Nobody Calls Me Stoopit
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We could set up a number for telemarketers to call and fuck with them
Hit on the car. or hit on the person you “dinged”. say you wanna rub up against the car dry humping. or aask them out for a drivethru date
youre bad at life lol xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
The temerity of those important pricks having their assistant call. You should sarcastically play up how important the guy must be to have his lowly assistants take care of his problems. Maybe you could call the assistants serfs or something so they know their place.
I like that the cop helped you out by giving you reasons you could use to explain your behavior.
Is this the food stamp taco lady?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=62a_1475187641
That Canadian IDIOT did nothing but call the police and ask. OF COURSE they’ll discourage it and they’re allowed to lie. come on, Keep up!
You’ve probably been sent this a million times, but here is a news article about a cop who sent a woman a “sorry I tased you” cake:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/apologize-tased-cake-article-1.2812263
(Right time for the thinking cap for ideas)
What about the advertisements you see on the shop windows or the ones you see up on a notice board. People could put up notes that read (If you are having trouble with your computer or in need of tech support phone Brad) then you could start messing with the people who phone up.
Give some leftover ones to TheNumber_3. I didn’t know who that was but just heard 2 pranks and they were both fuckin hilarious
10/10 ish pen pineapple pen!