This show will prove that 9 of 10 Americans have an irrational fear of microwaves. The opening song is a parody of Mistadobalina by Del And The Funky Homosapien Bunch, the ending song is Digging Out by Milk Plus. If you like the calls you heard in this episode, then you’ll probably like the podcast…
Read moreToday’s show is a collection of calls to trailer park managers who rarely seem to have time for my immature shenanigans. Intro music vocals by DKM90, some of the background music is Borderline by Camper Van Beethoven, ending song is Sublevel Rhapsody by Redbox and the Chilipeppers. If you like the calls you heard in…
Read moreIt’s that time of year again, when people drag all their crap onto the lawn and sell it for bargain basement prices. And they sometimes include their phone number in their Craiglist ad. Which means phone calls from me. Calls from this episode are mostly taken from Snow Plow Show 486 – Yard Sale Sunday…
Read moreSome businesses out there like to do “silent auctions” where they leave out a paper for you to put your name and phone number on to buy an item. And my listeners love sending me photos of these lists when they find them. Here are some calls I made last year to a few bidders…
Read moreBecause of Matthew in Washington you’re about to hear some calls I made two years ago pretending to be with the city and telling people all the crazy things we’re about to do with their private property. Today’s version of the intro song is from HD-flat Beats. The background music during the end is Mind…
Read moreHere’s a show filled with calls to members of a church. Thanks, DKM90, for helping us eliminate Carol’s vocals in at least some of the shows. Visit DKM90 on Facebook and YouTube, or search for him on Spotify and iTunes. If you like the calls you heard in this episode, then you’ll probably like the…
Read moreToday’s episode brings you a small collection of my neighbors who don’t care that I got dog poop in my hair while I was lying in their lawns in the middle of the night. Opening intro song by Carol with beats by Del, background music during the outro is Applause by Lady Gaga, ending music is…
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This show exposes the seedy underbelly of the dart league world, including their heartless pursuits of money at the expense of helpless animals, their cold-hearted killing abilities, their willingness to drop what they’re doing to go kill someone, and their wish that I would just die under a rock. It’s all here in this hard-hitting […]
Read moreThis collection of calls is mostly from 2015, with a couple from 2016 thrown in. They’re calls to customers of a few shoe stores who aren’t used to shoe orders being such a hassle. The new intro song is by Carol. Background music is Try by Pink. If you like the calls you heard in […]
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I can’t believe that after nearly a year of shows and 23 episodes, I still haven’t done a show dedicated to oil change pranks. Episode 24 contains a few of my favorite lube job calls from 2015 and 2016. The opening music is Mista Dobalina by Del The Funky Homosapien and the ending music is […]
Read moreToday’s show contains only three calls, but they’re long and awesome because you can’t go wrong with calls about tunnels underneath houses. If you like the calls you heard in this episode, then you’ll probably like my other podcast, called The Snow Plow Show. I also pop up occasionally on the shows you find on […]
Read moreToday’s show takes a few of the best Halloween themed prank calls from 2016 and 2017 shows and presents them to you in a single, easy-to-digest show, devoid of long rambling intros, phone news, and thirty minutes of listener voicemails. Here’s a link to download Devo Spice’s PC Halloween and here’s MC Wreckshin’s My House […]
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Customers who’ve made online complaints against their local grocery stores get to deal with Mr. Dobalina’s horrible customer service skills as he fails to resolve their complaints, but at the same time causes them to look at things from a different perspective while teaching them a valuable life lesson. This show takes you through the […]
Read moreThis episode is the exciting sequel to episode 19, where I called guests who’d recently stayed in a hotel to accuse them of various wacky things. Or maybe it’s more like a remake or a reboot, since it’s essentially the same plot but with slightly different situations. Either way, enjoy this one! If you like […]
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Today’s episode has some angry hotel guests. Angry that they got caught stealing from us, angry that they got called out for peeing in the beds, angry that they can’t successfully scam us out of a fat stack of ones. You know, THOSE kinds of guests. If you like the calls you heard in this […]
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This episode introduces apartment managers to the latest YouTube craze – my channel where I flush insane things down the toilet, like Skittles and drywall mud. For some reason they have a problem with me living the dream, probably because they’re jealous. Visit the Weird Stuff YouTube channel Listen to the Will It Flush episode […]
Read moreToday’s episode dives back into the world of a homeowner’s association ruled by Frank, which you first heard call to back in episode 12. Pretty much all of these calls are centered around the previous night’s fireworks celebrations. The opening song is by Parry Gripp. The background music is Magic Fly by Space. Ending music is Hutzumi […]
Read moreIn today’s show I call unsuspecting improv partners to do skits about self-driving robot cars and space. The opening song is by Parry Gripp. The background music is Magic Fly by Space. Ending music is Robot Parade by They Might Be Giants. Be sure to watch today’s episode of Calls of Mass Confusion on YouTube […]
Read moreIn today’s episode we’ll be talking to owners of dogs who use a community dog park which I think is a part of a home owners association. You’ll hear me ask dog owners to stop smelling their dog’s poop, demand that they like the dog park page on Facebook, and ask that age-old question: WHO’S […]
Read moreToday’s episode features people still caring what their phone number is, even though nobody memorizes phone numbers anymore. We tell a few people that we’re with the phone company and that we’ve given their phone number to someone more important than them. If you like the calls you heard in this episode, then you’ll probably […]
Read moreToday’s episode contains nothing but calls to homeowners who live under the strict rule of their local homeowners association. You’ll hear a lot of references to Frank, who was one of the big wigs at that HoA. He probably had the most interesting week ever after our calls. If you like the calls you […]
Read moreToday’s episode contains nothing but calls to homeowners who live under the strict rule of their local homeowners association. You’ll hear a lot of references to Frank, who was one of the big wigs at that HoA. He probably had the most interesting week ever after our calls. If you like the calls you […]
Read moreSome residents of an apartment complex can’t obey a simple request that they not draw all over the sidewalks with chalk like a bunch of 5-year-olds. We also listen to a few more of those car recall pranks, but this time they’re much shorter calls. If you like the calls you heard in this episode, […]
Read moreThis episode is basically just one long prank, made to a family who believed for awhile that their car would never go faster than 55 MPH again. Opening music by Redbox and the Chilipeppers, background music is Perfect Timing by David Lee Roth and ending music is Cooking By The Book by Crazy Town, featuring […]
Read moreI do a reference check on a listener who has dug an intricate network of tunnels all over town, and attempt to hook up electrical service for tenants who happen to live under apartment buildings. These calls were taken from episode 431 of The Snow Plow Show. Opening music is Crazy Weirdo by Parry Gripp. […]
Read moreThis show contains a few calls where I let people know that I just don’t like them, and a few more Car Ding calls. Opening and ending music is called Ten Digits Later by El Hombre and today’s background music is The Hotline by The Pool Boys. If you like the calls you heard in […]
Read moreToday’s episode features a call by Trainwreck and has a couple of calls to customers who accidentally called us for bank loan information and a few calls to people who signed a petition to stop a crosswalk from completely ruining their entire town. Listen to Trainwreck’s prank calls at youtube.com/pranktrainwreck Here’s a link to more […]
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