Posted by Democrat = Repeat Victim, loser, fool, idiot: Why do I have to work?! Why cant the world be equal and transgender
03/31/25 21:50:00 Posted by Democrat Johnny from Philly: K&A is fucked up. How about we destroy Texas and all America too? Makes sense..
03/31/25 22:20:45 Posted by A constellation prize for you losers: Since you read my free story, tomorrow I'll throw some tips
03/31/25 22:23:52 Posted by Dear Brad: im the Dead baby who's ID you stole: My parents faked my death to get insurance. Help, got BTC?
03/31/25 22:28:02 Posted by Brad Carter : It was was all a story afterall rumpelskilskin! Here's 3 BTC to the Addy mailed
03/31/25 22:29:26 Posted by Oliver Twist: Please sir may I have some more?
03/31/25 22:33:32 Posted by To Gen X : Get off your phone, get a life, talk to someone then get a job.
03/31/25 22:35:06 Posted by Evil Lil Little Miss : Don't fuck this guy he is the NS leader and he's upset you raided our servers
03/31/25 22:37:32 Posted by Why does Boston have a donut shop every corner?: Because it's all cops, whores & drunks. You're the obesity problem.
03/31/25 22:39:29 Posted by JB Cooper: 300lb desk sergeant, get up before you fuse to that or the toilet ya fatass
03/31/25 22:40:55 Posted by Kim-Son: Eat only pearl rice. It's good for your chi.
03/31/25 22:49:44 Posted by Xingxing DR Plot w UK ex: Nono more. Feet cold!
03/31/25 22:50:57 Posted by Doctor: Here Chairman grand Chinese emporer is your vitamin routine!
03/31/25 22:52:02 Posted by Xing: Doctor hurry. I need watch nineties Hong Kong triad movie
03/31/25 22:52:56 Posted by Doctor Lee: Chairman soon strong like ox with herb from mountains
03/31/25 22:55:12 Posted by XinJinPing: A haha they eachother! Stupid Hong Kong. I need call NK Kim
03/31/25 22:56:22 Posted by Kim Jong Un: Yeah! I make war. Soon my missiles reach Mars to kill more capitalists
03/31/25 22:58:07 Posted by JinXingPing Chairman Phoneloser: Ah how is war? We keep selling the enemies our trash again and again
03/31/25 22:59:58 Posted by Phoneloser Grand Chairman: Soon Chinatown in every city in Gold Mountain!!! PLA assemble.
03/31/25 23:01:59 Posted by Whites Demand 80b Gold Deposit from Chairman: Reparations for soiled Aryan land of the Tocharian kingdoms
03/31/25 23:02:50 Posted by XingXingPing: No fuck you Trump, you give me gold!!?!!
03/31/25 23:04:40 Posted by Operation PaperTigers: Assembled in 🇹🇼
03/31/25 23:06:10 Posted by Canned Dog: Roof! Their on the roof!
03/31/25 23:09:11 Posted by Iran: I ran so far away...: Beatrice is the one that ok'd the operation
03/31/25 23:10:13 Posted by Bea: Haha bugs die best with Napalm! The roof is on fire!
03/31/25 23:12:13 Posted by Is it WW3? Get ready Z fighters: Kaccarrot here
03/31/25 23:16:19 Posted by Electric Auger Bot: We are Musks spy nano bots under your home
03/31/25 23:17:23 Posted by Hitler: Musk genius again! Why didn't you mention it?
03/31/25 23:19:03 Posted by Tranny Musk: Because he put them in all the ladies room walls..
03/31/25 23:19:53 Posted by Musk: I'm hunting reptilians with analogue based hardware. No iot devices.
03/31/25 23:22:00 Posted by Mothers Against The Musks: Guilty!! Make sure he gets the maximum penalty, Texas style!!!
03/31/25 23:22:30 Posted by Granny Musk: Oh yeah and he's Hitler too!
03/31/25 23:24:15 Posted by Mussk: I talk like this-Ttooto make you low IQ retards feel better
03/31/25 23:25:35 Posted by Musk family says fuck you Earthlings: Found effective on Mars, all aboard the evolution!
