Day One of Dingtember

sorry i dinged your car

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Brad Carter

I run this town.

9 thoughts on “Day One of Dingtember

  • September 2, 2015 at 7:23 pm
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    Here is an idea for you, Say you peed on their car because you saw something offending on it or they had a support obama sticker on it.

  • September 2, 2015 at 7:28 pm
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    Also you said you wish you knew some car renting place names a few companies would be Hertz and Enterprise.

  • September 2, 2015 at 11:04 pm
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    You should tell someone that you didn’t actually ding their car, you actually fucked their wife and felt guilty so you left the note. Tell them that you dinged their wife’s pussy

  • September 3, 2015 at 1:29 am
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    Car Ding Ideas

    – The door lever became very loose from jerking on it too hard.
    – You were reenacting a dirty dancing scene where you were Patrick Swayze catching your girlfriend jumping off the car and you catching her; however, your gf is fat and dented it jumping off.
    – You’re have a fetish of putting car ding notes on cars just to have people call you up in an attempt to have phone sex.
    – Your dog jumped on top of their car when you threw a frisbee on it.
    – Your friend dared you to jump on their car and do the pledge of allegiance.
    – You are part of the Westboro Baptist Church and you needed to get higher up so people could see the sign you were holding “God hates Fags” or “Thank God for dead soldiers”
    – You are a blind postman and got lost in the parking lot. So, you got on top of their car to hear the flow of traffic and find your way back to your assigned root.
    – You were just notified of your MBA expiring and got so mad that you jumped on top of their car and yelled, “Fuuucckk, Fucckk!”
    – Someome left a note on your car and you simply put it on their car instead. Tell them that some guy named Carlito answered the phone and told you about having sex on your car.
    – If it is a guy, tell them that your friend is making you come out of the closet by putting notes on cars of people who appear to be gay in an attempt to get you a date.
    – Tell them that you just found out that your girlfriend fed your cat mushrooms (Mistress Morgan) and you got so mad that you punched their car.
    – You’re a skitzo. You thought you saw a baby in their car and attempted to break the window to get it out.
    – You were sleep walking and thought you were playing GTA5.

  • September 3, 2015 at 4:04 pm
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    (Nice ideas Ben)

    Other ideas, could be saying you had to give them a ticket but you could not get in the car so you had to smash the door to get in..

    I had to let the pussy out of the car as there was a pussy cat lying in your car playing with an rotten apple..

    I caught my kid pooping in your car now my kid is grounded I handcuft him to the bed. Say you are going to stick a fag in your kids eye. Sorry for being violent.

    I dropped my medication through the window of the car so I had to break in to get it.

    Say you are a lawyer and it was your right to break into the car but if they ask say you are a lawyer that should answer it all.

    Say your wife broke into the car and tried to drive it but you could explain to them that your wife is mentally ill and tries to steal cars.

  • September 4, 2015 at 9:45 am
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    You should try the mentos prank for the calls of mass confusion Brad. How cool would that be if you saw it in person.

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