Denial of Lawn Service Attack

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3 thoughts on “Denial of Lawn Service Attack

  • July 20, 2017 at 6:14 pm
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    So I was thinking, which I do…

    I remember at some point way the fuck back, someone mentioned creating a Roy/RBCP soundboard… I don’t know if it ever actually happened. So hey, remember how everyone hates all your guests and co-hosts? Such an obvious solution. You could invite all sorts of interesting guests/co-hosts, and they could sit there, shut the fuck up like we all want them to, and press buttons on a soundboard, delivering your crushing zingers. There’d be you, and then there would be this mildly retarded, repetitive, less witty version of yourself, co-hosting. I bet it wouldn’t be confusing at all. You could use it when you’re sick, too. Or ALL THE TIME.

    Glad to help you bring the show to new heights.

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  • July 20, 2017 at 7:17 pm
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    To mix it up, you should tell people that you’re from Lawn Doctor. Then when they question your lawn-care expertise you can tell them that you’re a fucking doctor!

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  • July 21, 2017 at 5:28 am
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    Say that you are a lawn guy whose wife was cheating on him. You thought the roycipient was the guy she was cheating with, so you made the lawn grow the words ‘Fuck you, adulterer’ or something. If a woman picks up say the same but you were afraid that your wife turned into a lesbian. Tell her that you wrote ‘Homewrecker’ or something.

    You then found out that it wasn’t him/her and that you sprayed the wrong house. So you are calling to apologize. Refuse to give your name or business information and demand their fogiveness. Get to it you hobo.

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