03/31/25 23:29:23 Posted by President in 2046 : Drink Brawndo!
03/31/25 23:33:54 Posted by New Chinese Emporer: Bow before the Emporer King of all Cathay
03/31/25 23:35:05 Posted by Earth: Fuck I'm bout to give out bro... *huffs carbon monoxide*
03/31/25 23:37:28 Posted by Red Deer Yellow River People: We Han demand more garage from USA to make to products for you.
03/31/25 23:39:06 Posted by 2055; USA & Chinese PLA merge: No wo ai ni, no shi shi ni... fight kill all Russians
03/31/25 23:40:25 Posted by 2074 UN assumes world gov: Taking on massive debt and despair.
03/31/25 23:43:34 Posted by John Tittor JR 2096: Worlds lungs collapse
03/31/25 23:44:44 Posted by Shame on you niggz & eco freaks: Destruction of history is everyone's end you fools.
03/31/25 23:46:49 Posted by Click click bok tooboo: What about aboriginal and native people?
03/31/25 23:48:53 Posted by Don Donnie Trump: We got a new gambling licensing system controlled by you Chiefs you know
03/31/25 23:49:50 Posted by Chief Soars with Eagle: Good. We will start on your pyramid then.
03/31/25 23:52:27 Posted by Ronald McDonald: There's the hamburger!
03/31/25 23:54:16 Posted by Don Trump (Actual): Are you listening Bernstein? Exit on all stock positions. Code dump.
03/31/25 23:58:04 Posted by The Baron himself: Sic boy sic.. good bullmastif! Another dog chow commie
04/01/25 00:02:20 Posted by Trump: F*cking Chinese must of bought UK invisibility camo capabilities.. hmm
04/01/25 00:03:35 Posted by Ivanka: Omg McDonald's again dad? I knew that stool was out of wack, it was a Chinaman
04/01/25 00:07:12 Posted by The Donald: Quick fan your fingers in front of your face to find more.
04/01/25 00:07:43 Posted by Ivanka: Dad.....
04/01/25 00:08:08 Posted by Trump: I always said though that you look like your mother..
04/01/25 00:14:22 Posted by Don Trump 47s Fix: Tenn cola lined up & burgers!
04/01/25 00:16:26 Posted by Ivanka: Dad i wanna be a model!: I want to explore Europe & dump my jew husband for a redhead like you!!
04/01/25 00:17:05 Posted by 47: Ivanka models are whores & you have to eat more for the next bb
04/01/25 00:18:59 Posted by Ivanka: Give me a billion, or ill tell mom you tucked all the Lithuanian maids we had..!
04/01/25 00:20:40 Posted by Trump : Ivanka! Haven't I treated you fair?
04/01/25 00:21:43 Posted by Ivanka *Throws Lamp*: I don't give a fuck! About you or that cuck husband!
04/01/25 00:25:17 Posted by Ivanka: Forbes foourhundrd! Or else!
04/01/25 00:30:00 Posted by Bianca Trump: Like Ivanka calm down...
04/01/25 00:30:35 Posted by Ivanka Trmp: Shut up, I was always the pretty one!!
04/01/25 00:36:04 Posted by Bus-full of missing Wohacans Pictured on Milk carton : Buried in Brad's backyard yo! Dig eastward..
04/01/25 00:37:50 Posted by Agent-OrangeMan: Why am I wasting my time on this Brad fuck? Nuke Beijing!!
04/01/25 00:44:11 Posted by Ex-General Millie: *Snaps aerial photos* Got him now!
04/01/25 00:49:32 Posted by Trump Card: Was a gust of wind that set off the button.. Why did Biden have it?
04/01/25 00:51:25 Posted by Newscaster Megan @ BigBC: Is it true sir that there's only a handful of Han left after the "incident"
04/01/25 00:54:26 Posted by Trump 47: Its true..all blew themselves up after Biden pressed a rogue Red bttn
04/01/25 00:57:33 Posted by 47: No more smart Han. Now all work in field.. haha
04/01/25 01:01:59 Posted by 47 Trump: ThreeBilli Chinese had to go. We will colonize mainland w Taiwanese now.
