Ding Fries Are Done

Best cake ever, Jim!
Best cake ever, Jim!

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Brad Carter

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10 thoughts on “Ding Fries Are Done

  • September 19, 2015 at 1:26 am
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    Very awesome that this show incorporated a “Curtis Lee Jones” theme to it! You should do things like this more often to introduce all the awesome things you done in the past to new listeners. Anyway, here are new car ding ideas:

    – You work for “pop-a-lock” and are apologizing for scratching their car as you were opening their door. The person who called to open the door didn’t pay and you would like to collect your fee for unlocking their car.

    – There was a rare monark butterfly that landed on their car and you were trying to catch it with a glass.

    – You’re homeless and scratched the back of their car climbing out of their trunk. You were there since last night.

    – You had an assignment for your Auto Design class that required you to take measurements of the body of a specific car. So, you scratched it dragging measuring tape across various parts of their car.

    – They didn’t say “thank you” when you held the door open for them earlier. So you pee’d on their car door levers.

    – You scratched their hood with your cell phone as you were using an app on your phone to match their paint so you could color match it at Lowes.

  • September 19, 2015 at 4:34 am
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    Me again, how are you doing mr Carter?

    More ideas from the Boggy. (Ben’s pop-a-lock idea sounds cool) that would get them angry.

    Say you gave the car a carwash but you used hydrochloric acid instead of water, ask if there are any problems.

    As you were putting a note on the car you accidentally puntured their tire.

    I’m a teacher and I accidentally dropped all the schoolwork in your car so I had to break in to get it back.I thought I lost all those punishment exercises.

    After a massive meal I couldn’t make it back to my car so I got in your car and farted and burped to my hearts content. I think I may of puked as well, sorry.

    I had a massive nose bleed and it must of gotten over the steering wheel, sorry about that.

    I releashed a wasp from your car.

  • September 20, 2015 at 4:05 am
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    Here’s an idea: You should tell them you scratched the underside because you keep a stash of drugs on the underside of their car (so you can’t get caught for possession), so you follow them around town and reach underneath the car when you need a hit.

  • September 20, 2015 at 5:19 pm
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    Oh god here’s my stupid idea..

    Say you had a flat tire, and you swapped it with theirs, the flat one has fix-a-flat in it so they better not drive more than 45 mph. Also you stripped one of their lugnuts so you had to bash it on with a hammer, and you missed and dinged the side.

  • September 20, 2015 at 7:19 pm
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    Say that when you parked beside their car and tried to use your smart phone, and their hobo car blocked your cell phone signal and had to push their car away a little bit to get a clear signal. But while pushing the car, you made a dent on the car.

  • September 21, 2015 at 4:39 am
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    I kicked the shit outta ur car cause u stole my parking space

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