04/01/25 01:04:18 Posted by In remembrance of Han: We remaining Han present you Trump a genuine ride paddy hat!
04/01/25 01:04:45 Posted by Trump: *Points to hat on head*
04/01/25 01:09:05 Posted by News Reporter from MsBdsm: Is it true you overloaded their defensive with a fast all out attack?
04/01/25 01:12:46 Posted by Prez 47: We cant confirm or deny that info at this time! Look over here..
04/01/25 01:17:35 Posted by Torture Book V. 1: Shoot their limbs over & over. Empty whole mags. Let them bleed out.
04/01/25 01:18:55 Posted by Vitcong Vietnip: Hotpot hawkpoo! We claim mainland China!
04/01/25 01:20:21 Posted by Veitcong Kiang: Ha! Baton!!! Soon our tunnels under all China!
04/01/25 01:21:36 Posted by Fun Fact - The Longer Peace: Said to have lasted nine years
04/01/25 01:22:53 Posted by Vietnamese : We not get enough rice from UN!! Need eat dead CHINESE
04/01/25 01:24:32 Posted by Mmmm Viet Big now!: Ahhh no Japanese! Swords, Yakuza & Sumo!! Run
04/01/25 01:25:40 Posted by Vietnamese: Ok ok we make deal five you half our rice. No fair Trump!
04/01/25 01:26:27 Posted by Moral of the story : Don't get greedy you fucks
04/01/25 01:29:49 Posted by June CingXiao-Pow: Why i steal white man's money? My family all die! Cries
04/01/25 01:32:59 Posted by Trump 2067: Todat, I rule remaining Han & nips to build our future sky railways!
04/01/25 01:35:08 Posted by Silly Sino Rice boy: PLA will be back.. No more chocolates in our cities!
04/01/25 01:37:25 Posted by Mary Han: No black man too big too big!!!!
04/01/25 01:39:23 Posted by Mary Massage Co: Table shower massage fooursevvin-hr. Love you long time!
04/01/25 01:50:00 Posted by Eugenie-Slab: Can anyone hear me? I'm tired of coconut juices & superpops
04/01/25 01:51:17 Posted by Bea: Hi sis.. This is bf Lupin! We're getting married
04/01/25 01:53:12 Posted by Eugenie *Blinded from the freeze*: I still can't see! Bea, how did this happen?
04/01/25 01:54:34 Posted by Lupin: Hehe he let me help her *slips off bracelet*
04/01/25 01:56:41 Posted by BEA: Stop the drama¡!!: You're just jealous that I'm the pretty one, now... Oh Lupin!
04/01/25 01:57:32 Posted by Lupin : *Flips Switch-Blade* ah heehhehe
04/01/25 01:59:18 Posted by Bea: Be quick Lupin!: The solar layline bus arrives in twenny minutes...
04/01/25 02:01:52 Posted by Eugeniè P. from UK: Nooo *runs* fast blindly before falling...
04/01/25 02:02:52 Posted by Lupin: Hehe mind if I have some fun first, hun? *Grabs chest* hehehe
04/01/25 02:05:16 Posted by BEA of Yolk: Hurry up & kill her! I wanna shop the Gucci store like a ho
04/01/25 02:06:59 Posted by Lupin : Hehheee *Lifts knife* **EXPLODES**
04/01/25 02:08:59 Posted by Egyptian Terrorist suicide bomber: Haha! Now it's my turn. Hugs Beattice. Sis help!
04/01/25 02:11:53 Posted by Eugenie: Dirt Camel fucker!: *Pulls Kimber from Lupins coat*
04/01/25 02:12:55 Posted by BEatrice: Fucking send this troglodite to hell with the magic bullets soaked on pig blood
04/01/25 02:14:32 Posted by Eugeny Windsore : Fuck ya nailed that child molester loving Arab fuck!
04/01/25 02:15:46 Posted by Sand Worms *burrowing*: **Giant sinkhole opens**
04/01/25 03:52:24 Posted by *Flies* WonderGal: Come with me girls to my magic lesbian Paradise isle. Be free for once!
04/01/25 03:55:47 Posted by Bea: I'm well cultured: I play Mr Chins Gourmet Paradise!! I like the ending
04/01/25 08:13:52 Posted by P. Xena: Welcome..
04/01/25 08:17:45 Posted by Eugenie: Why is Rosy ODonnell here? I vote to caste her out.
04/01/25 08:19:26 Posted by WomderGal: Shunned! Now commence with the rocks
04/01/25 08:19:57 Posted by Rosy: You don't know what you've done I'm a gonner for sure!
04/01/25 08:25:15 Posted by Elons sat feed: Oh yeah!!! Now they're at the sauna hotspring with a waterfall!
04/01/25 08:26:23 Posted by Elon: Did you see them push Rosy down the rocky cliff? Now look!
04/01/25 08:28:31 Posted by Elons "friend": Nake-d girls! *nosebleed* Oh no!!!
04/01/25 08:30:41 Posted by To Tron: I will turn off your program simulation if you do it again.
04/01/25 08:31:44 Posted by Albino White Tiger: Roar!!!!
04/01/25 08:35:19 Posted by Venezuelan Migrant : Look! *Binoculars* let's go there..
04/01/25 08:48:52 Posted by Boycott Disney: Or you might end up like one of those kids...
04/01/25 08:54:16 Posted by P. BEA: Time for my milk bath lalalalaaa
04/01/25 08:54:55 Posted by Venezuelan : Hii I've been walking a long time...can I join you?
04/01/25 08:55:37 Posted by Elon: Wow these people have no respect for private property!
04/01/25 08:57:32 Posted by Sandy Texan: Castle law *opens fire with ar*
04/01/25 08:58:31 Posted by Venezuelan: Where do i go?? My country sucks
04/01/25 12:30:03 Posted by anonymous: Yif yidf
04/01/25 12:31:07 Posted by CJ: Grove street mothsfuckaz!
04/01/25 12:34:10 Posted by Pablo: Where'd all the pretty girls go?
04/01/25 12:35:24 Posted by Wondergal: We have to escape from the isle to Atlantis to see Neptune
04/01/25 12:39:11 Posted by BEA of Yolk: Why does this wetsuit feel like a magnum condom.. I'm not a seal!
04/01/25 12:40:00 Posted by P. EUGENIE: Shut up & start swimming.. *dive*
04/01/25 12:42:09 Posted by Friezza: Finally!! It's here, more valuable than the Dragonsballz...
04/01/25 12:45:25 Posted by Ginu *Looks at map from Ghengis days*: This ancient map places the antichrists seal HERE, near old Dheli.
04/01/25 12:49:10 Posted by Friezza: its only been 800 years: Awaken an army of dead fighters..
04/01/25 12:50:35 Posted by Ginu *Smashes seal*: *Big grin, whoooosh*
04/01/25 12:52:01 Posted by Scout w Scanner: No way!! The airs different now *Booo*
04/01/25 12:52:45 Posted by Mystery Unknown: Who summons us, more specifically ME?
04/01/25 12:59:51 Posted by Friezza: Fight with us against the Z fighters, NATO & possibly the Angels!! Ahha
04/01/25 13:01:08 Posted by Unknown: Out flows the souls of lives past!! An army of the supernatural...
04/01/25 13:02:56 Posted by SCOUT: Who grabbed me? What! I sense them all over now. Impossible! *Boo!*
04/01/25 13:03:41 Posted by Friezza: A new stage for this whole Planet! Ahahhahaaa
04/01/25 13:13:58 Posted by Satanic Freakazoid: The devil is upset & demands sacrafice!! We have to crucify our own savior
04/01/25 13:14:34 Posted by Concerned Mom: No you monster, give me back Johnny!!
04/01/25 13:16:19 Posted by Cop Car: *Weeewhoowewhoooo*
04/01/25 13:17:30 Posted by Preacher Man: The end is near. Somethings going on out there..
04/01/25 13:27:24 Posted by Frankenstein: Uhhwerrr uherrrrr uhhh
04/01/25 13:29:07 Posted by Cult Leader: Drink the coolaid
04/01/25 13:30:40 Posted by Friezza *Evolves* : Ah! These people see me as a spiritual figure
04/01/25 13:31:40 Posted by Vampire Girl: You are...the devil... *Jaw Drops*
04/01/25 13:32:40 Posted by Preacher: That devil! I hope Jesus & Santa Claus get here soon..
04/01/25 13:34:18 Posted by Angry MOB: Let's kill it! & Frankenstein too!
04/01/25 13:36:31 Posted by Leroy says fuck 291: Big pimpin' Foodstamps don't buy shit these days
04/01/25 13:37:55 Posted by Psycho Killer Jefferey: *Adjusts Aviator Frames* *Stares* *Breathes heavily**
04/01/25 13:39:03 Posted by Jefferey : Hello, would you like to see my apartment? I have party "favors"
04/01/25 13:40:12 Posted by Leroy: Crack! I'll follow you! You want me to wear handcuffs, but why?
04/01/25 13:43:29 Posted by JEFFREY time!!!: I'm a detective come with me to the substation.. well get you helped out
04/01/25 13:44:41 Posted by Leroy : Im tired this shit. Cut me loose from this couch. This ain't no station!
04/01/25 13:47:46 Posted by Fun Fact: There are up to 50 active serial killers operating US streets.
04/01/25 13:48:53 Posted by Leroy: Niggga why do i hear power tools! *squirms*
04/01/25 13:51:09 Posted by Jefferey Daner *Starts 2 mini chainsaws*: Ran out of battery on the drill. Hmm. I always wanted to try this one..
04/01/25 13:52:39 Posted by Leroy : Why are you doing this! Man help!! Shiittt
04/01/25 13:59:01 Posted by Jefferey *Sawwwww*: "Reasons".. excuses/justification. Ah the yellow stuff! Now this is entertaining
04/01/25 14:00:09 Posted by FrankenLeroy: Uhhhhhh. I l
04/01/25 14:01:15 Posted by Disco Dan: Disco shit! Disco shit! Disco shit! Ya dig? Contact Brad
04/01/25 15:02:41 Posted by ARNOLD for Governor AGAIN: Stop being a girly man Brad, maybe try some HGH
04/01/25 15:08:00 Posted by Gargoyle Statue: Booogaboogabooga!
04/01/25 15:12:17 Posted by Johnny: Mommy!? Im never going outside again!! *cries*
04/01/25 15:13:43 Posted by Cow: Moo!!
04/01/25 15:15:15 Posted by Random Tip: Top three percent of producers have a life plan
04/01/25 15:17:29 Posted by BlackBeard: MANA = Meta Coin | KRP = Dividend Symbol | Mode Mobile = Common Stock
04/02/25 07:31:53 Posted by Emo Man: I think were onto something: Crystals in things, vibrate at frequency to trigger actions in electronics
04/02/25 07:38:14 Posted by 1hz= +1 second: 32,768 Hz divided by 215 on circuit: When my phonon equipment becomes commercially available, you are all fucked
04/02/25 07:49:33 Posted by Also According to (GPT); look into SDR/colored noises: Handles change of signal change, thks for the ban gpt
04/02/25 07:51:32 Posted by Eazzy: Next week Brad will teach to fool the Random number generator in slots
04/02/25 07:53:22 Posted by My Terminator is evolving: Variable element, invisibility, transmission, masks sound
04/06/25 10:00:51 Posted by Custard Gas: We kill them with kindness
04/06/25 12:19:15 Posted by DJ STYLE: Its a thrill to sell the pills that kill, fiends gettin high offa 5 dolla bill.
04/06/25 12:19:40 Posted by DJ STYLE: Your mommas soft like jelly thats why i put it in her belly.
04/06/25 12:20:58 Posted by DJ STYLE: Your momz wanted ta tell me, so I pissed on her like R Kelly
04/06/25 12:23:01 Posted by DJ STYLE: Know lifes bleak, though ya didnt have to turn both cheeks.: Relish the moment, now own it. Cock the glock & blow the beater.
04/06/25 12:25:15 Posted by DJ STYLE: Tell us! Was it uncle Skeeter? That fucking puppet, blowin his trumpet.
04/06/25 12:26:00 Posted by It was Tron: Tron did it!
04/06/25 12:28:18 Posted by Old Man: Turn off the blue screen & see the light! Go outside loser.
04/06/25 14:10:55 Posted by FreeSpeechPatriot: & I'm glad to be an American, where at least I know I got food.
04/07/25 17:00:47 Posted by In NYC the rats are so well fed: Its said some resemble people
04/07/25 17:02:50 Posted by List Chinese with those that eat people: Next to Mexicans and Jefferey
04/07/25 17:04:37 Posted by Your momma is so fat: She wears the conveyer belts around her hip to hold her britches up
04/07/25 17:06:02 Posted by Your momma so poor: She won $50 lotto ticket then fucked the Miami dolphins pack to celebrate
04/07/25 17:07:39 Posted by Your momma is so dumb, she lost her baby : She had problems sweeping with a broom, her mind went in a loop
04/07/25 17:08:30 Posted by In that moment she realized: My baby! She left it outside the car whilst shutting the door.
04/07/25 17:10:25 Posted by She went outside, then....: A truck in that same spot! What! NO! *Lifts truck* MY BABY!!! "Lucky"
04/07/25 18:51:53 Posted by Request: Lets get a PLA Phoneloser strain of weed going yo
04/07/25 18:53:23 Posted by "Goldbox": Take a trip and dont even leave the living room!
04/07/25 18:58:36 Posted by Genetics dont lie: Genetic Cross: Gorilla Glue|Blue Dream|Raspberry Runtz|Purple mystery strain
04/08/25 04:28:59 Posted by Cuz I went from analogue to digital : & its all good nigga nigga
04/13/25 07:06:52 Posted by Your Mammi: Woo child things is gonna get more beautifuler
04/14/25 07:44:14 Posted by Your Momma such a ho: She joined 15 gangster, got banged in & keeps joining em
04/14/25 07:45:33 Posted by Your Momma: Turns tricks for coco puffs
04/17/25 17:30:14 Posted by Atmospheric Water Generator: Decentralize from the tap, collect rain water too! Tin foil hats
04/19/25 08:29:37 Posted by Ching-Chong HK: Free HK!
04/19/25 08:32:40 Posted by Xing Xing Ping : Haha capture the minority people and Hong Kongers, make them work in labor camp!
04/19/25 08:34:14 Posted by Taiwan President: Lock missiles on Beijing, home in on Chairman!!! Keep tracking him
04/19/25 08:35:19 Posted by US Street Militia: Can you confirm its the Chairman and not body double or robot?
04/19/25 08:36:50 Posted by President Taiwan "confirmed from Maoist medical records": We know its him, he has bellybutton and odd birthmark on toes
04/19/25 08:38:10 Posted by Elawn Muusk "My satellites track him even on the toilet": Even his Japanese spray toilet spies on him
04/19/25 08:39:46 Posted by Spider Christians: Dont forget about the Spider Christians!!! Converts from spaccce
04/19/25 08:43:37 Posted by NEW CHINESE EMPEROR DECREE: new CCP rules on restroom time limits, 2 minutes max.: By order of the new Chinese Emperor, Chop-Chop
04/19/25 08:45:01 Posted by Chinese Nuclear Fallout Survivor: New rules such booshit, me work twenty hours a day no eat
04/19/25 08:46:58 Posted by Radioactive Panda: Arrrrrr *Bites apart Xing Xing Ping*
04/19/25 08:47:46 Posted by XING XING PING: Help comrade! Shoot, shoot shoot now !!!
04/19/25 08:49:10 Posted by NK Kim Jun Un: No no no shoot! CCP law #57 says to execute anyone who hurts panda. Hold!!!